Yay me. I managed to set the fire alarm on this awesome bachelor suite condo I have with tiny wood folding chairs and rockstar fire alarm of doom that was salavaged from a WW2 bunker and candestroy the eardrum of all in its vivinity in about12 seconds and then with longer effect disintegrate the wals of the building themselves.
So I am superhandy man 5000, I go vaulting onto one of the rickety wood folding chairs, dont bother with the cushion on the chair because the feet gotta be cosy. So up I go on my rickety chain and start trying to run the reset left sipping, right spinning, going deaf as hell in the process. Fear this BTW, 2 deaf Shane gonna own this contentinent shortly. But back to the story.
Cushions on chair when fixing stuff is cozy, it also slips really easily and those slips make the certain crappy made entire chair shattering under your weight as you are now falling face first down from about 8 feet.
If you get lucky the whoe thing might shatter and lie flat and then you just oof on the floor. Unlucky will leave that one back section of the chair entact and you will probably as you are falling forward manage to yand with all your body weight on the upper abdomen, intruducing your spleen to the heart, the panreas and spine might do some catching up, and the top of the chair will of course give your puck end it all off by smoking the base of your floating rib.
So, that was a week ago, I am high as a kite on pain medication, a sleeping pill, in agony all the same wondering who the heck has had a broken/bruised or cracked rib, how long did you have to deal with the pain? What were the steps? On the initial fall I got the wind smoked out of me, cursed out of breath curses, 15 seconds later managed to get up. The pain was not too bad an hour after the accident. 3 hours after the accident it started to really hurt. Went to the hospitle they did their shpeel, cracked bruised rib, nada you can do.
Coupe crap days of work sitting dow slow, weekend allow less motion, things feel better on Friday and I am thinking by Sunday it will be a light throb at best. Sunday proves me very wrong, hurts like hell still. Well at weat it is getting better slowly then, money not soo bad, tuesday at world, almost a week after the accident, and it hurts like crap, feeling nausious.
For anyone who has had a bruised or cracked rib, I know you can do little but inundate yourself into a stupore of drugs until things get better, but when is that? I am at week 1 tomorrow, might the pain start to subside now? Do Ihave a full week of the same agony and then at the 3rd week a slow comming down?
Since this has too mention pool, when will all that motion come back so my pool game has all of the free reign of motion and zero pain associated with it.
So I am superhandy man 5000, I go vaulting onto one of the rickety wood folding chairs, dont bother with the cushion on the chair because the feet gotta be cosy. So up I go on my rickety chain and start trying to run the reset left sipping, right spinning, going deaf as hell in the process. Fear this BTW, 2 deaf Shane gonna own this contentinent shortly. But back to the story.
Cushions on chair when fixing stuff is cozy, it also slips really easily and those slips make the certain crappy made entire chair shattering under your weight as you are now falling face first down from about 8 feet.
If you get lucky the whoe thing might shatter and lie flat and then you just oof on the floor. Unlucky will leave that one back section of the chair entact and you will probably as you are falling forward manage to yand with all your body weight on the upper abdomen, intruducing your spleen to the heart, the panreas and spine might do some catching up, and the top of the chair will of course give your puck end it all off by smoking the base of your floating rib.
So, that was a week ago, I am high as a kite on pain medication, a sleeping pill, in agony all the same wondering who the heck has had a broken/bruised or cracked rib, how long did you have to deal with the pain? What were the steps? On the initial fall I got the wind smoked out of me, cursed out of breath curses, 15 seconds later managed to get up. The pain was not too bad an hour after the accident. 3 hours after the accident it started to really hurt. Went to the hospitle they did their shpeel, cracked bruised rib, nada you can do.
Coupe crap days of work sitting dow slow, weekend allow less motion, things feel better on Friday and I am thinking by Sunday it will be a light throb at best. Sunday proves me very wrong, hurts like hell still. Well at weat it is getting better slowly then, money not soo bad, tuesday at world, almost a week after the accident, and it hurts like crap, feeling nausious.
For anyone who has had a bruised or cracked rib, I know you can do little but inundate yourself into a stupore of drugs until things get better, but when is that? I am at week 1 tomorrow, might the pain start to subside now? Do Ihave a full week of the same agony and then at the 3rd week a slow comming down?
Since this has too mention pool, when will all that motion come back so my pool game has all of the free reign of motion and zero pain associated with it.
An important thing is to make sure you don't take shallow breaths for the 3 weeks because of the break . Maintain normal breathing or you can get bad things like chronic bronchitis, etc. They don't tell you that at the hospital so they can have a repeat customer. After a half dozen cracked ribs I know! Bastiches!