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I think I have a shot to win the air cue guitar competition. I play guitar so
I have the facial dramatics advantage. My ebony Palmer plays best.
 
My few attempts at playing a guitar like a guitar were so painful that I would never try to play my pool cue like a guitar. Back right after the color of money when half the numbnuts in a pool hall or bar were trying to twirl a pool cue I tried it a few times with a house cue. Seemed like a good hustle but room owners objected to all the things I hit including other customers.(grin)

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I have ridden my cue around the table like those old pony heads on a stick, more times than I can count. And making those click- click noises of the hooves. She is a good steed.
 
I was playing in a snooker tournament and was down 3-0 in a best of 7 round. I went to the bathroom and bought a condom out of the dispenser and slipped part of it on my cue. My opponent asked WTF is that. I replied I'm going to play safe and cracked him up and he couldn't concentrate as he was laughing too much. My move worked and beat him 4-3. Not an air guitar (cue) but it played good lol
 
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