The Boyfriend Application

1pRoscoe said:
Thanks for the history/background. I'm sure it is very informing to others.



True, however at the same time, you should understand American cultures and how things are perceived in the US.
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OK boys, "settle down" LOL! I will not let this thread be filled with smack talking or political debates! Please visit the Made in China thread to do that. I am trying to get to know Peter and if he is sutible for my sista. I am not trying to start stuff. Roscoe, I would encourage you to submit your application if you feel Peter is not up to par. Otherwise, please leave your comments for the forum members voting thread. It will be started early next week. Thanx!

I will get back to evreyone else later this evening or tomorrow sometime.
 
1pRoscoe said:
Thanks for the history/background. I'm sure it is very informing to others.



True, however at the same time, you should understand American cultures and how things are perceived in the US.
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I do not think Landshark likes to see this thread going off topic. I did not come here to fight with you. I am sure a lot of Americans are very open minded. Everyone perceives things differently due to their own education level, attitude, belief, cultural background, social circle, professional training, life experience...etc. We are living in a global culture, not just an America culture anymore.
If you like to pick on me, go ahead. I have been responding to your thread with meaningful and informative information. Out of respect to Landshark, I will respectfully decline any further comments in response to your thread.
Thank you very much.
 
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She has seen me before.

Well i am not sure what you mean by pants and mirrors and all. I am 33 years old. Sarah has seen me before at jump shot billiards in durham north carolina.
So i think that she is wonderful,charming,beautiful,sincere,funny,great personality,great competitor,has a lotta of heart and that is why i am trying so hard to get too her. You just dont meet people like her anywhere. I am just you know looking for something interesting like herself because i know what is a good thing and what is not.But if she does not care for my interest please let me know. O yeah the phone number is for sarah. Please if she has the time call me. And if she does not want to spend her cell minutes you call me and give me her number and ill spend mine.I swear if she does not want me too call her anymore or at all i will not call. I promise!!


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kwilson said:
O yeah the phone number is for sarah. Please if she has the time call me. And if she does not want to spend her cell minutes you call me and give me her number and ill spend mine.I swear if she does not want me too call her anymore or at all i will not call. I promise!!


From: Kenny wilson
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I think it's starting to get scary.

Jim
 
landshark77 said:
OK boys, "settle down" LOL! I will not let this thread be filled with smack talking or political debates! Please visit the Made in China thread to do that. I am trying to get to know Peter and if he is sutible for my sista. I am not trying to start stuff. Roscoe, I would encourage you to submit your application if you feel Peter is not up to par. Otherwise, please leave your comments for the forum members voting thread. It will be started early next week. Thanx!

I will get back to evreyone else later this evening or tomorrow sometime.
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The Wendy Jans thread was deleted thanks to the guys (Gremlin and Ros) picking on each other over and over again.... I will not entertain these people, don't worry!

BTW, how do u know my name? Seems like you are quite interesetd in me.....hummm.........
 
landshark77 said:
Gerald- Enough said. I will not play these games! Please advise me on how to contact your wife. She deserves to know you are on the prowl! :mad:
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:p Who, me? On the prowl? Nah....I don't need that sort of trouble. I learned my lessons about that kind of thing a LONG time ago. I did have fun with your application, though.....
 
Just trying to help out here.

I'm taken, so this is just to hep out the applicants

I cant believe not one person has got the correct answer to this particular question correct.

Are your pants made of mirrors.......... the correct response would be

Yes, and I sure hope Sarah can see herself in them. :cool:
 
DeadPoked said:
Rich I got the joke but has that pick-up line ever worked in its existance?
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i got it too, i just thought maybe that was the WRONG answer......LOL

it does surprise me how many people didn't get that though.......... :o
 
turquoisecrazy said:
Anyone cares to explain? I still dont get it...
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ok einstein........LOL, here goes nothing.

guy: are your pants made of mirrors?

girl: no why?

guy: cause i can see myself in them


got it?

