I just got my invitation to be the first man to play pool on the moon. They have allready let apes play up there and said they looked like they were having fun so they decided to bring me. For the next experiment the question they have is whether or not the balls bounce on the break shot. I told them that in space that I'm sure we'll lose some of our balls. So to be sure and bring more than is needed that is why I got invited lol. I had to explain to NASA how they couldn't tow a uhaul trailer behind a space shuttle so I brought in my experts with your tax money after months of debate they agreed that it was impossible and said that they would send a probe first. I declined to be part of this experiment but, they said they knew a guy....I am going to be the first one to play pool on the moon na na na na boo boo April fools.
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