Rejoice! Another survey awaits!

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So here I sit in my cubicle all Dilbert-like and thought: "Gee, how could I waste company-time and be on the Forums all at the same time?" The answer: Another survey! So here goes (if this has been done before don't remind me or provide a link to the thread, just ignore the post). And yes, there are those of you that would provide the link just because I asked you not to, but I should really be working so here goes:

1. What is your least favorite billiard game? Why?
2. If you could pick one thing to change about your form, what would it be?
3. Would you prefer to win a big tournament or win big by gambling?
4. If you had the opportunity to commentate on ESPN with Mitch Laurence, would you do it?
5. Trick Shot Magic & Speed Pool (love it or hate it?)
6. My meaningless surveys (love it or hate it?) I already know the answer!..:)

Well, it's 7:31am EST, might as well get started "working". Oh! Here are my answers:

1. Any game that involves some jackass shaking that effing bottle with pills in it. I would dearly love to give the person an enema with that bottle when they stand there and just shake the thing for what seems like an eternity!
2. Locking my wrist on my stroke arm.
3. Big tourney.
4. Hell no!
5. Hate it.
6. Hmmm...let me think!
 
I'll play.

1. What is your least favorite billiard game?
8-Ball.

2. If you could pick one thing to change about your form, what would it be?
Curling my wrist.

3. Would you prefer to win a big tournament or win big by gambling?
Tournament.

4. If you had the opportunity to commentate on ESPN with Mitch Laurence, would you do it?
Hahahaha. Yeah, if they could pan in on the expression on my face now and again.

5. Trick Shot Magic & Speed Pool (love it or hate it?)
Not a fan.

6. My meaningless surveys (love it or hate it?)
It beats balancing invoices.
 
Well, You Axed

1. What is your least favorite billiard game? Why?
A.) Straight Pool, because I can't run 3 fookin balls

2. If you could pick one thing to change about your form, what would it be?
A.) I'd like larger boobs.

3. Would you prefer to win a big tournament or win big by gambling?
A.) Gambling, of course.

4. If you had the opportunity to commentate on ESPN with Mitch Laurence, would you do it?
A.) NO, but I'd love to have him as my partner on Dancing With The Stars

5. Trick Shot Magic & Speed Pool (love it or hate it?)
A.) Yes !

6. My meaningless surveys (love it or hate it?)
A.) Yes


imo Doug
 
1. What is your least favorite billiard game? Why?
--> 8 ball... mainly cause im in a slump in 8ball for some reason.. lol

2. If you could pick one thing to change about your form, what would it be?
--> thats easy... ALL OF IT!

3. Would you prefer to win a big tournament or win big by gambling?
--> Tournament. but wont happen... i aint that good :)

4. If you had the opportunity to commentate on ESPN with Mitch Laurence, would you do it?
--> Nah... i hate public speaking of any kind... besides... like flying under the radar. LOL

5. Trick Shot Magic & Speed Pool (love it or hate it?)
-->neither... all though Speed pool is fun to watch... those guys run around like a bunch of rabbits hopped up on speed :)

6. My meaningless surveys (love it or hate it?) I already know the answer!..
--> Love it... i get to waste company time responding to it LOL
 
a day late and a dollar short again!

Have to say that Smorg beat me to the punch with some great answers. He had me laughing out loud!

1. What is your least favorite billiard game? Why?
Got to be three cushion. I played for four hours one day and never made a ball.

2. If you could pick one thing to change about your form, what would it be?
Well since this is pretty much family oriented forum I'll just say that I wish the measurements of my chest and my beer gut were reversed!

3. Would you prefer to win a big tournament or win big by gambling?
Whichever paid better. The heck with the glory, I want $$$$$$$$


4. If you had the opportunity to commentate on ESPN with Mitch Laurence, would you do it?
I guess not. I'd love to make some snarky comments but they would edit them out anyway. 'Sides which, Mitch has kind of grown on me over the years. He is part of TV pool now. Of course I miss Howard Cosell.

