To my dearest fans...WARNING! CYNICISM AHEAD...

[ajcu612]

ajcu612
Junior Member
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Like the guy said the last time you came on with your negative bs, crawl under your home and wash your tires, then go inside and brush your tooth. I bet you look like one of these guys in the deliverance movie, some inbreed redneck who cant read past a 3rd grade level, no wonder Larry's long posts annoy you, they are beyond you. Try the sunday cartoon section, you can read that and be much happier. Larry is above and beyond you, it is obvious you do not understand what he is teaching so just butt out butt head.

It's my turn to toot my horn. I have posted on this forum twelve times. Each of these posts have been well stated and poignant. The fact that you still want to classify me into some gross generalization, imply that I have no literary skill, and assume that I cannot comprehend Larry's "teachings" illustrates how dense you are. You will probably never be able to distinguish my guile and tactfulness in writing. It is too subtle for you. To quote you, I "am above and beyond you, it is obvious you do not understand..." I have one question for you, eleano. Have you ever heard of a run-on sentence?

ajuclub612 or who ever in the hell you are, If you are going to keep hounding this guy and flaming him over and over, how about telling us why you are doing this. Tell us who you are, what's your name, what do you do? If you can't do that, crawl or slime and slither back under your rock you little punk coward.
Like FL said, you can bit my wenie also, I am sure we can get a congo line up for that one real quick. Maybe we could get that one on HBO or on ESPN, that would be a lot more fun than seeing the 19th re run of trick shot magic.
Teach or lead, or shut the F up and follow and learn. Nobody wants this stuff any more. Get off the guys back.

My happy response to jacko
I do not consider my writing as flaming anybody. It is supposed to be humorous, but some people are too dense to see the humor. Why should anybody be allowed to be boastful? Why should people accept boasting from anybody else? I don't think that being a braggart is something we teach our kids. That was the point of my very first post. I just wanted to point out how much Larry's bragging was detracting from what he had to say. As for who I am, I am Aaron, and I am a student. Since I answered your question, is it okay if I don't go back under my rock?
One other thing. Since when was shutting the F up and following and learning conducive to teaching or leading?
PS-Are you going to be leading or following in your little congo line?

 

[fast larry]

It's my turn to toot my horn. I have posted on this forum twelve times. Each of these posts have been well stated and poignant. The fact that you still want to classify me into some gross generalization, imply that I have no literary skill, and assume that I cannot comprehend Larry's "teachings" illustrates how dense you are. You will probably never be able to distinguish my guile and tactfulness in writing. It is too subtle for you. To quote you, I "am above and beyond you, it is obvious you do not understand..." I have one question for you, eleano. Have you ever heard of a run-on sentence?


My happy response to jacko
I do not consider my writing as flaming anybody. It is supposed to be humorous, but some people are too dense to see the humor. Why should anybody be allowed to be boastful? Why should people accept boasting from anybody else? I don't think that being a braggart is something we teach our kids. That was the point of my very first post. I just wanted to point out how much Larry's bragging was detracting from what he had to say. As for who I am, I am Aaron, and I am a student. Since I answered your question, is it okay if I don't go back under my rock?
One other thing. Since when was shutting the F up and following and learning conducive to teaching or leading?
PS-Are you going to be leading or following in your little congo line?

Fast Replies: 7 will get you 11 your are some dumb bimbo playing on the cat tour who cant run 3 friggin balls and thinks shes some damn pro. Every post you have made has been an attack on me, post after post, negative bs one after the other.
What in the F do you bring to this board, but hound me.
Go back and read one of my replies to you, bite my weanie.

 

[ajcu612]

A little clarity is in order...

Like I said, my name is Aaron. And, if you look to the left and see that I live in Indiana. I do not use ajcu612 as some alias with the sole purpose of "hounding" Larry, and not every post I have made has been an attack on Larry. I don't even consider my posts about Larry as being attacks. I just wanted to bring certain issues to light. Larry, thanks for quoting the post you wanted me to read! That way I wouldn't have to sift through all of your BS . If you have to resort to vulgarities to make your point or to be insulting, you might want to question the worth of what you have to say . Look, I can over-use smilies, too!

 

[fast larry]

Re: A little clarity is in order...

Like I said, my name is Aaron. And, if you look to the left and see that I live in Indiana. I do not use ajcu612 as some alias with the sole purpose of "hounding" Larry, and not every post I have made has been an attack on Larry. I don't even consider my posts about Larry as being attacks. I just wanted to bring certain issues to light. Larry, thanks for quoting the post you wanted me to read! That way I wouldn't have to sift through all of your BS . If you have to resort to vulgarities to make your point or to be insulting, you might want to question the worth of what you have to say . Look, I can over-use smilies, too!

FAST REPLIES, 7 WILL GET YOU 11 YOUR ARE THAT BITCH YAPPIN WOLF RETURNING WITH A NEW NAME TO START YOUR CRAP ONCE MORE, I CAN SMELL YOUR EVIL PRESENSE. WHAT PART OF BITE MY WENIE DID YOU NOT UNDER STAND HERE. I ALSO CRAP BIGGER THAN YOU .....You finally figured out how to use smileys, for a inbread bozo like you to figure that out, they should make a statue in your likeness and put it in the park so pigeons can crap on your head which is what I would like to do.

