The Boyfriend Application

[1pRoscoe]

All men are slobs unless you are Danny Tanner. And Danny Tanner ain't for my sista, LOL!

How wrong you are...

I am starting to wonder about you. You have NEVER been in a relationship yet you wear women's clothes and call it "art". Do you also wear women's panties??? Also thank you for showing your picture with your shirt off. Are you wearing lipstick in that picture??

I was thinking the same thing....

 

[landshark77]

my bad wrong pic..........

ok.........here's pops with my nephew lucas........

to answer your question about Swain..............come on.......she should go....why would i get upity about a gf taking a road trip........(unless there were more problemimatic Kuntry' folk out there )

and i don't understand billy bobs question but here goes.......call me an old-fashioned country boy, but i strongly believe that you get what you put in to things and i don't do anything half-ass (well maybe a few...). A relationship is 50 - 50 and if you relate it to pool...i've won some games, but i have had quite a few racks run on me too.........true, it's not always 50 - 50 everybody runs into that......if everyrelationship was 50 - 50 all the time, it would be boring


wow......it's been a long night..........

6ballkid- You have good genes in your family. Nice! I was concerned at first when I saw the picture I was like you dad is a wanna be gangster, thinkin' he's a wise guy. Rob another bank, he's a sock 'em in the eye guy. Tank head, Mr. Bonnie and Clyde guy. Look him in the eye...he's not my kinda guy. BUT then you said you put up the wrong picture! I was relieved! The Last thing I want is to hook my sista up with a country gang banger's kid, LOL! Are you sure that is your nephew?? You weren't fibbing about having a baby's momma, right??

Billy Bob explained his question...I guess the jest of it is do you mind losing to a girl over and over and over and over and over....yes in front of all of your friends!

 

[landshark77]

How wrong you are...

Well if you think Danny Tanner is for her, please have him forward his application. Thanx!

 

[landshark77]

out of smypathy for the other applicants i am officially withdrawing my application. i know this may come as a great dissapointment to sarah........but i have the other applicants best interest in mind.......as i am saving them tons of money in psychiatric care if i were to stay in this running and win by a landslide.........as the rejection could prove too much for them.........thank you and good luck to all the applicants.

(disclaimer: the above posted is all bullshit.......i'm just too lazy and too busy playing pool to post my picture)

thanks

VAP

Ok, so you don't wanna withdrawal?? You shouldn't be scared. I think you and Sarah have alot in common. You both are too busy playing pool to do anything else! Don't worry about your picture...I am granting you a waiver. Just have JAM come by and mention that you are not gross to look at.

 

[landshark77]

Hope it's not too late for one more! I was deciding if I wanted to throw this out here!

Jazzn....it is not too late. However, I have thought long and hard about this, but because I know you it would be unfair for you to be in this competition. I am gonna have to nix you...sorry. Please don't be upset, I like you, but I think that the timing is wrong...

 

[landshark77]

However, reading the rest of the posts I fear they are running out of time to get their applications in.

Please tell them to get their applications in. I will accept them until Saturday night, March the 5th. All applications received after midnight on Sunday will be voided.

My wife does have an ultimate out to them, she wants a grandchild by the time the oldest are 30. I'd just like one before I'm in the ground.

Please tell your wife that I am not running a breeding service...

 

[landshark77]

Are you married or already have a significant other?:__Yes__________________

Gerald- Enough said. I will not play these games! Please advise me on how to contact your wife. She deserves to know you are on the prowl!

 

[landshark77]

THE SARAH ROUSEY BOYFRIEND APPLICATION

Name: Roy
Birthday: 8/28/82
Sex (ah, I have to ask): Male
Profession: Air Force / Intel System Administrator
Highest level of Education completed: High School + 50 credits...
Gross yearly income (Yes, you really have to say): 35,000ish
Are you married or already have a significant other?: No
Have you ever been married?: No
Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?: No
Do you have a baby's momma?: No
What kind of car do you drive?: 2004 Mazda 6
Do you own your home?: Yes
Is it a single wide, a double wide, a condo, an apartment, a town home, a single family home, your car, or a cardboard box?: 2 Bedroom house with basement for my pool table
Do you play pool?: Yeah just a little
Do you gamble? (yes pool): Yup
Favorite band/singer: White Stripes
Favorite author: Robert Byrnes
Favorite song: Can't single one out
Favorite artist (you know, like the painter?):Van Gogh
Favorite color: Color of money
Favorite food: Steak & Potatoes
What's your sign?: Virgo
Are your pants made of mirrors?: Uhh no
Have you been to Jail?: Yes
Are you in Jail currently?: No
Less filling or Taste great?: Great taste...
Boxers or Briefs?: Boxers
Have you ever had a mullet?: No
Do you have a tattoo?: No
Do you live with your mom or grandmother?: No but if they fell on hard times I'd let him live in my garage
Who is the hottest WPBA player?: That is a trick question.
Who is the best WPBA player?: Fisher/Corr toss up.
Do you believe in God?: Most of the time
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?: No
Will you buy her a diamond? (Like now...not as an engagement ring): There is always a possibility.
Are you a drunk?: Just some weekends
Are you drunk now?: No
Describe yourself in 3 words or less: Inadequate in everyway
Do you have a stalker personality?: Well I am the opposite of Gremlin if that answers your question
Are you an asshole?: I've been called that, but I have also been called a nice guy more often

