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ironman

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Not many know, but I got married back on June 16th to a beautiful and wonderful wonam here in San Antonio Tx.
I love her madly and worship the ground she walks on and would do "most" anything to keep her happy.
The problem has become that she has led a "much different life" than I and doesn't understand the mentality of pool players at all.
For example, she almost had me convinced this morning that yard work and other domestic chores were actually good for a person and would keep him healthy. So, I got up, made her coffee, fed the dogs, the cat, and THEN, mowed the yard!!!!!!
The problem is that I started to sweat and it near scared the s### out of me. Once I was done, I was entirely too tired to go to the pool room and play $30.00 one pocket.
Now don't misunderstand me, I love her dearly and want to spend the rest of my life with her, but, how did you guys convince her, or yours to do the yard work and leave the important things like going to the pool room daily, to us.
Any advice would be much appreciated???!!!???
 
Isn't your name Ironman? Come on you can do this.

Split your winnings 50/50 and have her spend it on something she likes to do. Of course when you lose it's 100/0.

I've found I brought my game up huge because of this.
 
well you're in tx. i KNOW theres some cheap enough labor really close-by :) And they do good yard work too!
 
ironman said:
Not many know, but I got married back on June 16th to a beautiful and wonderful wonam here in San Antonio Tx.
I love her madly and worship the ground she walks on and would do "most" anything to keep her happy.
The problem has become that she has led a "much different life" than I and doesn't understand the mentality of pool players at all.
For example, she almost had me convinced this morning that yard work and other domestic chores were actually good for a person and would keep him healthy. So, I got up, made her coffee, fed the dogs, the cat, and THEN, mowed the yard!!!!!!
The problem is that I started to sweat and it near scared the s### out of me. Once I was done, I was entirely too tired to go to the pool room and play $30.00 one pocket.
Now don't misunderstand me, I love her dearly and want to spend the rest of my life with her, but, how did you guys convince her, or yours to do the yard work and leave the important things like going to the pool room daily, to us.
Any advice would be much appreciated???!!!???
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I know you did not ask for my opinion but I have the answer.

You will have to take a week off from playing pool, you have to go out every morning and do all these chores, tell her how right she was and that you have come to love doing these things more than pool. Within 2 days there will be not much left to do so you follow her around asking for ore things to do, act a little giddy with a bounce in your step and get just inside her personal bubble as you ask repeatedly what can I do next?
(this is the Huck Fin trick) First no matter what your wife or any other wife says. They don't want tyou to have fun, So now not only are you getting on her nerves but you seem to be happy about something and want to dedicate most of you time to it. Before the week is out she will say "Why don't you go to the pool room honey?" At this point you frown a little and tell her you would rather be at home and want more to do. By the weekend you will be almost pushed out the door and she will have put your $$ up for you already at the room. This my friend is pure genius but it does need a little commitment but you will be free again. JMO.

If you think that I am full of crap and this does not work I can give you the numbers of my ex wives and you can ask them.
 
stuckart said:
Isn't your name Ironman? Come on you can do this.

Split your winnings 50/50 and have her spend it on something she likes to do. Of course when you lose it's 100/0.

I've found I brought my game up huge because of this.
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The little darling already lives by the pholosophy that" what's her's is her's, and mine is her's".
 
I think I got it. Ask her to turn around, check the tag on the back and see if she is still under warranty. If its still valid, bring her back the the manufacturer and let them know this model is knocking and pinging way too much.:thumbup: :wink:
 
223tracer said:
I think I got it. Ask her to turn around, check the tag on the back and see if she is still under warranty. If its still valid, bring her back the the manufacturer and let them know this model is knocking and pinging way too much.:thumbup: :wink:
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Problem is, that's the way they are made. There is nothing wrong with this one as far as the manufacturer is concerned. You should have read the fine print!!!
 
bfdlad said:
I know you did not ask for my opinion but I have the answer.

You will have to take a week off from playing pool, you have to go out every morning and do all these chores, tell her how right she was and that you have come to love doing these things more than pool. Within 2 days there will be not much left to do so you follow her around asking for ore things to do, act a little giddy with a bounce in your step and get just inside her personal bubble as you ask repeatedly what can I do next?
(this is the Huck Fin trick) First no matter what your wife or any other wife says. They don't want tyou to have fun, So now not only are you getting on her nerves but you seem to be happy about something and want to dedicate most of you time to it. Before the week is out she will say "Why don't you go to the pool room honey?" At this point you frown a little and tell her you would rather be at home and want more to do. By the weekend you will be almost pushed out the door and she will have put your $$ up for you already at the room. This my friend is pure genius but it does need a little commitment but you will be free again. JMO.

If you think that I am full of crap and this does not work I can give you the numbers of my ex wives and you can ask them.
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TWhis may be pure genious!!! But, I ain't goin for it!!
 
ironman said:
Not many know, but I got married back on June 16th to a beautiful and wonderful wonam here in San Antonio Tx.
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I have figured out your problem.

You married a "wonam". This is a cheap Chinese knockoff of the "woman". They, like imported MP3 players, claim to have the same features as their more expensive, brand-name counterparts, but these claims are false. They usually come in packaging with badly translated text on them. Did this one say "cooks all happy meals daytime" or something like that on the box?

:D

Seriously, though... you're married now. Domestic duties are part of the deal, methinks. Find a happy place. :)
 
ironman said:
Not many know, but I got married back on June 16th to a beautiful and wonderful wonam here in San Antonio Tx.
I love her madly and worship the ground she walks on and would do "most" anything to keep her happy.
The problem has become that she has led a "much different life" than I and doesn't understand the mentality of pool players at all.
For example, she almost had me convinced this morning that yard work and other domestic chores were actually good for a person and would keep him healthy. So, I got up, made her coffee, fed the dogs, the cat, and THEN, mowed the yard!!!!!!
The problem is that I started to sweat and it near scared the s### out of me. Once I was done, I was entirely too tired to go to the pool room and play $30.00 one pocket.
Now don't misunderstand me, I love her dearly and want to spend the rest of my life with her, but, how did you guys convince her, or yours to do the yard work and leave the important things like going to the pool room daily, to us.
Any advice would be much appreciated???!!!???
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simple, BUT, keep in mind you are what you eat:thumbup:
 
sorry to tell you this but you got your life already posted on the light and there is no readjusting now. You dont sound like your ready to sneak out the bathroom window on this game yet so you might as well get back in there and try to fade this tough action.
 
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