Skeletons in our closet

Colin Colenso said:
Me too, I remember it well, because I was by myself at the time :mad:
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Haha... it's funny because it's true! :D

Me? I'll be 35 when my first time rolls around. :mad:
 
landshark77 said:
See Scott's question to Marissa....but I must warn you...tighten that belt up first, it's turning into that kind of forum. :eek: :p
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Ya think?

Barbara
 
Barbara said:
Ya think?

Barbara
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HAY! It's not my fault, Barbara. The only thing I lust for around here is YOUR Boti!!! :D Get it? Boti / body. ;) Oh, nevermind. But, I sleigh myself. :p
 
Marissa, you must be some special to hold out so long and sorry to hear about your non-existent sex life. Me, I was 17 when I started whoring around. Now I'm married and hardly get any. My how times change.
 
ScottR said:
HAY! It's not my fault, Barbara. The only thing I lust for around here is YOUR Boti!!! :D Get it? Boti / body. ;) Oh, nevermind. But, I sleigh myself. :p
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You know those lyrics in "Magic Bus" by The Who -

"I want it, I want it, I want it"

And then you hear

"Can't have it!"

Yeah, okay, you get the picture... :p

Barbara
 
I'm not very good at being a juvenile delinquent:

A girl in high school called my sister a b*tch, so my best friend, Erica, and I, like most mature 16-year-olds, went to egg her house Friday night.

We hurl a dozen eggs at her house... which all safely land in the front lawn. We take off.

We think how stupid it's going to look when this chick comes home and there are all these unbroken eggs sitting in her yard, so we return.

We park, run and gather up the eggs, and throw them at the house. We get in the car and toss the egg carton out the window. We leave.

We return a third time for the egg carton we tossed out for fear they will dust it for fingerprints.
 
9 Ball Girl said:
Nice post, Rude Dog! I try not to judge anyone by what happened in their past, although it's said that the past is what shapes up the future. But, the past can also fix what happens in the future because of learned experiences, if that makes any sense.

If I laid out all of the skeletons in my closests (that's right, I pluralized closet as I keep running out of space!), there would be a lot of :o and :eek: and we can't forget :mad: from me and others!
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Nice Post 9 Ball Girl, I personally have a Few Skeletons in my CLOSET, so I will not be seeking the Office of President of the United States ... :D :D :D :D
 
Colin Colenso said:
This time I traped myself a beaver!!! *pumping fists*

We all know the only wheels around when you were in your early teens were wooden wagon wheels.

You're just covering for all those bloody acts you committed for the red coats :eek: :p
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Hey...screw you goofball. I challenge you to a duel...From 10 yds. out, we have a quickdraw shotput contest until the other guy is dead. (wait a minute...what the f*#k was I thinking about) :(
 
Sweet Marissa said:
I'm not very good at being a juvenile delinquent:

A girl in high school called my sister a b*tch, so my best friend, Erica, and I, like most mature 16-year-olds, went to egg her house Friday night.

We hurl a dozen eggs at her house... which all safely land in the front lawn. We take off.

We think how stupid it's going to look when this chick comes home and there are all these unbroken eggs sitting in her yard, so we return.

We park, run and gather up the eggs, and throw them at the house. We get in the car and toss the egg carton out the window. We leave.

We return a third time for the egg carton we tossed out for fear they will dust it for fingerprints.
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Are you sure you're not a natural blonde?

Joe :D
 
Sweet Marissa said:
I'm not very good at being a juvenile delinquent:

A girl in high school called my sister a b*tch, so my best friend, Erica, and I, like most mature 16-year-olds, went to egg her house Friday night.

We hurl a dozen eggs at her house... which all safely land in the front lawn. We take off.

We think how stupid it's going to look when this chick comes home and there are all these unbroken eggs sitting in her yard, so we return.

We park, run and gather up the eggs, and throw them at the house. We get in the car and toss the egg carton out the window. We leave.

We return a third time for the egg carton we tossed out for fear they will dust it for fingerprints.
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That reminds me of the time a ran away from home. My mom and I just got into a fight (usual) and I decided to F her...I was going to run away. Please bear in mind that she was in the bathroom getting ready to go out for the evening...meaning she wouldn't be back until late. So..I could have walked out the front door while she was in the bathroom or I could have just waited until she left for the night. But no..what do I do???? I climb out the freakin' window onto the roof and go down the antenna. :rolleyes:
 
Sweet Marissa said:
I'm not very good at being a juvenile delinquent:

A girl in high school called my sister a b*tch, so my best friend, Erica, and I, like most mature 16-year-olds, went to egg her house Friday night.

We hurl a dozen eggs at her house... which all safely land in the front lawn. We take off.

We think how stupid it's going to look when this chick comes home and there are all these unbroken eggs sitting in her yard, so we return.

We park, run and gather up the eggs, and throw them at the house. We get in the car and toss the egg carton out the window. We leave.

We return a third time for the egg carton we tossed out for fear they will dust it for fingerprints.
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LOL.......I was waitng for the "then we found out it was the wrong house"...line..

Are you sure your not a natural blonde?????? (JK) ;)
 
classiccues said:
Listen this is a pool forum.. please stick to balls and shafts please...

Oh.. we are... ok

Joe :D
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I'm a pocket pool pro! :D

I think I've just sunk to a new level.
 
efirkey said:
Marissa, you must be some special to hold out so long and sorry to hear about your non-existent sex life. Me, I was 17 when I started whoring around. Now I'm married and hardly get any. My how times change.
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It's lack of qualified prospects. I only date Christians who don't watch porn or go to strip clubs (among other qualities). I'm told I'll be waiting for quite a while, but to those people I say I'll never lower my standards.
 
Sweet Marissa said:
It's lack of qualified prospects. I only date Christians who don't watch porn or go to strip clubs (among other qualities). I'm told I'll be waiting for quite a while, but to those people I say I'll never lower my standards.
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You're gonna pull me out of retirement, Mawissa.... :D
 
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