Smell foul

k-mack

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It is hill hill in the final, no more extensions, 30 second shot clock, player 1 drops painful, warm, silent bomb while executing a safety. Player 2 comes to table. The smell is so noxious he can't breathe. 22 seconds left to shoot. Can't focus, eyes watering, trying to breathe through mouth. What happens? Obviously it's unsportsmanlike as all hell but last nights taco grandes could be todays secret weapon for the right player...
 
Unsportsmanlike? Once, accidental. Twice(+) not.
LOL . . . someone did that in leagues, (not I or my game), but did clear out the room for a few minutes.
It was a poor attempt at taking the opponent out of their rhythm, didn't work. Player walked few feet away then returned holding their breath to shoot & win. For the next few weeks we ripped the fart'er about it.
 
Last year in league we were at a bar the tables were near the ladies bathroom and suddenly the most noxious stench permeated the room we all had to go outside... the culprit a tiny little old lady must have been 75 to 80 maybe 4 feet tall
 
If there is a shot clock I'm assuming there's a ref. I'd bring over the ref to get a big whiff of the smell too. Surely he would stop the clock if it was that bad. lol
 
A double bacon, egg, and cheese, with a cup of coffee and a glass of chocolate milk
is all you need to win a match.
When your opponent can't see or breathe you're the favorite.
You leave one at the table and do an occasional drive-by.
Who needs a straight stroke when you have Chemical Weapons.
 
Can't anyone take a joke... but seriously our community played other communities... 12 people in a small room with 3 tables. Some big & wide MF'r was letting loose.... not so much the smell but the exhaust notes. Laughed our asses off...no pun.
 
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AzB's first fart thread. Brings a tear to my eye.

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Now if we can get Dan H. Lou, JS, RadarxO'reiley an a few other notables involved this could be a classic. Did anyone think to measure the openings? Was it really a fart or was it a shart? Was it planned or accidental? Was the crop dusting technique employed? Inquiring minds...
 
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