Running Balls with Barry Manilow

Something is wrong with you people....all of you....especially newstroke and crawfish :D

Been laid up in bed last few days, still at home....hope all is well in azland....

Actually, apparently all is not well considering this post....as a kid, Mom loved Barry.....scary thing is I know almost all the words on the rare instance I hear one of his songs.....who knew my Mom was a Barry terrorist trying to melt my mind...
 
Mother....DOES NOT KNOW BEST!!!

Big Perm said:
Something is wrong with you people....all of you....especially newstroke and crawfish :D

Been laid up in bed last few days, still at home....hope all is well in azland....

Actually, apparently all is not well considering this post....as a kid, Mom loved Barry.....scary thing is I know almost all the words on the rare instance I hear one of his songs.....who knew my Mom was a Barry terrorist trying to melt my mind...
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LOL Yeah, my mom was a big Barry fan as well and unfortunately she infused his lyrics into the deepest darkest corners of my mind! Now, for the life of me, I'm forever livin' with this deep dark Copacabana B.S. always on the tip of my tongue just waiting for a relapse! :p

List of my mom's greatest artists:
Barry Manilow
Englebert Humperdink
Nat King Cole... Don't mind ol' Nat though, that's one smooth crooner man!
 
We're all going to hell now. Thanks Perm.

(btw craw, all that big bad reputation you'd earned with all those tales from the road - well - poof! Gone. The real you has emerged. Like Paul Bunyan once told me: "Son, you can wrestle Big Foot, climb Mount Everest bare foot, lasso Loch ness, run 600. But suck one c**k....")

I'm on the Highway to Hell. ;)
 
KoolKat9Lives said:
We're all going to hell now. Thanks Perm.

(btw craw, all that big bad reputation you'd earned with all those tales from the road - well - poof! Gone. The real you has emerged. Like Paul Bunyan once told me: "Son, you can wrestle Big Foot, climb Mount Everest bare foot, lasso Loch ness, run 600. But suck one c**k....")

I'm on the Highway to Hell. ;)
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Yet to blow one, but love Barry. Are you trying to hint at something, Matt? Get it straight (oops, evidently I've gotta watch about talking about straight things).... The Craw Man likes women. I also like to listen to Rod Stewart and George Michael. But, Bob Seger "Turn the Page" I've never missed a ball to. If you're trying to put the "suck one _ _ _ _" into my brain for a reason, forget it. I always pictured you as kind of a man's man (Oops, gotta watch referencing you and another man in the same sentence). You can't tell me you haven't sang Cher out loud. I can picture you singing "She's a Tramp" with that Cher swagger. (Oops, gotta watch talking like that). Wow, I've gotta watch almost everything I say to you, now. You're starting to remind me of Eric.
 
You gotta give Barry credit though, to be able to sing all those songs with a penis in his mouth, well thats quite a feat.



Joe
 
snipershot said:
You gotta give Barry credit though, to be able to sing all those songs with a penis in his mouth, well thats quite a feat.



Joe
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Now, now. You wouldn't say that if Barry were standing and facing you. Well, maybe you would. But, not if his boyfriend or significant other was. (You know, they all hook up with their bodyguard).
 
crawfish said:
Yet to blow one, but love Barry. Are you trying to hint at something, Matt? Get it straight (oops, evidently I've gotta watch about talking about straight things).... The Craw Man likes women. I also like to listen to Rod Stewart and George Michael. But, Bob Seger "Turn the Page" I've never missed a ball to. If you're trying to put the "suck one _ _ _ _" into my brain for a reason, forget it. I always pictured you as kind of a man's man (Oops, gotta watch referencing you and another man in the same sentence). You can't tell me you haven't sang Cher out loud. I can picture you singing "She's a Tramp" with that Cher swagger. (Oops, gotta watch talking like that). Wow, I've gotta watch almost everything I say to you, now. You're starting to remind me of Eric.
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Touche craw! (but that Eric comment was close to the line) ;)
 
Barry Manilow is good pool music I'm sure but he cannot compete with Cher.

Glad to share with AZ whenever I can....
 
crawfish said:
Now, now. You wouldn't say that if Barry were standing and facing you. Well, maybe you would. But, not if his boyfriend or significant other was. (You know, they all hook up with their bodyguard).
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I would make them a offer: Either put on the Barry eats meat while singing show for a ppv web event, or Ill hire some guy from NC to perform the shank and tank. lol.




Joe
 
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