Pool Player with missing tooth in NJ

cmsmith9

cmsmith9

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Last night I had something funny happen to me. I am playing in a tournament against this Irish guy and as he is down on his shot..he would be grinning and one second he had a tooth there...next second it was gone...it was rather disturbing. Turns out he could take the tooth in and out with the flick of his tongue. So as I am shooting, all I could think about was this grinning bastarrd and his tooth, needless to say I lost that match. I then displayed very poor sportsmanship and walked up to him and said "You want to race to 7 for your f*#%ng tooth!!". And he obliged. So I won, now I have an extra tooth that I don't need and there's a guy walking around in Northern NJ missing a tooth, with a lisp. My question to all you AZ'ers is, should I give it back to him or put the tooth on Ebay?

B.R.-Get a job...

Christian
 
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my vote goes for having it set in gold and making a chain out of it
that way you look like a blingin' cannibal:D
 
I had to put up $100.00, not a bad deal, I just wasn't thinking about what I would do with my winnings....

What up Abassi, how's things?
 
Questions

What was the score on the set you lost and then the set you won.

We would love to see a picture of this tooth too.
 
LOL...thats too funny. I once played a poor soul for his shoes. When I won them I then tied them together and walked out front of the poolroom and tossed them up and over the powerlines. I believe they are still hanging there as a symbol of what happens when you bark with no cash. I wonder what his wife thought when he came home barefoot.:D
 
cmsmith9 said:
Last night I had something funny happen to me. I am playing in a tournament against this Irish guy and as he is down on his shot..he would be grinning and one second he had a tooth there...next second it was gone...it was rather disturbing. Turns out he could take the tooth in and out with the flick of his tongue. So as I am shooting, all I could think about was this grinning bastarrd and his tooth, needless to say I lost that match. I then displayed very poor sportsmanship and walked up to him and said "You want to race to 7 for your f*#%ng tooth!!". And he obliged. So I won, now I have an extra tooth that I don't need and there's a guy walking around in Northern NJ missing a tooth, with a lisp. My question to all you AZ'ers is, should I give it back to him or put the tooth on Ebay?

B.O.-Get a job...

Christian
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Christian-
What was the guy's name? You sure he was Irish?

You guys should head back up to Diamond Jim's sometime. There are a few guys up there that would love to play.

-Brian
 
Hey Brian,

What's the good word....I was really impressed with room and everyone there, I had a good time. I can come by Diamond Jim's for some action...when are people around. I'll bring some guys so we can all match up....

Hope all is well with you,

Christian
 
cmsmith9 said:
Last night I had something funny happen to me. I am playing in a tournament against this Irish guy and as he is down on his shot..he would be grinning and one second he had a tooth there...next second it was gone...it was rather disturbing. Turns out he could take the tooth in and out with the flick of his tongue. So as I am shooting, all I could think about was this grinning bastarrd and his tooth, needless to say I lost that match. I then displayed very poor sportsmanship and walked up to him and said "You want to race to 7 for your f*#%ng tooth!!". And he obliged. So I won, now I have an extra tooth that I don't need and there's a guy walking around in Northern NJ missing a tooth, with a lisp. My question to all you AZ'ers is, should I give it back to him or put the tooth on Ebay?

B.O.-Get a job...

Christian
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This has got to be the funniest story I have read on this forum yet! But I'd still vote for giving it back to him... it sounds so sad that he is walking around without a tooth! Plus, you will always have that victory over him, because he will know he owes his full set of teeth to you:D
 
After thinking about it, I am going to use the tooth as an inlay on my next cue..

Lodini---if u are a woman, you are a cutie....

Abassi--although you're a guy, you ain't so bad either...j/k

Christian
 
cmsmith9 said:
Hey Brian,

What's the good word....I was really impressed with room and everyone there, I had a good time. I can come by Diamond Jim's for some action...when are people around. I'll bring some guys so we can all match up....

Hope all is well with you,

Christian
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Christian,

Friday nights are best. Usually more action on Fridays then Saturdays. You can get anything from a C level gambler to Open depending on the day.

Good talking to you. Hope things are good.

Brian
 
Thanks for the good laugh!! Good idea to use it in your new cue. That'd be a hilarious story to tell once you keep the cue for a good number of years.

BTW...Lodini - you are very cute!! ;)
 
Haven't seen u in awhile. My wife thinks me cute. Come up Thurs. there is always something going on. During the day Carmen and Al are usually playing one-hole.
See ya, maybe Dental John can use that little porclain u got.
 
Abassi---Funny thing you should mention Dental John. I just brought the tooth to him to appraise it so I can put it on Ebay. He said that the tooth actually had some left over strands of chicken in it. So I went home and was craving soup...but I was out of chicken broth so I threw the tooth in and WALLAH!!! Bon Appetite!

P.S. You're wife is right!
P.S.S. J/K
P.S.S.S. I can't play anymore...last night over the course of 6 hours...I missed about 5 balls...too too many....

Christian
 
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