"pop the champagne"

Pop the champagne! I found funding! Forget that I shot my mouth off for a year about how I was so freakin' rich I didn't need no stinking funding! Forget! Forget! The news is ALL good! Don't listen to the doommongers! Don't listen to ANYTHING I have said more the 15 minutes ago. Forget! Forget! I have great gifts in store for you. Sunshine! Songbirds! World Peace! It's all good! I am still your pro pool pipe dream! Long bright future ahead! More exclamation point laced missives coming in 7-10 days -- maybe sooner!
 
IPT Players just make sure to keep the receipts for the champagne, so you can claim this as another wasted expense in the lawsuit!

Make sure it is EXPENSIVE champagne ;-)
 
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