Ortmann's Worst Shot Ever

memikey said:
Dear Dr Cue's Protege,

On behalf of our client Mr Oliver Ortmann we hereby formally request you to desist from any further attempts to contact him. Stalking him since 2001 is a serious crime in itself but is now compounded by your innuendo filled attempt to suggest that a wink in your general direction is evidence of a mutual attraction or of a desire for more intimate contact with you.

If you fail to desist we will seek an injunction barring you from approaching within 500 yards of any pool table, including demo ones. We trust you will grasp how seriously this would affect your leisure time and hope this will encourage your compliance.

In the meantime, in respect of his missed position and his winking at a man, our client wishes to publicly admit that he has indeed occasionally played a bad shot, especially when playing snooker practice, but to categorically reject any notion that he has ever had more interest in the brown than the pink.

Yours faithfully

Managing Director
Bendt, Ripsov and Cashgraberz
Solicitors, Hamburg.
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I rarely if ever do this, but I have to give you rep points for this one. No interest in "Brown rather than Pink" got me. That's too funny.
 
You know that TV commercial for V8 juice that's been running a lot lately... the one where people get a "thump" on the forehead if they admit to not having been taking their vegetables? That's what you appear to need DCP. Just a good "thump" on the forehead to get your attention. Nothing painful or damaging... just something to get you to stfu and think!
 
I'm pretty sure DCP was only trying to say that everyone misses and the he doesn't feel as bad when he messes a runout up. Ya'll are pretty hard on this guy.
 
jon21588 said:
I'm pretty sure DCP was only trying to say that everyone misses and the he doesn't feel as bad when he messes a runout up. Ya'll are pretty hard on this guy.
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That was the message I got also. Seems that DCP gets roughed up quite a bit.
 
8ballEinstein said:
That was the message I got also. Seems that DCP gets roughed up quite a bit.
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DCP wears a little thin after a while. Hell, maybe I do too.
 
Jon21588 and 8BallEinstein,

thanks for the kind words. seems like i usually get attacked by a handful of people for no reason at all. then once it starts others just want to join in, for the heck of it i guess.

as far as wearing thin, perhaps everyone on here wears thin at times. its funny how i get PMs from people, telling me that i should just tell so-and-so where to go, they were out of line for their rude remarks. and i've gotten several PMs from people telling me they enjoy my posts.

anyway, to each their own i guess.

DCP
 
I realise that most of these unfairness accusations are probably not directed at me, but just in case, would like to clarify that as far as my post goes I simply saw an opportunity for what anyone who knows me would instantly recognise as no more and no less than a light hearted piece of banter of the type I would dish out or receive to/from any friend at the bar.

I neither know Dr Cue's Protege nor do I have any dislike of him or his past or present posts.

We all approach the game from different angles with different areas of emphasis on what matters to us. Personally I see nothing particularly irritating about the content or style of Dr Cue's Protege's posts and find it a little surprising that anyone could feel strongly intolerant of those posts.

Live and let live, let's just have some laughs while we do it:)
 
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