Here's a new one:
Two pool players will think of a number between one and five and the closest one to the number three will go first. When the starting player is ready, said player will indicate said readiness by raising his/or her cue stick over their head and a midget will begin riding around the table on a unicycle. Each time around said table said midget will reach into a basket filled with numbered balls, pull one out, and throw it on to the table. If the ball that is thrown out is not pocketed by the next time said midget comes around, the player's score will be reduced by the number on that ball. Should the player who is currently at the table accidentally, or otherwise, bump into said midget as said midget makes his circuit around the table and knocks said midget to the floor, said player is disqualified. The winner of the match will be the player with the lowest number of points after four hours. It is recommended that more than one midget be used or rest periods be provided. A name has yet to have been chosen for this game, but I'm sure you all can come up with something appropriate. Sincerely yours, Tank Macanally, Director of Sports and Games for Steamer Recreational Enterprises Ltd. :grin:
P.S. In the spirit of politcal correctness we at Steamer Recreational will now refer to a midget as a very diminuitive person.
