Today's Craigslist find - Write your own jokes

[KAP1976]

Way too busy today to do it but I know you guys won't let me down.

https://harrisburg.craigslist.org/spo/5743617769.html

 

[Kobachi]

Reminds me of a tournament I played in, the Blueberry Open. It went hill hill. I won. What a thrill!
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[PhilosopherKing]

That shaft looks like it could be a Palmer. Probably an import or Rich/National at best.

 

[pwd72s]

Can't top that one...well done! (The Blueberry Hill thrill) Good going Kobachi.

 

[Tramp Steamer]

Like the ad says, you're looking at Fat's own personal table.
The picture you see is of the hydraulic table adjusters. This table was capable of both height adjustment, as well as having the ability to level.
Fat's had a bad back, you know, and was why he shot from such an upright position.
I almost certain this is a true story.

 

[pt109]

I didn't know F Domino was a physicist .....
...but the skirts are particle board

 

[RFranklin]

Fats Domino

"Slate and felt are in good condition" Ummm. Yep, fantastic!

 

[Ken_4fun]

For $150 why are you bitc$hing?

Would be a great starter table for some kids or someone without a ton of money. Probably could get it for $100 or so.

I guess I am missing the jokes.

Ken

 

[classiccues]

I hope it was Minnesota Fats Domino.. the greatest pool player that started a pizza chain...

JV

 

[pt109]

For $150 why are you bitc$hing?

Would be a great starter table for some kids or someone without a ton of money. Probably could get it for $100 or so.

I guess I am missing the jokes.

Ken

The labor taking it down and setting up ..and reclothing is about the same as a good table.
.....a used Valley makes more sense.

I would not take that table for free.

 

[michael4]

...but the skirts are particle board

exactly, if you salvage the table, you cant even make solid shelves out of them :angry:

 

[GoldCrown]

There is matching table that completes the set. The Chubby Checker

 

[john coloccia]

There is matching table that completes the set. The Chubby Checker

Chubby Checker rails play funny. Much prefer Fats Domino rails.

 

[GoldCrown]

Chubby Checker rails play funny. Much prefer Fats Domino rails.

Table's not for me "I'm Walkin".

 

[Ken_4fun]

The labor taking it down and setting up ..and reclothing is about the same as a good table.
.....a used Valley makes more sense.

I would not take that table for free.

Thats fine you wouldnt take it for free.

Labor if done by yourself is free.

Send me a link to some Valley tables with new cloth for $150....

Geez,

Ken

 

[JAMSGOLF]

Thats fine you wouldnt take it for free.

Labor if done by yourself is free.

Send me a link to some Valley tables with new cloth for $150....

Geez,

Ken

In all fairness, I did bid on and win a mint 7' Valley for $126 on eBay. It was a once in a lifetime deal...but it can be done. :thumbup:

 

[book collector]

Reminds me of a tournament I played in, the Blueberry Open. It went hill hill. I won. What a thrill!
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Ain't that a shame, I'm Walkin away on that.

 

[pt109]

Thats fine you wouldnt take it for free.

Labor if done by yourself is free.

Send me a link to some Valley tables with new cloth for $150....

Geez,

Ken

I have certain standards when it comes to pool....I've taken a bunch apart...
...but I would not play on a table I set up.

As for Valleys, I've been GIVEN five over the years..three of them the cloth was good.
...sometimes people just need them gone....

 

[jimmyquinella]

Would you say that table is in Chuck Berry good shape?

#Heyoooooo

 

[GoldCrown]

Would you say that table is in Chuck Berry good shape?

#Heyoooooo

Why? does the table rock n roll?