Send Kickin Chicken For A Mani-Pedi

Maybe some AZ people could sponsor me to go play the Chicken some sets and make him work for his mani pedi.
 
Boy, I say Boy, Why are you headed to Florida for that nail tuneup?

Here in Texas, we offer feather removal and a real nice tan in our exclusive tanning pit(er, salon). We even baste, I mean generously cover you with an aromatic sun tan lotion.

Let us know you financial needs and we will start a fund.

Happy, roasted, Christmas!
 
"Fog" Honey....

if you can get your feathered ass down here, i'm sure i can call-in a favor from my nail-chick to cover you after all of my tips over the past 20yrs.

otherwise, if you can get funded for $45, i'll come up there & take care of you myself; but we're gonna need room & board.

so how is your recovery after your heart surgery? (aside from your sudden switch to a mani/pedi?)
xoxo
 
jalapus logan said:
KC, I will gladly help you out if my cause gets surplus funding.

AZB, please, I need to raise $11.97. $4.30 is for bus fare to Sam's Club and the remainder is for a gross of Vienna sausages. This will sustain the missus and I for at least two weeks. This will free up our time to achieve our dream of honing our finger painting skills.

Also, if you folks would consider a generous donation toward our additional goal of $450.00, then we can finally afford that tatoo mural on my wife's back of Ghengis Khan riding a unicorn through a waterfall and/or over a rainbow.

Please help a fellow brother in need during this holiday season.

God bless!
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I say, I say, Son; there's no such thing as surplus funding. Who ever told you such a tall tale? It's like the tooth fairy - and hen's teeth. :D
 
PINKLADY said:
"Fog" Honey....

if you can get your feathered ass down here, i'm sure i can call-in a favor from my nail-chick to cover you after all of my tips over the past 20yrs.

otherwise, if you can get funded for $45, i'll come up there & take care of you myself; but we're gonna need room & board.

so how is your recovery after your heart surgery? (aside from your sudden switch to a mani/pedi?)
xoxo
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in the medical literature, this is a well documented after effect for the type of surgery I had.

would love to provide more detail but my rollers have been in 20 minutes too long. :eek:

my best to Matt & you...
 
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