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Since so many posters conveniently turn threads into porn discussions, I've got a question for everyone. Who's done the "Wild Thing" on a pool table? This can be on, partially on, or under the table. Be honest. I have, but only after my simonis had 2 years of wear. :D Anybody else?
 
Cough... I think this is a family forum. :)

On subject, no. I think you might get your knees bruised :p
 
You obviously haven't heard that song by Hammer, "Don't Touch That" because if you had, you wouldn't have posted this thread!
 
Rickw said:
You obviously haven't heard that song by Hammer, "Don't Touch That" ...
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You mean M.C. Hammer??? If so then you mean..."Can't Touch This." White boys..geez. :D
 
Roll-Off said:
Since so many posters conveniently turn threads into porn discussions, I've got a question for everyone. Who's done the "Wild Thing" on a pool table? This can be on, partially on, or under the table. Be honest. I have, but only after my simonis had 2 years of wear. :D Anybody else?
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It's always been one of my fantasies, but no. ( a lot of other kinky
places though)
 
mjantti said:
Cough... I think this is a family forum. :)

On subject, no. I think you might get your knees bruised :p
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And you think slate is kind on the spinal column? :rolleyes:

Barbara
 
Barbara said:
And you think slate is kind on the spinal column? :rolleyes:

Barbara
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Hmph. You still have 2 cushion-like things down there to protect from the worst blows. Our poor kneecaps are open and vulnerable... snif... :rolleyes:
 
I've done it on a pool table. It was in the wee hours of the morning after an all-night party at my friend's house. Mostly everyone was gone, and this beautiful girl and I were leaning against my friend's pool table finishing our drinks. She asked me to hold her drink while she went to the restroom. I was so drunk I dropped the glass and the coke and bacardi spilled all over the pool table. She walked out of the bathroom and exclaimed "Now you've done it!"
 
LastTwo said:
I've done it on a pool table. It was in the wee hours of the morning after an all-night party at my friend's house. Mostly everyone was gone, and this beautiful girl and I were leaning against my friend's pool table finishing our drinks. She asked me to hold her drink while she went to the restroom. I was so drunk I dropped the glass and the coke and bacardi spilled all over the pool table. She walked out of the bathroom and exclaimed "Now you've done it!"
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LOL !!! :D
 
who started this post?,,,,,,,,,,,,is that you Randy?,,,,,,,,,Im not guilty, and I dont believe those two gals will talk,,,,,,now you gotta keep your mouth shut
 
I have lead a sheltered life, and missed that experence.... :rolleyes:
 
mjantti said:
Hmph. You still have 2 cushion-like things down there to protect from the worst blows. Our poor kneecaps are open and vulnerable... snif... :rolleyes:
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FYI...it doesn't always have to be in that position. :eek:

BTW...if you knees are that bad off...try these.
 
I have, and I wouldnt reccomend it.....I got like rug burn, I can only imagine her back side. To put it plainly, I wont be doing it on the pool table again....(well, I say that now...)

Zach
 
Doing it on a pool table requires the same attention to technique as playing on a pool table. That means you must use the proper stance and alignment. If you're tall it works best if you provide your female partner with some pillows and cushions and ask her to rest her buttocks on the rail, then all you have to do is make sure your "stick" is properly aligned and take a few warm up strokes before you commit to working your way to the money shot. ;)

I think Marilyn Chambers has a video demonstrating the technique. :)
 
hmmm... Well, I had to question myself when a nice young girl asked to do it on one, and I said no, because it's bad for the slate... lol- I think I was playing way too much pool at that time.
 
I haven't, but a friend of mine did. He videotaped it but I guess that is another topic. :p
 
LastTwo said:
I've done it on a pool table. It was in the wee hours of the morning after an all-night party at my friend's house. Mostly everyone was gone, and this beautiful girl and I were leaning against my friend's pool table finishing our drinks. She asked me to hold her drink while she went to the restroom. I was so drunk I dropped the glass and the coke and bacardi spilled all over the pool table. She walked out of the bathroom and exclaimed "Now you've done it!"
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I have also, its just the great height too, man memories. Cole.
 
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