DeadPoked- I like the fact that you would stick your mom and grandmother in the garage if they needed a place to crash! I for one know how hard it would be to move that pool table...it is much easier to move the car!

Your application will be forwarded. Please post a picture of yourself and your dad. Also please answer Billy Bob's question and the question about Wayne Swain. Thanx and Good Luck!

I am still waiting on pictures from StormHotRod (I need your application too buddy!) and JimBo. Kenny...I still NEED to see yours! Did I miss anyone?? On Sunday the application part of this competition will close. I will put out a 24 hour reminder if I haven't heard from everyone who has been selected thus far! Good Luck!

 

[vapoolplayer]

Ok, so you don't wanna withdrawal?? You shouldn't be scared. I think you and Sarah have alot in common. You both are too busy playing pool to do anything else! Don't worry about your picture...I am granting you a waiver. Just have JAM come by and mention that you are not gross to look at.

i was just trying to be fair to everyone else.........if i stay in then who else has a chance?!?!? LOL

thanks

VAP

 

[turquoisecrazy]

I dunno, it just seems like you are flirting with me...are you one of those guys that call everyone honey and ask all females to see their pictures? Do you also all ways insinuate that you would be happy to have someone else as your girlfriend even though you have an application pending to become someone else's boyfriend??

I guess I really like your sense of humor and u seems like a nice person. Most of my friends (female) call me honey--perhaps because I am such a sweet fellow...well. I just feel like we can become friends. If Sarah becomes my GF, and with you being my friend will be like me becoming a partner of the firm. I guess I should have been clearer.

Another question I have for you based on what I have learned in your application and around the forums is if Sarah, Jennifer Chen, and Jeanette Lee all wanted you to be their boyfriend....who would you pick??

Both Jennifer Chen and Jeanette Lee are my idols. I like them but in a different sense. If Sarah wanted me, I would not think twice to jump on a plane and meet her.

I do not think a picture of anyone's butt in necessary. If you w
ould like to post more of yours then that is fine by me, but I will not request it. I think my sista should be able to discover some things on her own.

I do admit that I enjoy your humor...you actually made me laugh...

Did I really? I am flattered...

I am, however, confused about the picture of you at the airport. That is one big box of chocolates and I thought you said you did not play pool...why do you have a cue?? And furthermore, if you would like to buy a cue from Roscoe then that is cool, I just don't understand why a non-player like yourself needs another cue.

That was indeed a very big box of chocolate. My friend's wife and kids all loved it! I do not play pool, that is right. But I have a Schon. I like beautiful cues and I sometimes go to poolhalls and watch pool. It looks better to walk in with a cue, it actually makes me look like I belong there..

 

[1pRoscoe]

It looks better to walk in with a cue, it actually makes me look like I belong there..

So you are extremely image-conscious? You are very concerned with fitting in.....

[Dr Phil]Tell me about your mother...[/Dr Phil]

 

[turquoisecrazy]

Ok first off Peter (that is your name isn't it?) I will not strike three you UNLESS you start trying to pick a fight with the other applicants. You may feel free to ask anything else with out fear of retribution. The question you are supposed to answer is:

I lose at pool all the time. But that has nothing to do with who I am as a person. So, what is the problem with losing to a girl or a guy...I think it is a matter of self esteem but if you know who you are and are real confident in yourself, losing to a girl is something you would just laugh about, especially if you lost to a professional player. It is a game that I do not even play, what do I expect--to beat a professional player??!!!!

I would play Sarah even for some cash, dinner, rings...and then just buy her what she wants after I lost to her. I am sure she will appreciate it.

 

[DeadPoked]

This is the only pic I have currently because I am at work. Is it bad of me to be trying to pickup hot poolplayin' women at work? I am the one in the gray shirt.

