**The Pool Hall Blues**(the sing-a-long)

Walt Frazier

Walt Frazier

Banned
I've got the blues

It's 12 am, at the pool hall again ...I've got the blues ..
Guy quits me winner,to meet up with a friend:eek: ...I've got the blues..
Can't get a break,please hear me out!!!..I've got the blues..
Sent my wife some flowers,but I'm still in the dog house ..I've got the blues..

I've got the blues,blues,blues...The pool hall blues.(repeat)

One more round and I'm out the door ..I've got the blues..
I'll pay the barmaid when I get up off the floor..I've got the blues..
Can't draw my rock,guess my job is done..I've got the blues..
I'm drunk as hell,but still having fun..I've got the blues..

I've got the blues,blues,blues..The pool hall blues(repeat)

Notice:I see a blind man walking in as I'm walking out...

"Alright ,you got me! I'll take the eight!"..I've got the blues..
the blind guy says"Sure,if I get all the breaks!."..I've got the blues..
"I've got one barrel and it's full of air" ..I've got the blues..
he said"me no understand..Now get the hell outta here!"..I've got the blues..

A denny's grandslam, will be my dinner..I've got the blues..
I have'nt had a good meal since I booked a winner:eek: ..I've got the blues..
Now I can make a ball,for all you nay-sayers..I've got the blues..So what, I got busted for impersonating a pool player!:mad: ..I've got the blues..

I've got the blues,blues,blues...The pool hall blues(repeat)

Take it away Sam!!!!
 
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Slipped on a dog pooh and dropped my Justis..I've got the blues
Shot a crazy airbarrel now nobody will trust us..I've got the blues
opened my case and my cue's got a ding..I've got the blues
tables are tilted but it aint no thing..I've got the blues:D :D
 
In the fancy life of cue and chalk, there lives a king who loves to talk.
His game and fame spread far and wide, for quick is his stick and fierce is his pride.
If you shoot pool then you should know, every last hustler he's seem come and go.
I've seen him shoot and this much I know, there never was a shot that Terry did blow.
He makes them look so very dumb, and always for cash, not ever for fun.
He sets them up and whacks them out, and wins the cash in bout after bout.
The 8th great wonder he has been called, when he's off on a run of 9 zillion balls.
For on the table he has no peer, he whacks them out and they run like deer.
In any session that you can name, Terry will brag that he won every game.
In 8 ball, 9 ball or pocket apiece, him and the cash go east with the geese.
We all know he ain't no fool because his name is Mr Pool!

*I am no Bill Shakesphere. I read something close to this by Rudolph Wanderone when I was a kid, put my name in the appropriate places and changed a few of the words to my liking. Then I must have said it a few thousand times.
Please, feel free to insert your own name and make someone you know laugh :)
 
That was pretty good Terry

Terry Ardeno said:
In the fancy life of cue and chalk, there lives a king who loves to talk.
His game and fame spread far and wide, for quick is his stick and fierce is his pride.
If you shoot pool then you should know, every last hustler he's seem come and go.
I've seen him shoot and this much I know, there never was a shot that Terry did blow.
He makes them look so very dumb, and always for cash, not ever for fun.
He sets them up and whacks them out, and wins the cash in bout after bout.
The 8th great wonder he has been called, when he's off on a run of 9 zillion balls.
For on the table he has no peer, he whacks them out and they run like deer.
In any session that you can name, Terry will brag that he won every game.
In 8 ball, 9 ball or pocket apiece, him and the cash go east with the geese.
We all know he ain't no fool because his name is Mr Pool!

*I am no Bill Shakesphere. I read something close to this by Rudolph Wanderone when I was a kid, put my name in the appropriate places and changed a few of the words to my liking. Then I must have said it a few thousand times.
Please, feel free to insert your own name and make someone you know laugh :)
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Btw,I heard that Minnesota Fats could rap like L.L.Cool J :p :p
 
Walt Frazier said:
Btw,I heard that Minnesota Fats could rap like L.L.Cool J :p :p
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I heard it was Vanilla Ice
"stop, collaborate and listen Fats is back with a brand new invention"
 
The I.P.T. song that was sung to Hello Mudda, hello fadder... was the best one i have seen. Cant remember who wrote it, it was a classic....

