Stupid things you see in a Pool hall

Pidge said:
I've seen a guy take a crap in a pocket in the past.

I've seen a guy lose a bet and hang his 'manhood' on the table whilst someone fires a ball at 'it'.

I've seen people making sweet sweet love on tables.

I've seen a cue ball fly off the table, smashing a beer glass in someone's hand and slicing it right open.

I've seen 4 guys trying to steal a snooker table....by hand!

I've seen plenty more, but these are some of the highlights.
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you hang out at some f**ked up places :shocked
 
3kushn said:
Thouhgt this was about stupid things.

How about a cool dude and his chick racking and playing for 5 minutes before they notice there aint no pockets.
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That is funny. My wife very rarely goes to pool rooms so one day I take her and pre-arranged with the counter person to give us a rack and assign us one of the 3-cushion billiard tables to see her reaction!! It was good!!!
 
TonyB2377 said:
The one thing that really use to piss me off was the guy who will break as soon as you lift the rack. I had a cue ball go flying by my head one night in a bar in Nurnburg Germany. I helped the guy practice some restricted breathing exercises after that:D, from that point on I always lay my cue on the table across the front of the rack. I even keep the tip in front of the rack until I am clear, at least if I am playing someone that I don't know.
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BCA rules; Breaker racks solves this & rack inspection by breaker
 
Kind of scary at the time

Saw a guy showing his girlfriend how to put some power into her break. With no balls on the table he was firing the cueball into the foot rail showing her hip thrust and wrist snap etc. He was going harder and harder until the final pop went airborne off the foot rail direct to his forehead knocking him out cold for about five minutes. Everyone just kind of gathered around and stared at him lying flat on his back between tables wondering what to do. I think he 's switched to the soft break now.
 
besides the one about going to a table and all the rails are blue from someone always putting the chalk down upside down, and being the only guy in the pool hall practicing and one or 2 guys come on the table next to you (like they do at the beach), it really gags me when the smoker is on the table next to you and he puts his cigarette in the ash tray to burn down to the filter while shooting,,,,,oh, the smell, gag! :barf:
 
Pool tables that are too low with matching lights that you can end up banging your head when getting up after racking the balls. :rolleyes:
 
hand chalk abuse

the one that always irked me the most were the guys who covered there entire bridge hand with chalk sometimes nearly clear to the elbow and leave hand prints all over the tables
 
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