Unfortunately I will not be able to post a picture of my Father. He passed away in '96 and I don't have a picture of him on-line, sorry.

 

[jjinfla]

For those of you who filled out the questionaire you must keep in mind that the only important question to answer is net worth. If it takes several accountants to calculate it then Sarah is definitely interested. Everything else is secondary and can be worked out.

Jake

 

[Rackin_Zack]

What the heck...lol.

THE SARAH ROUSEY BOYFRIEND APPLICATION

Name: Zack Richardson
Birthday: 2/7/77
Sex (ah, I have to ask): Male
Profession: Computer Technician/Student
Highest level of Education completed: Junior persuing B.S. in Biochemistry
Gross yearly income (Yes, you really have to say): 31K
Are you married or already have a significant other?: no
Have you ever been married?: negatory
Have you ever cheated on someone you have been in a relationship with?: nope, I try to not duplicate the mistakes of my father
Do you have a baby's momma?: no baby, no momma
If yes, how many?:______________________________________________
Are you a baby's momma?: not much into cross-dressing
If yes, please do not answer any more questions. Sarah is not
interested in this type of relationship.
Do you pay child support?: no child to support
The WHOLE amount?:_____________________________________________
What kind of car do you drive?: '95 Mazda Miata
Do you own your home?: I rent
Is it a single wide, a double wide, a condo, an apartment, a town home, a single family home, your car, or a cardboard box?: an apartment
Do you play pool?: yes
Do you gamble? (yes pool): a little
Favorite band/singer: Jewel
Favorite author: Shakespeare
Favorite song: Painters
Favorite artist (you know, like the painter?): Leonardo Di Vinci
Favorite color: various Greens and Black
Favorite food: Lasagna
What's your sign?: Images in mirror are closer than they appear (Aquarius)
Are your pants made of mirrors?: Only when I can afford Windex.
Have you been to Jail?: Once, for a couple hours...lol.
Are you in Jail currently?: No
Less filling or Taste great?: neither, the thought of beer is repulsive to me!
Boxers or Briefs?: boxer briefs
Have you ever had a mullet?: no, but I'll try most anything once
Do you have one currently?: nope
Do you have a tattoo?: no, however, I have thought about it.
Where?:__________________________________________________
Of what?:_________________________________________________
Do you live with your mom or grandmother?: nope
Who is the hottest WPBA player?: I'll bring a thermometer to San Diego and will be able to answer this after the WPBA event there (assuming willing participants)
Who is the best WPBA player?: Allison now, but the other ladies are catching up fast so she had better watch her back!
Do you believe in God?: no
Are you praying Sarah wants you as her boyfriend?: I don't pray, see above.
Will you buy her a diamond? (Like now...not as an engagement ring): I don't support murderous terrorists...lol.
Are you a drunk?: no, but I have abused alcohol on occasion
Are you drunk now?: nope
Describe yourself in 3 words or less: Procrastinating under-achiever
Do you have a stalker personality?: I don't think so.
Are you an asshole?: I tried to be there for a while because women seem to like them, however, I wasn't any good at it so I gave it up.

 

[turquoisecrazy]

Ok, so the diabetic thing would be your CAUSE to do the benefit. What activity would your benefit consist off?? How would you raise the money??

No idea...let me think about it...

I am starting to wonder about you. You have NEVER been in a relationship yet you wear women's clothes and call it "art".

Actually, in the traditional Chinese drama, all the female parts are played by men, there is no female actress in a traditional Chinese play. Actors spend over ten years to prefect their performance. Ac sucessful actor is a very well respected member in the society. I guess you have to have an open mind to really appreciate that. It is not something you should judge in terms of "a man wearing womens' clothing is a weirdo..." It is a culture that has been around for a few thousand years and there are a lot of learn if you want to understand it. Fisrt off, you need to know the history, legends, and a lot of other aspects of the Chinese culture; it is not a superfacial act.

Do you also wear women's panties??? Also thank you for showing your picture with your shirt off. Are you wearing lipstick in that picture??

No, I do not wear women's panties, do you?

I was wearing make up and lipstick in that picture, that was part of the whole idea. Again, if someone is shallow, he would just call me a queer, and it is his problem. I do not have to waste my time to educate him. That picture was taken by a very famous artist in his studio--it was all part of the concepts he wanted to express through his work. I do not mind that at all. It was a very fun and inspiring experience for me. I do not like ordinary pictures as everyone is an indivual and should be portraited as such. My artist was very happy with hopw the pictures turned out and so did I.

I am not into men sexually, I am straight. It is disappointing to see you making a big fuss out of it...of all the people, I expect you to undertstand. Since you seem to like art and all that...

