Pool Player with missing tooth in NJ

you could make it more interesting and play him for one tooth on the 5 and two teeth on the nine.
 
cmsmith9 said:
Last night I had something funny happen to me. I am playing in a tournament against this Irish guy and as he is down on his shot..he would be grinning and one second he had a tooth there...next second it was gone...it was rather disturbing. Turns out he could take the tooth in and out with the flick of his tongue. So as I am shooting, all I could think about was this grinning bastarrd and his tooth, needless to say I lost that match. I then displayed very poor sportsmanship and walked up to him and said "You want to race to 7 for your f*#%ng tooth!!". And he obliged. So I won, now I have an extra tooth that I don't need and there's a guy walking around in Northern NJ missing a tooth, with a lisp. My question to all you AZ'ers is, should I give it back to him or put the tooth on Ebay?

B.R.-Get a job...

Christian
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Hey you actually played someone and won? Holy crap... I thought maybe you whacked you cue on the table and popped his tooth out with shrapnel from the impact.

Where you been?

JV
 
cmsmith9 said:
Abassi---Funny thing you should mention Dental John. I just brought the tooth to him to appraise it so I can put it on Ebay. He said that the tooth actually had some left over strands of chicken in it. So I went home and was craving soup...but I was out of chicken broth so I threw the tooth in and WALLAH!!! Bon Appetite!

P.S. You're wife is right!
P.S.S. J/K
P.S.S.S. I can't play anymore...last night over the course of 6 hours...I missed about 5 balls...too too many....

Christian
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You were always quick with the come backs. Can't stop laughing. I still call Vinnie "Big Bird" a name u coined for him while playing sets at Crown. Dental John once owed Phil some $ and offerred to pay him with some fish he caught.
 
classiccues said:
Hey you actually played someone and won? Holy crap... I thought maybe you whacked you cue on the table and popped his tooth out with shrapnel from the impact.

Where you been?

JV
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Christian is the only player I know with teeth marks on his shaft, but now he doesn't have to use his own!
 
to quote a movie

don't give it back, when ya try he'll probably attack ya-" thats the problem with mercy kid" lol. he is probably some dope that has a coffee can full of them and tries to get that same bet from everyone lol. oh yeah, was the soup chunky??
 
classiccues said:
Hey you actually played someone and won? Holy crap... I thought maybe you whacked you cue on the table and popped his tooth out with shrapnel from the impact.

Where you been?

JV
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On a Non_Tooth_Related subject. Too bad Gus and Jim had to go at it in that last hand (2 big stacks). A little bad luck. I would have liked to see them split.
 
cmsmith9 said:
should I give it back to him or put the tooth on Ebay?
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there was a certain pornstar that had a labiaplasty and put some of the remnants of the procedure on ebay iirc, but ebay took it down because u can't sell anything organic on there
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Joe V-of Classic Cues...You got the 7 and the breaks...the only reason I am giving up the breaks is cause I know you can't break well...cause your stomach gets in the way.

Abassi--I remember Dental John paying him in fish. Did you know that Phil played him the next day and dumped on purpose and paid him with the same fish..
 
cmsmith9 said:
Joe V-of Classic Cues...You got the 7 and the breaks...the only reason I am giving up the breaks is cause I know you can't break well...cause your stomach gets in the way.

Abassi--I remember Dental John paying him in fish. Did you know that Phil played him the next day and dumped on purpose and paid him with the same fish..
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Hey you're only giving me the breaks cause you can't break well standing on a milk crate. :D

JV
 
Varney Cues said:
LOL...thats too funny. I once played a poor soul for his shoes. When I won them I then tied them together and walked out front of the poolroom and tossed them up and over the powerlines. I believe they are still hanging there as a symbol of what happens when you bark with no cash. I wonder what his wife thought when he came home barefoot.:D
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I've had people try to play me for a hat, my suspenders, my shoes.

Sheesh, what is it with these guys??

Doggone it, I need my suspenders to hold my pants up; I'm an old geezer, and geezerdom requires suspenders and baggy pants!

And my shoes, what in the world do they want with my shoes? I know what it is: they want to see me walking around the sometimes sticky floor in the pool hall and see my reaction.

Golllleeeeeeee!

BTW, ain't no way Ise eva gonna play fo dat stuff!

Flex
 
cmsmith9 said:
Joe V-of Classic Cues...You got the 7 and the breaks...the only reason I am giving up the breaks is cause I know you can't break well...cause your stomach gets in the way.

Abassi--I remember Dental John paying him in fish. Did you know that Phil played him the next day and dumped on purpose and paid him with the same fish..
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No, but that's Phil. I'll take the 7 and the tooth.
 
cmsmith9 said:
Last night I had something funny happen to me. I am playing in a tournament against this Irish guy and as he is down on his shot..he would be grinning and one second he had a tooth there...next second it was gone...it was rather disturbing. Turns out he could take the tooth in and out with the flick of his tongue. So as I am shooting, all I could think about was this grinning bastarrd and his tooth, needless to say I lost that match. I then displayed very poor sportsmanship and walked up to him and said "You want to race to 7 for your f*#%ng tooth!!". And he obliged. So I won, now I have an extra tooth that I don't need and there's a guy walking around in Northern NJ missing a tooth, with a lisp. My question to all you AZ'ers is, should I give it back to him or put the tooth on Ebay?

B.R.-Get a job...

Christian
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"Keep the TOOTH, the WHOLE TOOTH, and nothing but the TOOTH"

How's things over at Comet, you should stop by Crown on Thursdays.
 
Comet is good, not playing much though because of the two jobs. So I am hitting them about twice a week. The tournament is doing ok, about 20-25 players a week now...not bad...

How's Crown? Busy?
 
Don't bother trying to sell it on Ebay just put it under your pillow and when you wake up in the morning you'll find a quarter there.
 
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