The funniest part of all of this is you come back saying to my dearest fans, you aint got no of dem, you were voted off the island, everyone told you to F off and take a hike, what part of F off did you also not understand. You have been banned from all 4 boards, called the al quida of the internet, a vampire, the evil one, the bitch of the east, the hanibel lector of ccb, it must have been hell sitting back watching me have a good time trying to do good and help people, I wondered when you would come in and make your play and start up this she yet once more. Damn your evil soul to hell.

 

[pooljunkie73]

Larry,

It's time to take your medication.

Kent

 

[ajcu612]

Re: Re: A little clarity is in order...

FAST REPLIES, 7 WILL GET YOU 11 YOUR ARE THAT BITCH YAPPIN WOLF RETURNING WITH A NEW NAME TO START YOUR CRAP ONCE MORE, I CAN SMELL YOUR EVIL PRESENSE. WHAT PART OF BITE MY WENIE DID YOU NOT UNDER STAND HERE. I ALSO CRAP BIGGER THAN YOU .....You finally figured out how to use smileys, for a inbread bozo like you to figure that out, they should make a statue in your likeness and put it in the park so pigeons can crap on your head which is what I would like to do.

The funniest part of all of this is you come back saying to my dearest fans, you aint got no of dem, you were voted off the island, everyone told you to F off and take a hike, what part of F off did you also not understand. You have been banned from all 4 boards, called the al quida of the internet, a vampire, the evil one, the bitch of the east, the hanibel lector of ccb, it must have been hell sitting back watching me have a good time trying to do good and help people, I wondered when you would come in and make your play and start up this she yet once more. Damn your evil soul to hell.

I am who I have said I am: Aaron, a student who lives in Indiana. Is it so unbelievable that more than one person may or may not like what you have to say? The most notable thing I have learned from reading your writing is that you have horrible grammar skills--more generally, writing skills. Try making your posts coherent and intelligible. As for the title of my thread, I am glad you caught the humor. Perhaps you should change your name from "Fast Larry" to "Captain Obvious of the Obvious and Inane Vulgarity and Boasting." Good for you! It was supposed to be a joke. Note the little tag afterward, "WARNING! CYNICISM AHEAD..." Cheers to you, "sir"--did you catch the underlying hint of patronization?

 

[fast larry]

Re: Re: Re: A little clarity is in order...

I am who I have said I am: Aaron, a student who lives in Indiana. Is it so unbelievable that more than one person may or may not like what you have to say? The most notable thing I have learned from reading your writing is that you have horrible grammar skills--more generally, writing skills. Try making your posts coherent and intelligible. As for the title of my thread, I am glad you caught the humor. Perhaps you should change your name from "Fast Larry" to "Captain Obvious of the Obvious and Inane Vulgarity and Boasting." Good for you! It was supposed to be a joke. Note the little tag afterward, "WARNING! CYNICISM AHEAD..." Cheers to you, "sir"--did you catch the underlying hint of patronization?

Arron, go behind your cpu punk, pluck some pimples, blop your bloney, bite my weenie. 8 gets you 12 you cant run 3 friggin balls. What part of bite my weenie did you not understand. I graduated from college, something you will probably never pull off. When I use grammer like all of dem bozos dont no nuttin, she yet for brains, I am using the color language of the real pool player, but your too F***in dumb to have picked that up. I am not writing for a bunch of pansies in a English class, I am writing for real pool players. All dat really matters is dat I crap bigger dan youse does, doing dat, den it really dont matta no how. Fade that.

 

[fast larry]

Larry,

It's time to take your medication.

Kent

Ah jees, here comes the damn Newfie...

 

[ajcu612]

Re: Re: Re: Re: A little clarity is in order...

Arron, go behind your cpu punk, pluck some pimples, blop your bloney, bite my weenie. 8 gets you 12 you cant run 3 friggin balls. What part of bite my weenie did you not understand. I graduated from college, something you will probably never pull off. When I use grammer like all of dem bozos dont no nuttin, she yet for brains, I am using the color language of the real pool player, but your too F***in dumb to have picked that up. I am not writing for a bunch of pansies in a English class, I am writing for real pool players. All dat really matters is dat I crap bigger dan youse does, doing dat, den it really dont matta no how. Fade that.

And to think, there are so many people willing to defend Larry. He really makes himself sound intelligent, doesn't he? I write for whomever wants to read. I write like this because I possess the skill to and it requires no extra effort. I never knew being intelligent made you a pansy. Hey, I have a great idea. Let's classify everybody who shares a minor characteristic and classify them as being all the same . That's a great idea. Stereotypes are great, aren't they ...And, if you do in fact "crap" bigger things in size compared to me, that just means you must take it in the ass...a lot
ajcu612: 1
Larry: 0

 

[Josh Palmer]

Larry.. you are a crack up.. I dig all of your posts.. you rap like a genius sometimes.. or something else. LOL

 

[Joseph Cues]

Larry.. you are a crack up.. I dig all of your posts.. you rap like a genius sometimes.. or something else. LOL

We need a Rapper name for Larry.
FazzL?

