Pool poem
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Ah, I wanna try.
Pool is a four letter word.
It is better than work.
For that, I love it.
And
you can drink beer while you play it.
Pool is a four letter word.
It is better than work.
For that, I love it.
And
you can drink beer while you play it.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Enough pool cues to fill up a bucket
I know youll want one...
And this could be fun...
No picture but promise youll love it!
Its blackest and whitest
Its straightest grain tightest
Surely your friends will admire
Desperate want and desire
Mystery cue fedex straight from Nantucket
Enough pool cues to fill up a bucket
I know youll want one...
And this could be fun...
No picture but promise youll love it!
Its blackest and whitest
Its straightest grain tightest
Surely your friends will admire
Desperate want and desire
Mystery cue fedex straight from Nantucket
Agreed. However, if this was a TV show...youd be the main character; the hero. Youd have your own theme song music. Your the entertainment...and the host. You single handedly keep us tuned in. Take a bow sir. I think highly of you and ill stay tuned in...same time same station.
There once was a hustler from Texas
Who left all his cues in a Lexus
2 Rhinos he swore
He left on the floor
But when he returned there were 4.
Who left all his cues in a Lexus
2 Rhinos he swore
He left on the floor
But when he returned there were 4.
A road agent in from Nantuck
was looking to take off a schmuck.
He lemoned so well
that his game went to hell
and it wasn't the schmuck who got stuck.
pj <- with abject apologies
chgo
was looking to take off a schmuck.
He lemoned so well
that his game went to hell
and it wasn't the schmuck who got stuck.
pj <- with abject apologies
chgo
. . Bravo!
Was in Utah looking for a steer
My intel said no games were near
I packed up my stuff
Drove over the bluff
May it be better over this next New Year
My intel said no games were near
I packed up my stuff
Drove over the bluff
May it be better over this next New Year
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I told Ya'll I was his Idol
Here we go, I write that beautiful song Deano with my wife singing backup and
playing the penny whistle and my grandson on the ukulele AND sing it for him live
AND let him share in all the profits when it shoots to top of the charts. So what
does he do, writes that lame little poem about Pucket. I'm sure it won't be long before
he'll be contacting Pam and Jonah of THE POTTERS 3 to help him set it to music.
Once again, a feeble attempt to have some of my talent rub off on him, just like
softball, bronc bustin, ( a dangerous life threatening position he put me in with
OLD GREY) pool,golf and on and on,but as usual I'll let him ride my coat tails to
stardom.
jack
P.S. Keep those self address envelopes coming
Here we go, I write that beautiful song Deano with my wife singing backup and
playing the penny whistle and my grandson on the ukulele AND sing it for him live
AND let him share in all the profits when it shoots to top of the charts. So what
does he do, writes that lame little poem about Pucket. I'm sure it won't be long before
he'll be contacting Pam and Jonah of THE POTTERS 3 to help him set it to music.
Once again, a feeble attempt to have some of my talent rub off on him, just like
softball, bronc bustin, ( a dangerous life threatening position he put me in with
OLD GREY) pool,golf and on and on,but as usual I'll let him ride my coat tails to
stardom.
jack
P.S. Keep those self address envelopes coming
Oh Yeah,
There was a young gambler named Dean
Who thought is golf game was keen
but when the pressure was on he started to shake,
and in no time his face turned green
The big match was close for all the cheese
But on the last hole Dean had gone weak in the knees
His partner says don't worry, just collect the money
this forty footer's a breeze
It all came down to one last shot
and who splits the cup, you guessed it JACKPOT
There was a young gambler named Dean
Who thought is golf game was keen
but when the pressure was on he started to shake,
and in no time his face turned green
The big match was close for all the cheese
But on the last hole Dean had gone weak in the knees
His partner says don't worry, just collect the money
this forty footer's a breeze
It all came down to one last shot
and who splits the cup, you guessed it JACKPOT
There was fellow from Texas, named Dean, who had a cue maker buddy named Jack
So he ordered not one of his famous Jackpot cues, but a big ole' stack
He offered the cues on AZ Billiards, so 10 folks could finally win
But soon discovered that he shipped out only nine and still had number ten
When he put two and two together, he soon realized his mistake
The cue boxes had got mixed up and it was a costly error to make
He'd shipped out 9 Jackpots cues and one high-dollar Tascarella
So, there were nine happy Jackpot customers and one damn lucky fella
It's New Year's Day and it needs to start off right
The Tasc needs to be returned to end Dean's plight
You'll get your Jackpot cue that you ordered and be just as glad
And Dean will be happy again and his wife won't be so mad
Then he'll continue to sell cues and refuse to post pics
And people will still buy them and be happy with their sticks
Aloha and Happy New Year to all.
So he ordered not one of his famous Jackpot cues, but a big ole' stack
He offered the cues on AZ Billiards, so 10 folks could finally win
But soon discovered that he shipped out only nine and still had number ten
When he put two and two together, he soon realized his mistake
The cue boxes had got mixed up and it was a costly error to make
He'd shipped out 9 Jackpots cues and one high-dollar Tascarella
So, there were nine happy Jackpot customers and one damn lucky fella
It's New Year's Day and it needs to start off right
The Tasc needs to be returned to end Dean's plight
You'll get your Jackpot cue that you ordered and be just as glad
And Dean will be happy again and his wife won't be so mad
Then he'll continue to sell cues and refuse to post pics
And people will still buy them and be happy with their sticks
Aloha and Happy New Year to all.
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