Southpaw
 
Southpaw said:
The I.P.T. song that was sung to Hello Mudda, hello fadder... was the best one i have seen. Cant remember who wrote it, it was a classic....

Southpaw
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You're right southpaw ..The cadence was :He-lo-mu-da...He-lo-fa-da..da-da-da-da ..(up a 3rd) da-da-da-da ...I don't remember the words but I hear the melody..I do know that it is funny as hell.
 
Cuemaker wait time is such a drag
4, 6, 8 and 10 years in the bag
I just turned forty and my eyes are goin
10 more years for my Boti while my hemorrhoids are growin;

By time I get my cue, my grandson's been born,
Lindsay Lohan is sober and Brittney's in porn,
Southwest and Searing, it'll be 10 years more,
By time I get my cue, they'll be no more war

But that's ok, I am not in a hurry,
If my name is called, I won't be worried,
I'll be in the field, third stone under the tree,
I might be dead 12 years, but that cue is for me
 
Been playin' pool since don't know when,
Played every game invented and even then,

Couldn't make a dime to pay my time,
Went right back to the welfare line,

Living in cars is for the birds,
But playing in bars is the only cure,

All the action is dead where I come from,
Guess I'll go to Texas where I can find some,

I'm just warming up. :)
 
jay helfert said:
Been playin' pool since don't know when,
Played every game invented and even then,

Couldn't make a dime to pay my time,
Went right back to the welfare line,

Living in cars is for the birds,
But playing in bars is the only cure,

All the action is dead where I come from,
Guess I'll go to Texas where I can find some,

I'm just warming up. :)
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go to texas, son,
and scratch your itch
talk real smooth
to find your niche

don't bounce through the door
with your case too fast
if they think your hustlin
you will be on your ass

or maybe I'm wrong
only time will tell
go on to texas jay
and work your spell

If, however you manage
to find your game
after you beat 'em
tell 'em your name

Say, I'm Jay Helfert
a mean son of a b***h
I've traveled a long way
even slept in a ditch

Been all around
man, what a story
but I'm here now
searching for glory

so, step on up boys
I'm really not that mean
unless we're fighting
on a field of green........


Here's tou you Jay!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D
 
KY BOY said:
go to texas, son,
and scratch your itch
talk real smooth
to find your niche

don't bounce through the door
with your case too fast
if they think your hustlin
you will be on your ass

or maybe I'm wrong
only time will tell
go on to texas jay
and work your spell

If, however you manage
to find your game
after you beat 'em
tell 'em your name

Say, I'm Jay Helfert
a mean son of a b***h
I've traveled a long way
even slept in a ditch

Been all around
man, what a story
but I'm here now
searching for glory

so, step on up boys
I'm really not that mean
unless we're fighting
on a field of green........


Here's tou you Jay!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D
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I like it, it's catchy. Can you dance to it? :)
 
You Asked or It

Southpaw said:
The I.P.T. song that was sung to Hello Mudda, hello fadder... was the best one i have seen. Cant remember who wrote it, it was a classic....

Southpaw
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Aw, that would be me (kicking the dirt with toe of my shoe) :)

IPT Song Sing Along

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Sung to the tune of, "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah..here I am at Camp Granada."

Hello players, hello Deno,
Paid for Vegas, not for Reno.
Offered treasures, oh so regal,
But the only one that got them was Mike Sigel.

I've been plotting, I've been stalling,
You've been sweating, now I'm calling.
When I promised, I gave my word,
Now I've changed my mind and I'm going to give you one-third.

Please stop whining, you complainer,
Didn't you sign, with Mark Trainer ?
I'd have paid you some of my dough,
If I'd culminized the deal with Mr. Stan Ho.

Keep on playing, qualifiers,
While I'm searching for some buyers.
I'm retracting my pronouncements,
In some very timely upcoming Announcements.

Making money,seems to thrill me,
Please don't hurt me, please don't kill me.
If I fail you, with my teasers,
I'll just keep on putting charges on your VISAs.

Chorus:
Pay me off, don't start communion,
Pay me off, don't form a Union.
Don't read AZ Billiards,
Or, I might, be caught in my own lies.

Thanks for playing, thanks for paying,
Now just hear what, I've been saying.
Take my offer, not what's due ya,
Or just grin and smile and like it while I screw ya.