ElbowDropperLarree?

 

[yobagua]

Aaron I dont think you have to make an attempt to show intelligence here. I mean I dont know you and I dont judge you. And the same goes with Fast Larry. He might know more about pool than me or you might be smarter than me but I know that you dont love pool more than me. I dont make smarts my god or pool ability either. After all we are not dealing with Hegel, Kant or Derrida or Luther Lassiter, Irving Crane, or Efren Reyes. We are dealing with Fast Larry and AAron. So I think all this banter between you two is a waste of hot air. Fast I love it when you talk about the old pros and wish you would teach me more about them. The Johnson City days and such. Aaron I dont know what you can teach me but I can always learn. Im open but not indifferent.

 

[Purdman]

Hey Larry, let me change the subject. Did you ever make it to Jack and Jills in Arlington, VA. Bill Statons old place. Now that was a pool hall. Action 24/7/365.
Don P.

 

[piglit]

Hey Larry, let me change the subject. Did you ever make it to Jack and Jills in Arlington, VA. Bill Statons old place. Now that was a pool hall. Action 24/7/365.
Don P.

Ain't that the truth!! I'll bet FaZZL could've gotten the 7 in that place at times...!

Where has all the action gone?!

-pigg

 

[cuewhiz189]

larry if i may say so you spend to much time showing us your true charachter......its a great thing to be as accomplished as you are butwhy not leave it at that.....i really wonder if you would be so willing to use the language and the tone you use on here if you were face to face with some of the people you treat the way you do.......you know we all have greatness but not everyone wants it shoved in the face......juston coleman

 

[theirlaw]

larry<snip>i really wonder if you would be so willing to use the language and the tone you use on here if you were face to face with some of the people you treat the way you do.......you know we all have greatness but not everyone wants it shoved in the face......juston coleman

Fast and Co,
I'd like to add something to that. Some of you may have seen my post asking for a tutor in the US, to improve my game of course.

I had asked a number of people. Fast, The Monk, Buddy Hall, Grady etc.. All replied and all were friendly and polite. Fast responded in a very helpful, if slightly "overbearing" manner.

I also lurked here of course. After spending some time reading these posts I must admit to being nervous, yes nervous, of spending a week of my time with you FastLarry. Your posts just seem to be to uncontrolled and I feel like I'd be spending my time with a time bomb.

I doi however, agree with some of your concepts and technically I would have had no problem accepting your instruction and I'm sure too it would have been benificial.

I would sugest that for the sake of your business you completely ignore flamers and others that seek to dissrespect or insult you. In rising to the bait you are risking loosing face and also business.

You just lost $1500 of mine. That is unless of course you can stop feeding the monster and get back to proving advice.

 

[Purdman]

piglit, did you ever go there. Jackand Jills?. What a joint. I ran a pool hall about 5 miles away in Alexandria called "Willie Mosconie's Golden Cue" in the Calvert apts. 3110 Mount Vernon Ave. Played on Hume Ave. and Fern st. in Arlington. I was moving a lot of snappers way back then. I guarentee every top notch player back then saw some of them. Oh how times have changed.
Don P.

 

[kokopuffs]

Yeah, I agree, just ignore the flamers. They're turds and turdettes equally. One cannot argue with an ignorant person and that's why I left some forums.

 

[fast larry]

Fast and Co,
I'd like to add something to that. Some of you may have seen my post asking for a tutor in the US, to improve my game of course.

I had asked a number of people. Fast, The Monk, Buddy Hall, Grady etc.. All replied and all were friendly and polite. Fast responded in a very helpful, if slightly "overbearing" manner.

I also lurked here of course. After spending some time reading these posts I must admit to being nervous, yes nervous, of spending a week of my time with you FastLarry. Your posts just seem to be to uncontrolled and I feel like I'd be spending my time with a time bomb.

I doi however, agree with some of your concepts and technically I would have had no problem accepting your instruction and I'm sure too it would have been benificial.

I would sugest that for the sake of your business you completely ignore flamers and others that seek to dissrespect or insult you. In rising to the bait you are risking loosing face and also business.

You just lost $1500 of mine. That is unless of course you can stop feeding the monster and get back to proving advice.

I dont need your $1500, what you lost in instruction and information you can't get from any one else was worth $15,000.
Call me names, insult me, I don't take it, it that bothers you, so be it. If taking these insults means you then respect me, sorry, I dont need your respect. Why don't you defend me, run these turkeys off of my back. Adios, go find some recognized BCA instructor that can teach you not to drop your elbow and to skid the ball. You'll love the lesson that turkey gives you.

 

[ajcu612]

I dont need your $1500, what you lost in instruction and information you can't get from any one else was worth $15,000.
Call me names, insult me, I don't take it, it that bothers you, so be it. If taking these insults means you then respect me, sorry, I dont need your respect. Why don't you defend me, run these turkeys off of my back. Adios, go find some recognized BCA instructor that can teach you not to drop your elbow and to skid the ball. You'll love the lesson that turkey gives you.

Spoken like a TRUE professional ...