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Keith Legros

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I Have to give a speech at a Pool reception fairly soon and I wouldn't mind telling a joke or two.


Does anyone have a short pool joke that they could share?


Thank You,

Keith Legros
 
A married guy goes in a bar. Meets a beautiful woman and starts talking her up. Ends up going home with her and making love. About 4:00 am he gets dressed, finds some powder on her dresser and sprinkles it all over his hands.

When he gets home wifey says "Where the hell have you been?"

Dude says "I spent the evening making love to a woman I just met"

Wifey looks at his hands, sees the powder and says "You lying son-of-a-bitch, you've been out playing pool again"
 
Keith Legros said:
I Have to give a speech at a Pool reception fairly soon and I wouldn't mind telling a joke or two.


Does anyone have a short pool joke that they could share?


Thank You,

Keith Legros
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Why are pool tables green?

You'd be green too, if you had your balls racked all the time.
 
Keith Legros said:
I Have to give a speech at a Pool reception fairly soon and I wouldn't mind telling a joke or two.


Does anyone have a short pool joke that they could share?


Thank You,

Keith Legros
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Why is going to a poolroom so dangerous?

Because leaving your shaft and butt exposed when the sharks are around isn't a very good idea.
 
What does a medium pizza and a pro pool player have in common?
Neither can feed a family of 4 (from Scott 'the shot' Smith)
 
What do poolplayers and vandals have in common ?

Both like to break & run as often as possible.
 
Q: what do you call a guy who lost a hill hill set
A: hustled

Q: What do you call a guy who won the hill hill set
A: A thief

Q: what do you call a poolplayer who sh*t in the 9 ball on the last 4 games in a race to 5
A: An ambulance
 
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