Please Tell What Really Nice Thing Has Happened To You As A Direct Result Of AZB

JAM said:
Somebody sent me a subscription to Cook's Country magazine, which I love. It really lifted my spirits at that time when the forum used to mean a lot to me.
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Somebody on AZ showed me a better way to employ commas...

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Tramp Steamer said:
I'm not proud of this, but a few years ago I spent a few weeks in the box over a rash, and unwarranted remark I made regarding one of our members heritage. Totally uncalled for on my part, but I did the deed then did the time.
Now, as I look back over my sullied past, I have come to realize how much this forum has allowed me to become the better person that I now am by showing me my evil ways, then gently, but firmly, guiding me to the place in life at which I now stand.
In addition, I am certain this influence has helped me in my daily life, as well. I am nicer to the young ladies who work at the pool hall, I beg your pardon, Sports Bar and Grill, as well as my fellow shooters who play there.
I call my Mother more often now.
I no longer kick small dogs.
Why, just the other day I put a dollar bill in the Salvation Army kettle, in front of the Walmart.
A week ago Tuesday I opened a door for an older Lady whose hands were full of packages. It was an automatic door, granted, but I had my foot on the pad, nonetheless.
This is why I'm grateful for AZB. As a matter-of-fact my new motto for this coming year is going to be: Ask not what AZB can do for you, but what you can do for AZB. :smile:


(Hey, pt. Do you think they bought it? Man, that was a close one.)
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Tramp...I hope things are going well since you got out of the pen.....
...sometimes it's hard to find employment when you have a record.

And your one-pocket has probably suffered....
...you just hate putting a guy in jail now, don't you?

If you need a reference to get your old job back at the circus....just call me....
...I got connections with the Wrangling brothers.
 
Thanks, buddy.
I won't deny it, things have been tough since they let me out of stir.
I went over to were my girlfriend works and she started ragging me about getting a job. I told her to shut her yapper and get back on the pole.
Life's been tough. Yesterday, my cat got run over by a car. His name was Lucky.
You're right about my One Pocket game being in the toilet. Last week I shot a simple two railer for the win. I hit it a bit too hard and it went three rails into my opponents pocket. I'm telling you I got no luck at all.
It could be worse, though. I went into my Doctor's office the other day. He had six cases of VD. He's alright now, but for awhile there......
Love is the only answer, pt. A lifetime of love, and a lifetime commitment.
I'm only looking for a quick half hours worth, myself.
I need something new in my life. Another hobby, maybe. I think I'll go out tomorrow and tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.
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^^^^^^^^^. I admit it....I laughed....this is the only green I could give you....
....AZ has restrictions on ex-cons.

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