Please Finish This For Me...

[Kickin' Chicken]

There once was a man, Jerry Forsyth

from the land of AZ he did come...

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okay, guys and gals, please help complete this overdue school project.

The author of the version I use will win an old tube sock, the mate to one I keep a measel ball in, in my car trunk PLUS one very well worn cube of pre flag Master chalk in gold. :grin-square:

have at it.

best,
brian kc

 

[Mr. Bond]

There once was a man, Jerry Forsyth
from the land of AZ he did come.

The cue that he used was a full-splice
But I have to admit it looked dumb.

The points were fashioned from corn cobs
And the wrap was made of duct tape
The shaft itself might be bamboo
But he swears that the thing hits real great

I can't find the nerve to tell him
That his cue is a big ole' hot mess
And I don't know how he still beats me
Just a lucky old fart, I guess.

 

[lfigueroa]

There once was a man, Jerry Forsyth

from the land of AZ he did come...

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okay, guys and gals, please help complete this overdue school project.

The author of the version I use will win an old tube sock, the mate to one I keep a measel ball in, in my car trunk PLUS one very well worn cube of pre flag Master chalk in gold. :grin-square:

have at it.

best,
brian kc

Oh goodie! A poetry slam


There are strange things done in the pool rooms, son
By the men who play for gold;
The billiard trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The overhead lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see,
Was that night on Route One that I was aces,
And put a big hole in JB Cases.

Lou Figueroa
with apologies to
Robert W. Service

 

[Mr. Bond]

Louie Louie won't leave St Louie
JB offered money
But Louie said phooey.




For the address of where to send the Pulitzer please Pm me.

 

[lfigueroa]

Louie Louie won't go to St Louie
JB offered money
But Louie said phooey.




For the address of where to send the Pulitzer please Pm me.

er, actually, I'm the one in St. Louis. I wouldn't go to Oklahoma City.

Good luck rhyming that one

Lou Figueroa

 

[Ron Swanson]

er, actually, I'm the one in St. Louis. I wouldn't go to Oklahoma City.

Good luck rhyming that one

Lou Figueroa

Barton rhymed Tad with tad during his brief flirtation with rap. He could do it.

 

[(((Satori)))]

er, actually, I'm the one in St. Louis. I wouldn't go to Oklahoma City.

Good luck rhyming that one

Lou Figueroa

John said that he wanted to play
So long as Lou played Johns way
But Lou took pity
said I'm not going to OKcity
and he let John keep his money (money rhyming with play)

 

[Cracktherack]

There once was a man, Jerry Forsyth
From the land of AZ he did come..
When it comes to professional players,
Jerry knew every last one.

He speaks from the booth with his wisdom,
And predicts every great stroke of play.
But to get up there himself and do it,
Not likely you’ll see it today.

Now Jerry will match anybody,
With comments on safeties and play,
But what’s in the heart of this fellow,
He stays true to his word every day.

 

[Mr. Bond]

er, actually, I'm the one in St. Louis. I wouldn't go to Oklahoma City.

Good luck rhyming that one

Lou Figueroa

That's funny.
I swear I have oldtimers but nobody believes me, they think I'm just stupid lol
Fixed it

 

[Mr. Bond]

There once was a man, Jerry Forsyth
From the land of AZ he did come..
When it comes to professional players,
Jerry knew every last one.

He speaks from the booth with his wisdom,
And predicts every great stroke of play.
But to get up there himself and do it,
Not likely you’ll see it today.

Now Jerry will match anybody,
With comments on safeties and play,
But what’s in the heart of this fellow,
He stays true to his word every day.

Nice one
Jerry is good people. And he needs his own gardening show.
Like a " imagine the layout of the break while fertilizing your cucumber plants" kind of show