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cheesemouse

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THE CONVERSATION



I attended a party this past weekend. After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an attractive woman (standing

alone) across the room. When I approached and asked her name,



She coyly replied... "Carmen."



Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with "That's a beautiful name, Is it a family name?"



"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things I like most in the world - cars and men."



"What's your name?" she asked.



"Pooltits," I replied
 
I may of told this one on here before. First let me say no hate mail please...my wife is Latino so I tell this joke with no disrespect intended.

What does the cueball & a Mexican have in common?
The harder you hit 'em...the better the english! :D :D :D
 
Varney Cues said:
I may of told this one on here before. First let me say no hate mail please...my wife is Latino so I tell this joke with no disrespect intended.

What does the cueball & a Mexican have in common?
The harder you hit 'em...the better the english! :D :D :D
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lol, thats some funny stuff, and I'm sure you won't catch any flack for it based on the last few threads you've been involved in.
 
Lol!

cheesemouse said:
THE CONVERSATION

I attended a party this past weekend. After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an attractive woman (standing

alone) across the room. When I approached and asked her name,

She coyly replied... "Carmen."

Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with "That's a beautiful name, Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things I like most in the world - cars and men."

"What's your name?" she asked.

"Pooltits," I replied
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OMG the people outside my office think I'm having a seizure, I'm laughing so hard! Thank heavens I wasn't drinking something!

That joke is tops!

Brian in VA - tears in his eyes....
 
aha! my friend is carmen, im sure she would be angry at me if ill tell her the true meaning of her name!!! ha ha ha ha
 
cheesemouse said:
THE CONVERSATION



I attended a party this past weekend. After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an attractive woman (standing

alone) across the room. When I approached and asked her name,



She coyly replied... "Carmen."



Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with "That's a beautiful name, Is it a family name?"



"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things I like most in the world - cars and men."



"What's your name?" she asked.



"Pooltits," I replied
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Now that thinking fast on your feet. Good one cheese. Did you get the women?" Johnnyt
 
I guess I'll toss my all time favorite pool joke into the arena.

Q: How many pool players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 5. 1 to change the bulb and 4 to stand around and say "Pbbtthh, I can do that!"

MULLY
thank you very much. don't forget to tip your waitress
 
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