buddha162 said:
I remember this one time, me and a couple of mates were playing on a bar box when these 6 Rangers come in and try to take over, acting real tough. My mate Scorpion never missed a beat. He slammed his cue right across the nearest guy's face and drops him. Before they know it I've stabbed one in the eye with my cue and Wolf is dropping two with pool balls stuffed into a sock. Up roars the biggest guy I have ever seen, colour sergeant or something. He went down like a bag of spanners when Snake pops a cap in his knee. Boy did he squeal when we was kicking a pencil in his ear. Never heard such a fuss. We never seen the other guy for dust. Heard he joined the foreign legion or something.
To top it all we ran outside and nicked their car, and spend the next half hour smashing into parked cars and generally tearing up the town some. By now we've got upwards of 6 armed police cruisers and a helicopter chasing us around the downtown area, and we're running on two rims. We take a corner too fast and throw a 540 right across two lanes of fast moving traffic. I can't belive nothing totalled us.
I jumps out first before we'd even slammed into the kerb, and raced toward a Nissan Micra stopped at the lights. I dragged the lady driver right out and tore off through the red light. Didn't realise her kid was screaming in the back all the time I was so pumped up. I can't tell you what happened next because just then my brother came in the bedroom and asked for his X-Box back.
Boro Nut