Wait a minute, phones are ringing,
Now I'm dancing, now I'm singing.
Take my offer, forget the bigtime,
And I'll disregard the lawyers and the jail time.

The IPT, has now run it's course,
Please stop beating, on this dead horse.
Thought I'd try it, didn't work though,
This debacle, brought to you by Kevin Trudeau.


Doug
.Original words & music: http://www.musiclegacy.com/Pages/hellomudda.htm OR
http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/granada.htm
.
 
Smorgass Bored said:
Aw, that would be me (kicking the dirt with toe of my shoe) :)

IPT Song Sing Along

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Sung to the tune of, "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah..here I am at Camp Granada."

Hello players, hello Deno,
Paid for Vegas, not for Reno.
Offered treasures, oh so regal,
But the only one that got them was Mike Sigel.

I've been plotting, I've been stalling,
You've been sweating, now I'm calling.
When I promised, I gave my word,
Now I've changed my mind and I'm going to give you one-third.

Please stop whining, you complainer,
Didn't you sign, with Mark Trainer ?
I'd have paid you some of my dough,
If I'd culminized the deal with Mr. Stan Ho.

Keep on playing, qualifiers,
While I'm searching for some buyers.
I'm retracting my pronouncements,
In some very timely upcoming Announcements.

Making money,seems to thrill me,
Please don't hurt me, please don't kill me.
If I fail you, with my teasers,
I'll just keep on putting charges on your VISAs.

Chorus:
Pay me off, don't start communion,
Pay me off, don't form a Union.
Don't read AZ Billiards,
Or, I might, be caught in my own lies.

Thanks for playing, thanks for paying,
Now just hear what, I've been saying.
Take my offer, not what's due ya,
Or just grin and smile and like it while I screw ya.

Wait a minute, phones are ringing,
Now I'm dancing, now I'm singing.
Take my offer, forget the bigtime,
And I'll disregard the lawyers and the jail time.

The IPT, has now run it's course,
Please stop beating, on this dead horse.
Thought I'd try it, didn't work though,
This debacle, brought to you by Kevin Trudeau.


Doug
.Original words & music: http://www.musiclegacy.com/Pages/hellomudda.htm OR
http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/granada.htm
.
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This is classic Doug. You got me in the first Stanza.

Staked a player, His name was Cliff,
He won some money, We had a big tiff.

Deno told me, Just be patient,
The Chicago mail, Can be complacent.

So I waited, And nothing came,
Shut up said Deno, It's not your game!

I went online, Told my story,
That was it, It got gory.

I got my dough, six weeks late,
And a phone call, Riddled with hate.

I knew then, something was fishy,
I withdrew support, Just too Iffy.

Went to visit, At the Venetian,
Showed 'em my pass, And joined in the fun.

Checked it out, It looked great,
Met the head of security, He showed me the gate.

That was it, No more for me,
And as it turned out, The end of the IPT.
 
jay helfert said:
This is classic Doug. You got me in the first Stanza.

Staked a player, His name was Cliff,
He won some money, We had a big tiff.

Deno told me, Just be patient,
The Chicago mail, Can be complacent.

So I waited, And nothing came,
Shut up said Deno, It's not your game!

I went online, Told my story,
That was it, It got gory.

I got my dough, six weeks late,
And a phone call, Riddled with hate.

I knew then, something was fishy,
I withdrew support, Just too Iffy.

Went to visit, At the Venetian,
Showed 'em my pass, And joined in the fun.

Checked it out, It looked great,
Met the head of security, He showed me the gate.

That was it, No more for me,
And as it turned out, The end of the IPT.
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Tell the truth. Were you guys this smart in school? Did you put forth THAT kind of effort into your class work?
 
Oh noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

jay helfert said:
Staked a player, His name was Cliff,
He won some money, We had a big tiff.
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Not Cliff !?!?:rolleyes: :rolleyes: ..Cliff is an amazing individual ..He is the only guy on earth, that presently owes more pool players than Kevin Trudeau:eek: :eek:
 
Lol

Trusty assistant: 'Kevin, what is that catchy song your singing?'

Kevin: 'Make a new plan, Sam. Get out the door more'.
 
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