ShootingArts said:
The solution is to give the good players exactly what they want. However that will most likely put you out of business because what the "better players" want and what your customers that are paying the bills want are likely to be completely different.
Exactly. When I win the Powerball lottery, I will devote the bulk of my fortune to a Temple of Zen Cueism.
The Temple will house 38 tables:
- four quadruple-shimmed Diamond Pros for money players, two in private rooms without windows, TVs, music, or any other distractions or escape routes

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- one each billiard and snooker tables (the latter large enough to land a helicopter or host an Italian wedding upon);
- 16 standard Gold Crowns for hourly purists; and
- 16
Valley "Great 8" digital bill-ops for everyone else.
Next door, there will be a pro shop and cooperative cue forge populated by the finest local cuemakers, each of whom will have his own space and equipment, free of charge or rent. Apprenticeships will be available to worthy youth.
Each facility will be a minimum of 36,000 sq. ft.
Next door to the shop and forge will be a licensed daycare center for the fortunate prepubescent offspring of Enlightened parents, staffed by child development professionals with BCA Instructor certifications and filled with 2x4 pool tables.
The Temple will sponsor BCA, APA, and VNEA league teams, including junior and wheelchair leagues. All league players will receive shirts, cues, cases, and gloves bearing the symbols of Zen Cueism, gratis. The Temple will pay all dues, table fees, and travel expenses for its league members.
Nightly tournaments will include 8-ball, 9-ball, one-pocket, 14.1, rotation, snooker, and artistic exhibitions. Entry fees will be $10, and will be wavied for precocious apprentices. The Temple will match the pot. The winner of each tournament will play free of charge for 50 hours of his/her choosing.
If you come in and beat me in a race to ten (appointment required), you will play free of charge for the day. I will video-record your efforts for my private entertainment, the edification of apprentices, and possible commercial use.
If you are in a youth diversion or probation program, you will study Zen Cueism while cleaning tables and balls, re-tipping house cues, and performing other community service that develops marketable skills.
Televisions will feature only pool or fishing programs, live or recorded. Those who request wrestling, ultimate fighting, Jerry Springer, or "America's Funniest Videos" will be banished for one week to meditate upon Correct Thinking.
Music will be entirely under management's control. Speakers' volume will be adjustable individually. If you request rap, hip-hop, heavy metal, techno, industrial, Marilyn Manson, Insane Clown Posse, or the C&W abomination, "
Don't Take The Girl," you will be banished from the Temple until you produce a diploma from an accredited college in music appreciation.
No alcohol will be served, and only food that comes in cellophane and fits in a microwave will be available in the playing room.
An enclosable, winter-heated patio will be provided for smokers. Indeed, lung Nazis will be turned away; everyone desiring entry will have to light up at the door to prove that he/she smokes. One cough and you're out.
But this will be a hobby, not a business.
