Scotty Townsend.....

Best of luck with the new job Chuck and when you get in the area look me up. I'll let you take this Championship cloth off my table and put 860 on it. Why I let them talk me into Championship I don't know. Painter said you do great work. Later
 
Thanks dude. Sounds like a fun job. I got a story for ya to tell Painter....and Scotty too, they know Morty. Mort from Ft Walton.........he was at a weekly tourny less than a year ago. He lost quick in the tournament cause he was feeling bad. The reason he felt bad was cause he had a morphin patch on earlier, and wasn't feeling it I guess.......So he busted it up and ATE IT! LMAO! Yeah you read it right.....He ate it! Everybody up there thought he was gonna die. He was all pale.......and one guy said he was talking to mort, and mortys left eye just started moving to the left.....Just his left eye, not his right one! Has to be the single stupidest thing I have every heard of somebody doing! He ended up making it thru it.....but was sick as a dog for awhile. Just tell Painter or Scotty what the goofy shit did! They will get a kick out of it.
 
:D Both Scotty and Painter are long time friends of mine and both are great guys who really get out and get the money the hard way. I can't remember the last time I saw Scotty play where he was matched up the favorite. Always trying to out run the "nuts" and does it quite often. Seen him give Eddie Brown the six and Lil Sal the five while in New Orleans and made them both quit. Heart as big as a basketball.
 
Jungledude. Do you know what happened to Don Simmons? I still have a bar cue he made for me in 1977. I ask my best friend Bill Stack and he didn't know. Oh and you might want to come up next weekend. Lil Jon might be here, you never know. Just for the record, I like Erman's action too. $Bill
 
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:eek: Don committed suicide after being caught robbing parking meters and was facing a long prison sentence. He was called the "kissing bandit" because he would pretend to be kissing a girl by the parking meters while he was really robbing them for several years before they caught him. Will try and make it to Jackson.
 
I hate to hear that about Don. His oldest Daughter use to be married to Brock. His other two daughters deserved a better dad, they were good kids.

Don was, if anything, a great mechanic. But I don't have to tell you what kind of trouble that can get you into. Don was getting where he made a nice cue. I won a tournament in the Palace in 77 with a custom cue he made me. Beat Blackie for 1st. Earl knew how I played and after seeing me play with the new Simmons cue and win, he told Don, "If this cue makes this guy play that good, make me one just like it." LOL. Hope you can make it up this weekend, later, $Bill
 
pooltablemech said:
noooooooo! Lmao......Last I heard about THE GREAT PAINTER he was in Biloxi dealin BlackJack. I saw Painter playing a real good player one pocket, Getting a huge spot. Painter was DRUNK, and I mean Drunk...........He got up to shoot....He looked at the stack. Might have been a ball gone....all the balls still in a wad at the center. Painter says there's a DEAD BALL right there!.......And POW! He busts the stack wide open, Looked like an 8 ball break. Not one ball goes close to his hole...........and he makes 3 balls in the other guys hole. Then he stumbles back to the bar and just sits there with a sad look on his face.......Raises his eyebrows and says WTF I thought the ball was dead.
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LOL! Thats the painter I know, what an entertainer............
 
pooltablemech said:
Thanks dude. Sounds like a fun job. I got a story for ya to tell Painter....and Scotty too, they know Morty. Mort from Ft Walton.........he was at a weekly tourny less than a year ago. He lost quick in the tournament cause he was feeling bad. The reason he felt bad was cause he had a morphin patch on earlier, and wasn't feeling it I guess.......So he busted it up and ATE IT! LMAO! Yeah you read it right.....He ate it! Everybody up there thought he was gonna die. He was all pale.......and one guy said he was talking to mort, and mortys left eye just started moving to the left.....Just his left eye, not his right one! Has to be the single stupidest thing I have every heard of somebody doing! He ended up making it thru it.....but was sick as a dog for awhile. Just tell Painter or Scotty what the goofy shit did! They will get a kick out of it.
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LOL! I remember that, what a goof.....
 
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