5. Trick Shot Magic & Speed Pool (love it or hate it?)
Neither is pool but they are entertaining. I was ahead of my time and just didn't know it. When I was fifteen and had my own table at home I would get bored and sometimes see how fast I could run balls for awhile, speed pool before there was speed pool. "I coulda been a contenda"

6. My meaningless surveys (love it or hate it?) I already know the answer!..:)
Hey, meaningless surveys are a much better way of passing the time than doing something silly, . . . . like working!

Hu
 
1. What is your least favorite billiard game? Why?
9-Ball...I suck at it! :)

2. If you could pick one thing to change about your form, what would it be?
I'm happy with my form...If I could change some stupid decisions I made, that would be better!

3. Would you prefer to win a big tournament or win big by gambling?
I want the cash either way, doesn't matter.

4. If you had the opportunity to commentate on ESPN with Mitch Laurence, would you do it?
I don't think commentating in pool is necessary...

5. Trick Shot Magic & Speed Pool (love it or hate it?)
Eh...

6. My meaningless surveys (love it or hate it?)
Gives me something to do!



Matt
 
1. What is your least favorite billiard game? Why?

Bumper pool on a non-slate table.

2. If you could pick one thing to change about your form, what would it be?

My gut. I'm 10 -15 lbs over weight for my frame.

3. Would you prefer to win a big tournament or win big by gambling?

Hmmm.... I don't even like to play. I'd prefer to just not embarrass myself and faint on the table.

4. If you had the opportunity to commentate on ESPN with Mitch Laurence, would you do it?

Silly question. With Mitch Laurance? Why with him? How about replace him?

5. Trick Shot Magic & Speed Pool (love it or hate it?)

Hate them both.

6. My meaningless surveys (love it or hate it?) I already know the answer!..

Hate the surveys; love some of the answers.

Fred
 
1. What is your least favorite billiard game? Why?
If I'm playing a hack, 9-ball. If I'm playing a champion, straight pool :)
2. If you could pick one thing to change about your form, what would it be?
My insecure bridge hand.
3. Would you prefer to win a big tournament or win big by gambling?
Tournament for sure. I dream of glory.
4. If you had the opportunity to commentate on ESPN with Mitch Laurence, would you do it?
Heck yes. I would commentate the hell out of that match.
5. Trick Shot Magic & Speed Pool (love it or hate it?)
Hate it. I consider that stuff equivalent to Jerry... just skip right over.
6. My meaningless surveys (love it or hate it?)
Killed my boredom for 5 minutes :p
 
Survey Says...

1. What is your least favorite billiard game? Why?
1-ball. The rules are too complicated and I have no clue how to play.

2. If you could pick one thing to change about your form, what would it be?
Make it multiple choice instead of fill-in-the-blank.

3. Would you prefer to win a big tournament or win big by gambling?
Tournament, definitely. No one ever got their thumbs broken by winning a tournament.

4. If you had the opportunity to commentate on ESPN with Mitch Laurence, would you do it?
As long as Eva was in the booth, yes.

5. Trick Shot Magic & Speed Pool (love it or hate it?)
Definitely a hate-hate relationship.

6. My meaningless surveys (love it or hate it?) I already know the answer!..
It's what I live for.

ido (in Doug's opinion)
 
1. What is your least favorite billiard game?
The last one I lost.

Why?
Because I lost.

2. If you could pick one thing to change about your form, what would it be?
Human.

3. Would you prefer to win a big tournament or win big by gambling?
Which one would get me more money?

4. If you had the opportunity to commentate on ESPN with Mitch Laurence, would you do it?
No, but I would with Randy Moss and Jerry Bailey.

5. Trick Shot Magic & Speed Pool (love it or hate it?)
Eh.

6. My meaningless surveys (love it or hate it?) I already know the answer!..:)
Dilbert rocks!
 
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