It is hill hill in the final, no more extensions, 30 second shot clock, player 1 drops painful, warm, silent bomb while executing a safety. Player 2 comes to table. The smell is so noxious he can't breathe. 22 seconds left to shoot. Can't focus, eyes watering, trying to breathe through mouth. What happens? Obviously it's unsportsmanlike as all hell but last nights taco grandes could be todays secret weapon for the right player...
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Are either wearing masks?
Simple, pull the neck band of your t-shirt over your nose, hopefully you can play a quick safe on him and leave the cue ball where you shoot from so he has "sit in his own pew" so to speak.
People like that should not be allowed in public. Have some decency and less taco bell/ protein shakes.
Unsportsmanlike? Once, accidental. Twice(+) not.
LOL . . . someone did that in leagues, (not I or my game), but did clear out the room for a few minutes.
It was a poor attempt at taking the opponent out of their rhythm, didn't work. Player walked few feet away then returned holding their breath to shoot & win. For the next few weeks we ripped the fart'er about it.
LOL . . . someone did that in leagues, (not I or my game), but did clear out the room for a few minutes.
It was a poor attempt at taking the opponent out of their rhythm, didn't work. Player walked few feet away then returned holding their breath to shoot & win. For the next few weeks we ripped the fart'er about it.
A double bacon, egg, and cheese, with a cup of coffee and a glass of chocolate milk
is all you need to win a match.
When your opponent can't see or breathe you're the favorite.
You leave one at the table and do an occasional drive-by.
Who needs a straight stroke when you have Chemical Weapons.
is all you need to win a match.
When your opponent can't see or breathe you're the favorite.
You leave one at the table and do an occasional drive-by.
Who needs a straight stroke when you have Chemical Weapons.
Can't anyone take a joke... but seriously our community played other communities... 12 people in a small room with 3 tables. Some big & wide MF'r was letting loose.... not so much the smell but the exhaust notes. Laughed our asses off...no pun.
AzB's first fart thread. Brings a tear to my eye.
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Support this historic thread. Fart in your local pool room. Make it a good one.
Now if we can get Dan H. Lou, JS, RadarxO'reiley an a few other notables involved this could be a classic. Did anyone think to measure the openings? Was it really a fart or was it a shart? Was it planned or accidental? Was the crop dusting technique employed? Inquiring minds...