 

[DeadPoked]

For those of you who filled out the questionaire you must keep in mind that the only important question to answer is net worth. If it takes several accountants to calculate it then Sarah is definitely interested. Everything else is secondary and can be worked out.

Jake

Well I am getting out of the military in Sep 2006, then I can start trying to make some real money. With my training and my TS/SCI security clearance I should be able to find a relatively decent Government job.

 

[1pRoscoe]

Actually, in the traditional Chinese drama, all the female parts are played by men, there is no female actress in a traditional Chinese play. Actors spend over ten years to prefect their performance. Ac sucessful actor is a very well respected member in the society. I guess you have to have an open mind to really appreciate that. It is not something you should judge in terms of "a man wearing womens' clothing is a weirdo..." It is a culture that has been around for a few thousand years and there are a lot of learn if you want to understand it. Fisrt off, you need to know the history, legends, and a lot of other aspects of the Chinese culture; it is not a superfacial act.

Thanks for the history/background. I'm sure it is very informing to others.

I was wearing make up and lipstick in that picture, that was part of the whole idea. Again, if someone is shallow, he would just call me a queer, and it is his problem. I do not have to waste my time to educate him. That picture was taken by a very famous artist in his studio--it was all part of the concepts he wanted to express through his work. I do not mind that at all. It was a very fun and inspiring experience for me. I do not like ordinary pictures as everyone is an indivual and should be portraited as such. My artist was very happy with hopw the pictures turned out and so did I

True, however at the same time, you should understand American cultures and how things are perceived in the US.

 

[turquoisecrazy]

So you are extremely image-conscious? You are very concerned with fitting in.....

[Dr Phil]Tell me about your mother...[/Dr Phil]

Thank you for your comment.

If I understand correctly, you are into cue sales, which is marketing. In marketing, you should know that everyone, and I mean, everyone, is image-conscious. If you fail to realize that, you will not be able to be sucessful with your sales. If you do not know how to appeal to the cusotmers' need of fulfilling his self-image and narrowing the gap between his self-image and his real-image, you will be engaging in a battle on price and price alone--it is a war whereas no body comes out winning.

Everyone who is good at the sales of high end product would apeal to the customers needs and wants to "fit-in" as it is something the customers are willing to pay a lot more than just the price of the tangible products for.

The statement I made about walking into a pool hall with a cue so I could fit in was a joke in case you did not get it. But you raised a very interesting point and it is something all you cue sales man should think about. Actually, all pool players want to identify themselves with someone they like, or someone that everyone likes. The need to belong is in our nature--to make fun of it is a big mistake; if you do not make full use of this, you will miss out a lot of oppotunities to make your high end sales. The only real regular you have will be the price conscious ones and you are working very hard all day for nothing.

Try to sell the intangible, try to appeal to the intangaible needs to "fit in," try to make your customers "self-conscious" about what they have not being good enough, may you get out of the price war and start making some real money...

 

[1pRoscoe]

Thank you for your comment.

If I understand correctly, you are into cue sales, which is marketing. In marketing, you should know that everyone, and I mean, everyone, is image-conscious. If you fail to realize that, you will not be able to be sucessful with your sales. If you do not know how to appeal to the cusotmers' need of fulfilling his self-image and narrowing the gap between his self-image and his real-image, you will be engaging in a battle on price and price alone--it is a war whereas no body comes out winning.

Everyone who is good at the sales of high end product would apeal to the customers needs and wants to "fit-in" as it is something the customers are willing to pay a lot more than just the price of the tangible products for.

The statement I made about walking into a pool hall with a cue so I could fit in was a joke in case you did not get it. But you raised a very interesting point and it is something all you cue sales man should think about. Actually, all pool players want to identify themselves with someone they like, or someone that everyone likes. The need to belong is in our nature--to make fun of it is a big mistake; if you do not make full use of this, you will miss out a lot of oppotunities to make your high end sales. The only real regular you have will be the price conscious ones and you are working very hard all day for nothing.

Try to sell the intangible, try to appeal to the intangaible needs to "fit in," try to make your customers "self-conscious" about what they have not being good enough, may you get out of the price war and start making some real money...

I appreciate your insight. You make some very valid points, however my avg sale is ~$50000USD. I play around with cue sales a bit, and the sig that you are referring to is a friend of mine. I am well versed in sales/marketing, so again, you brought up a few points that do don't fit into this conversation.

Of course I understood your bringing a cue to the pool hall to fit in was a joke, as was my Dr Phil comment. I'd hoped you would have thought the same.

You have established your credit with me (not that it matters at all). Thanks for the post.