Shanghai IPT Qualifier - June 16-18 Information

Colin Colenso said:
That's great Willie,
By that time I should have opened my pool club which will be part of the BreakUp franchise, fully stocked with all the WillieBetMore accessories.

The entrance will be a 40 foot cast of BreakUp's head and you'll have to crawl in through his nostrils.

You'll be quite at home I'm sure:D
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CC,
Damn, I just snorted Diet Coke all over the keyboard. If it crashes I'm sending you the bill. I'm not paying for it.

I guess that if you put breakup's hideously deformed countenance on the entrance to your establishment, then attendance may suffer a bit. At least you aren't going to go with the entrance scheme at breakup's house - which is a 40 foot cast of breakup bending over, buttocks exposed, entrance right through his........well, you get the idea. It's gross.

P.S. - You aren't planning any cheap, child-labor knock-offs of the Williebetmore accessories are you?? Breakup's lawyers will be on you like flies on...errr...breakup.
 
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Colin Colenso said:
That's great Willie,
By that time I should have opened my pool club which will be part of the BreakUp franchise, fully stocked with all the WillieBetMore accessories.

The entrance will be a 40 foot cast of BreakUp's head and you'll have to crawl in through his nostrils.

You'll be quite at home I'm sure:D
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OK Colin now you have to buy two keyboards, I just spit coffee all over mine:D

I do like the design, however I think Willie was referring to the back door which is where most establishments restrict him to anyway.

I can’t wait to expand into the Chinese market with the Betmore line of accessories. With well over a billion people in China there must be literally dozens that are as “special” as Willie and could use the accessories.

Cheers
 
Williebetmore said:
CC,
Damn, I just snorted Diet Coke all over the keyboard. If it crashes I'm sending you the bill. I'm not paying for it.

I guess that if you put breakup's hideously deformed countenance on the entrance to your establishment, then attendance may suffer a bit. At least you aren't going to go with the entrance scheme at breakup's house - which is a 40 foot cast of breakup bending over, buttocks exposed, entrance right through his........well, you get the idea. It's gross.

P.S. - You aren't planning any cheap, child-labor knock-offs of the Williebetmore accessories are you?? Breakup's lawyers will be on you like flies on...errr...breakup.
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We only use adult* labor and pay above minimum award wages**!
* adult is defined as having the ability to stand upright unsupported for 60 seconds
** minimum wage is one grain of rice per hour
Note: Breakup Pool Franchisees will not be held responsible for damages caused by involuntary bodily ejaculations as a result of exposure to images under its patent
 
breakup said:
OK Colin now you have to buy two keyboards, I just spit coffee all over mine:D

I do like the design, however I think Willie was referring to the back door which is where most establishments restrict him to anyway.

I can’t wait to expand into the Chinese market with the Betmore line of accessories. With well over a billion people in China there must be literally dozens that are as “special” as Willie and could use the accessories.

Cheers
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Yes Breakup, the rear entrance is most sodomly a great addition to our themed premises. Your deep analysis never ceases to amaze.

I expect Willie will also enjoy our golden pond and fountain facilities.

Colin <~ Did I just write that?:o
 
breakup said:
I can’t wait to expand into the Chinese market with the Betmore line of accessories. With well over a billion people in China there must be literally dozens that are as “special” as Willie and could use the accessories.

Cheers
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breakup,
I....you......brrr....arrrghhh....

I'm an excellent driver, excellent driver. I'd say more but I need to pick up some underwear at Wal-mart before Judge Wapner is on at 3.
 
jjinfla said:
Colin, When you came to Orlando how much was air fare?

Jake
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I think about US$1,000 from memory.

I just booked my flight to Vegas (return) for around $800 but I got pretty lucky. I thought I was up for around $1,500 when I first started searching.

The best deal I got was through Japan Airlines (JAL). Actually my assistant organized it for me here in China so I don't have a website link sorry.

Colin
 
Colin Colenso said:
I think about US$1,000 from memory.

I just booked my flight to Vegas (return) for around $800 but I got pretty lucky. I thought I was up for around $1,500 when I first started searching.

The best deal I got was through Japan Airlines (JAL). Actually my assistant organized it for me here in China so I don't have a website link sorry.

Colin
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Looks like NY to Shanghai is $1000 now- good flight too-only stops in Tokyo-short holdover. If it drops to $900, and i can work in a cheap Taiwan side trip ill probably do it. Not that Im crazy about 8 Ball but i like a good adventure.

Colin-This may be a stupid question but are there regular daily "cheap" flights from Shanghai to Taipei? I know sometimes there are cheap flights on smaller airlines in far off lands that aren't shown on most USA websites. I got robbed once in Europe not knowing that. Im thinking the political situation may make this a stupid question. Thanks
 
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Nostroke said:
Looks like NY to Shanghai is $1000 now- good flight too-only stops in Tokyo-short holdover. If it drops to $900, and i can work in a cheap Taiwan side trip ill probably do it. Not that Im crazy about 8 Ball but i like a good adventure.

Colin-This may be a stupid question but are there regular daily "cheap" flights from Shanghai to Taipei? I know sometimes there are cheap flights on smaller airlines in far off lands that aren't shown on most USA websites. I got robbed once in Europe not knowing that. Im thinking the political situation may make this a stupid question. Thanks
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Hi Nostroke,
Due to government frictions, there are still no direct flights from Taiwan to the mainland or vice-versa. Most go via Hong Kong or Macau. Probably not a cheap trip :(

You could also check out going to Taiwan via Japan as an option.

Colin
 
Event Signboard

Here's the signboard we're putting in front of a stand at the event. 4m x 1.2m
 

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Nice job Colin.....looks great !

Hoping to see it in person,have e mailed you earlier today;)
 
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