That's the Bet (an interesting/comical story)

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I am playing in a local bar when a nobody shooting with his graphite cue wants to play some for $20. (I had $117 cash)

I win, but don't show any speed (I don't play great anyway). ($137)

He barks and says $50 for the next game. I should be a lock to win here, so ok. The table plays horrible. I am left uptable straight in on the 8 jacked up. I slow roll at the 8 hung up in the pocket. Cue ball scratches as well. ($87 - I also owe my bar tab)

I ask if he wants to go back to $20 a game, he says no $50 that's the bet, this really irritates me. I leave the table, knowing I should win. Mill around a few until I can't take it walk back up and tell him we can play for $87. He agrees. I win no problem. ($174)

I ask if he wants to play again. He says sure, $50. I really wish I had told him no, $87 that's the bet; but then I probably wouldn't have won another $150.
 
WOW, I just wet my pants, that was soooo funny.

Oh snap, I just wet my pants again typing this thinking about how funny it was.
 
I pissed myself from just reading the title and thinking about what it MIGHT say

when I opened the thread I crapped all over myself reading the first sentance.

Sentance number two had me laughing so hard that I actually vomited and crapped myself at exactly the same time


don't worry iba just shittin with ya a little bit :D :D
 
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taking it like a man...

iba7467 said:
I would commit suicide, but it would be rather redundant.

This has turned into a very "interesting and comical" thread...

iba7467 is reacting to everybody's responses in a terrific manner..

well done...

Still laughing at some of the responses... good fun...
 
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