I met Tom Wirth at breakfast at this year’s Derby. John Henderson introduced us. John went off to play a match and Tom twisted my arm and made me write down his address so I could order a copy of his book from him when I got home.
Against my better judgment, I invested $50 (includes shipping and handling) in this book. My first complaint is I had to wait an entire five days before the book came. I can only say to everyone, “Do not send Tom Wirth $50 for this book!” You would do much better to take that $50 and go to your local pool room and pick out somebody you don’t have a chance in the world of beating and play him until you lose the $50. During your loss, you may pick up one or two of the points from the Wirth book. Then in a couple of weeks, you can come back and lose another $50 to the same guy and perhaps pick up one more of the points in the book. Doesn’t that sound like more fun than just sending the $50 one time to Wirth and having about two hundred tips arranged in one place where you can access them quickly and conveniently?
For Goodness’ sake! The book doesn’t even have drawings in it. Instead it just has these hundreds of photographs, and the paper is so glossy if you don’t hold it at just the right angle your reading light shines of the page. As for the binding, there really isn’t a binding. The pages just have a spiral thing in them that means your fingers get little indentations in them if you read the book any period of time. As I say, there are a lot of things wrong with this book. In fact, I have been counting up in my mind the number of valuable moves Wirth could have put in this book but which he omitted, and after seven days I am already up to two or three.
And as for you, Tom Wirth, I would have never been so nice to you at that breakfast if I had known that you were the biggest SNITCH in the world! You have snitched off all the stuff that took the rest of us fifty years to accumulate, and maybe even some stuff that we hadn’t picked up by ourselves. What kind of pool player are you? Have you never heard of “Never wise up a sucker?”