This is hilarious
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You are right they don't understand. I have been married for 15 years and the funny thing is, if I had killed her when I met her I would probably be out by now..Irish634 said:There's a sign with this quote hanging in the pool room my wife and I go to. I think it's funny as hell, but for some reason my wife doesn't see the humor in it.Sometimes wives just don't understand.
lmao lol good one!
Women just don't have a sense of humor.
One weekend my wife suggested going out and just having a great time. I said "Sounds good to me. If you get home before I do leave the light on."
She really got ticked and said that wasn't funny. I told her that it wasn't meant to be funny that I was just agreeing with her. That got her even madder. Can't figure them out.
W. C. Fields said that his first wife drove him to drink and he has been greatful to her ever since.
One weekend my wife suggested going out and just having a great time. I said "Sounds good to me. If you get home before I do leave the light on."
She really got ticked and said that wasn't funny. I told her that it wasn't meant to be funny that I was just agreeing with her. That got her even madder. Can't figure them out.
W. C. Fields said that his first wife drove him to drink and he has been greatful to her ever since.
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True Story
Saturday afternoon 12 years ago- Watching the Masters. This is the only Golf Tournament on the planet that I can watch from start to finish.
Wife walks through the living room and casually mentions that the trash needed to be taken out. I say, wait for a commercial and I will get it.
Well, as luck would have it....great commercial comes on (Can't remember what it was but I was lauging my butt off)
Wife steps back into the living room...Are you taking the trash out or not!?
I say wait hang on...good commercial.
She says- Get up and take the trash out right now or I'm cutting you off! (She was kidding aroud of course)
So I decide to have some fun too! Without hesitation and without looking at her (I think this was my mistake) I say "you can't cut me off, you don't even know who I'm sleeping with!"
Long story short...after about 15 seconds of the most foul language I have ever heard come out of a human being, I got my A$$ up immediately and took out the trash. And I did get cut off!! It took 3 days before she would even speak to me without yelling.
We are now divorced. Not over this, but stuff like this I think.
Anyone who says women don't have a sense of humor should have seen that woman laughing all the way to the bank!
Saturday afternoon 12 years ago- Watching the Masters. This is the only Golf Tournament on the planet that I can watch from start to finish.
Wife walks through the living room and casually mentions that the trash needed to be taken out. I say, wait for a commercial and I will get it.
Well, as luck would have it....great commercial comes on (Can't remember what it was but I was lauging my butt off)
Wife steps back into the living room...Are you taking the trash out or not!?
I say wait hang on...good commercial.
She says- Get up and take the trash out right now or I'm cutting you off! (She was kidding aroud of course)
So I decide to have some fun too! Without hesitation and without looking at her (I think this was my mistake) I say "you can't cut me off, you don't even know who I'm sleeping with!"
Long story short...after about 15 seconds of the most foul language I have ever heard come out of a human being, I got my A$$ up immediately and took out the trash. And I did get cut off!! It took 3 days before she would even speak to me without yelling.
We are now divorced. Not over this, but stuff like this I think.
Anyone who says women don't have a sense of humor should have seen that woman laughing all the way to the bank!
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I went to the Doctor the other day and he told me I only have 6 months to live... and then asked me what plans do I have... I told him I'm going to stay home with my wife... because they will be the longest 6 months of my life.
(kidding, love my wife, my table mechanic told me this joke)
When we disagree on something, she constantly tells me "Well you married me", I always return with "Don't remind me". She loves that one. lol
(kidding, love my wife, my table mechanic told me this joke)
When we disagree on something, she constantly tells me "Well you married me", I always return with "Don't remind me". She loves that one. lol
Best thread of the day....Rodney lives on!!!!
My wife always gets pissed when I introduce her to friends as "my first wife". I think it's funny. She doesn't.
My wife always gets pissed when I introduce her to friends as "my first wife". I think it's funny. She doesn't.
champ2107 said:
pictures of the table and wife or it didn't happen.
Wife
I am lucky I have one of the best wives out there. She loves pool as much as I do and wants a table as much as I do unfortunately we need to build on first but that will have to wait for now. She is also more of a natural player than I am. I wouldn't trade for anything, well except may a Szam or a Bushka
I am lucky I have one of the best wives out there. She loves pool as much as I do and wants a table as much as I do unfortunately we need to build on first but that will have to wait for now. She is also more of a natural player than I am. I wouldn't trade for anything, well except may a Szam or a Bushka