This guy probably writes ad copy for a living

[hang-the-9]

From the way this person is describing his table, it was built by angels using unicorn horn inlays.

"crisp diamond sights to provide the most accurate guide, along with custom-tailored lupen tassle pockets that provide a seamless transition of flow. "

Cause you need those diamonds to be sharp to use them well. The dots just don't cut it.

http://newlondon.craigslist.org/spo/4333413426.html

 

[bdorman]

I can't begin to tell you how many bank and kick shots I've missed because the diamonds weren't crisp. It was the fuzzy diamonds that caused my miss! It's not my fault!

And don't even get me started on the seams in the transitions....

 

[Cdryden]

I can't begin to tell you how many bank and kick shots I've missed because the diamonds weren't crisp. It was the fuzzy diamonds that caused my miss! It's not my fault!

And don't even get me started on the seams in the transitions....

It's not the diamonds, ghesh..... bangers, they never learn ! You missed them banks because you didn't have the custom-tailored lupen tassle pockets that provide a seamless transition of flow. Without those tassles to provide a adequate target you will never consistently pocket balls.

Class dismissed.

 

[pt109]

His cloth is NOT spruce green.

Spruce green belongs at a funeral, not on a pool table.:angry:

 

[Black-Balled]

He needs an editor...big time.