Perfect Blaim

[JasonCrugar]

Haaa Perfect Blaim.

I once called a player who plays 3 balls lower than me a f****** cheater because he won and kicked me out of a tourney.
I Perfect Blaim my wife for calling me before a match (what was she thinking, doesn't she know???).
I Perfect Blaim the floor for being slipery.
I Perfect Blaim guys for chit-chatting on the side.
I Perfect Blaim pockets for moving when i shoot.
I Perfect Blaim the lights, the balls, the felt, the way the other guy looks like i should punch him in the face. I never miss, i am perfect, the other guys never beat me or play good it is always some bad luck, bad roll, coincidence every single match i have lost i should have won.
On a hill hill after a missed shot from my oponent which resulted in a dead safe i turned to him and said: I want to take you outside and hit you in the face, brake all your teeth on the sidewalk and piss on you.
I'm not a sore loser i have a Perfect Blaim DVD (i'd buy it if it was more aforedable).

it is worth every penny, just ask me or the people that are hanging from my balls for being a great blaimer

 

[JasonCrugar]

I would have ordered but I now know too much of the video's content.

you dont know the half of it son i can show you how to perfectly blaim irrevalent things like crickets farting two states away and make yourself feel like the ass whoopin you took wasn't your fault because you got outplayed and that is was something else.

 

[JasonCrugar]

I would not blaim you if you sold the DVD for twice that price! I'd buy one if you offered it on VHS. My DVD player is now a melted mass of plastic and metal. For that I blaim my drunken brother in law who mistook it for an electric knife sharper.

vhs, beta, blue ray, green ray, sugar ray i got em all. nice blaim btw!! a lil amateur compared to the blaiming you will be doing once you get your tape!!

 

[JasonCrugar]

Wow, that's great Jason -- will we be able to call for any explanations. Will you go on a signing tour? Does Oprah know of this?

Bob <I can tell my great grand kids I knew Jason when ....>

i would love everyone to call me at all hours. and when i dont answer i will blaim it on being asleep or making my new vhs tape that is just like the first with the same content just said differently lol.

 

[JasonCrugar]

Can I be the first to write a review?


I am not sure if I am qualified to have an opinion though. Maybe I should do a poll and IF ( and only if) I get enough votes, will I post my opinion.

I do not want to offend everyone by being so bold as to make an observation about something I have personally seen and then have the nerve to actually share that with others

I mean what will they think of next? Free speech? The open exchange of ideas? That is just CRAZY talk!


We need to ban together and put a stop to this kind of thing before it catches on even more. Who knows where it could lead?


I think instead of club memeberships maybe we could sell spots to be a pre qualified memeber in good standing of the " autherized to have an opinion" club. Then you would have to submit for a " sharing of opinion" permit for each time that you wanted to actually post that opinion.

We absiolutely cannot allow JUST anyone to have an opinion, and we sure as hell cannot expect others to realize that they could just make up their own minds on something even if others feel differently.


Jw



Jw

you seem disgruntled... blaim it on something ... you will feel better about everything

 

[Philthepockets]

Your obviously not very socially aware, don't you know nobody is responsible for anything they do these days.

 

[JasonCrugar]

Your obviously not very socially aware, don't you know nobody is responsible for anything they do these days.

the hell you say.

 

[poolpro]

you seem disgruntled... blaim it on something ... you will feel better about everything

You're right! I think it is obama's fault!



I just figured out why I missed last shot. It seems that whoever made my shoes used .00000004658 thicker foam on my right shoe than on my left shoe. Threw my whole game off! No wonder they only get paid .42 cents an hour!

Feeling much better, thanks perfect blaim!:thumbup:


Jw

 

[JasonCrugar]

You're right! I think it is obama's fault!



I just figured out why I missed last shot. It seems that whoever made my shoes used .00000004658 thicker foam on my right shoe than on my left shoe. Threw my whole game off! No wonder they only get paid .42 cents an hour!

Feeling much better, thanks perfect blaim!:thumbup:


Jw

my job here is done lmao