LOL

thanks

VAP
 
turquoisecrazy said:
I do not think Landshark likes to see this thread going off topic. I did not come here to fight with you. I am sure a lot of Americans are very open minded. Everyone perceives things differently due to their own education level, attitude, belief, cultural background, social circle, professional training, life experience...etc. We are living in a global culture, not just an America culture anymore.
If you like to pick on me, go ahead. I have been responding to your thread with meaningful and informative information. Out of respect to Landshark, I will respectfully decline any further comments in response to your thread.
Thank you very much.
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I think you read into my post the wrong way.... I was applauding you.'

Trust me, I'm not starting anything with you at all. There was only one person I have had a "tiff" with on this board, and that was the thread you spoke of above.

Landshark - don't worry about my application..... ;)
 
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1pRoscoe said:
I think you read into my post the wrong way.... I was applauding you.'

Trust me, I'm not starting anything with you at all. There was only one person I have had a "tiff" with on this board, and that was the thread you spoke of above.

Landshark - don't worry about my application..... ;)
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OK, my apology. Thank you.
 
Billy_Bob said:
To further explain my question....

I know a lot of pool players who can't stand to lose a game period. They get quite upset every time they lose. Some will even sometimes break their cue sticks, etc. when they lose a game. These guys frequently will only play other players who they know they can beat. Some guys hate to lose to a woman - will brag they have never lost to a woman, etc.

Other players believe that by playing better players, they will improve their game. And they don't mind losing again and again.

Being as Sarah is an exceptional player, and probably hangs around with the same, I would imagine that if I were to play her or her friends for example, I would probably be lucky to win one game a month.

So the question is can you lose again and again (for many months), and still be motivated to continue playing the person you are losing to?

So far as a relationship never being 50% / 50%, that actually had nothing to do with pool. (This was not a question, just some friendly advice.) It has to do with each persons income, cooking meals, helping around the house, etc.

Sometimes one person has more time than the other. One person makes more money than the other. One person is in a better position time-wise to cook, clean, do dishes, etc. And this can all switch. So a relationship can start out with say one person doing all the cooking, then a few years later, things can change and the other person will have more time to do these things.

So far as not forwarding my application, that is fine with me. (I was just having fun.) This is a *very* fun thread BTW. But I am a bit too old, very independent, snore, etc. But I will hang around and watch the fun!
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ok sorry.......i get cha'...............i think that losing most if not all of the games you play with that person is ok.....i lose alot....no i mean most of the time.....but i choose to play people with better skills,..it's no fun to have your opponent run 6 racks in a race to 7, but it does give you time off your feet. :D I love playing pros and "werld beaterz" and love watching them even more.....but you still need time to show off every now and then to......
 
landshark77 said:
6ballkid- You have good genes in your family. Nice! :) I was concerned at first when I saw the picture I was like you dad is a wanna be gangster, thinkin' he's a wise guy. Rob another bank, he's a sock 'em in the eye guy. Tank head, Mr. Bonnie and Clyde guy. Look him in the eye...he's not my kinda guy. BUT then you said you put up the wrong picture! I was relieved! The Last thing I want is to hook my sista up with a country gang banger's kid, LOL! Are you sure that is your nephew?? You weren't fibbing about having a baby's momma, right?? :confused:

Billy Bob explained his question...I guess the jest of it is do you mind losing to a girl over and over and over and over and over....yes in front of all of your friends!
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do feel lucky...punk??
 
landshark77 said:
Please tell them to get their applications in. I will accept them until Saturday night, March the 5th. All applications received after midnight on Sunday will be voided.
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I forwarded the link, but alas I think they'll not apply. One is doing a guest lecturer gig in Nebraska and I don't think they have the internet there yet. One is working horrendous hours, what a fool. One is content as things are. And the last is the one with gf.
And I was hoping to somehow get free pool lessons out of this. DARN!!!

Please tell your wife that I am not running a breeding service...
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Funny, that's exactly what she said to me after son #4 was born.
 
turquoisecrazy said:
How come Sarah never responds? May be she is scared!!! I hope I did not scare her...I probably did actually. :(

O well...................
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Turquoisecrazy...Sarah is busy playing pool. That is what pool players do. If you want her as your girlfriend, then you will have to get used to it. Unless you are 9 ft and flat and have several balls and a big stick, then my sista will neglect you. I am not sure if you can handle it. If Sarah had the time to post in this thread, she would not need me to do it. :rolleyes: Please do not ask this question again. Thank you.
 
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