Top 10 phrases on AZ that sound dirty but aren't

cyrex

cyrex

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Here's a Top 10 list of phrases you might here on AZ that sound dirty but aren't.... (and yes, I'm a little bored)

10) Bump your thread
9) This is my wife's Titlist
8) First $100 in my PP gets it
7) I like a thick butt
6) Yes, I've seen your poll
5) How long is Efren's shaft
4) I love the feel of leather over linen
3) Milk dud tip on my low squirt shaft
2) I need a replacement butt plug

And the #1 phrase you might hear on AZ that sounds dirty but isn't...

How should I clean my balls?
 
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cyrex said:
Here's a Top 10 list of phrases you might here on AZ that sound dirty but aren't.... (and yes, I'm a little bored)

10) Bump your thread
9) This is my wife's Titlist
8) First $100 in my PP gets it
7) I like a thick butt
6) Yes, I've seen your poll
5) How long is Efren's shaft
4) I love the feel of leather over linen
3) Milk dud tip on my low squirt shaft
2) I need a replacement butt plug

And the #1 phrase you might hear on AZ that sounds dirty but isn't...

How should I clean my balls?
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Joking of course. All in good fun
 
vagabond said:
I thought that u screw the cue ball to kiss the pink.:D
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indeed!

or you could drill the brown in the hole!

EDIT: i feel like i really scraped the barrel with this one!
 
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cyrex said:
Here's a Top 10 list of phrases you might here on AZ that sound dirty but aren't.... (and yes, I'm a little bored)

10) Bump your thread
9) This is my wife's Titlist
8) First $100 in my PP gets it
7) I like a thick butt
6) Yes, I've seen your poll
5) How long is Efren's shaft
4) I love the feel of leather over linen
3) Milk dud tip on my low squirt shaft
2) I need a replacement butt plug

And the #1 phrase you might hear on AZ that sounds dirty but isn't...

How should I clean my balls?
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cut it in side then sew his ass up!!!!:confused: :confused: :confused:
 
It Got Stuck In The Jaws

I use lots of powder, but I still scratch alot. Maybe I need a glove.
Doug
( I may have potted it in the wrong hole )
 
Top 10

Some hilarious add ons! I should of did a Top 100 list.

Here's another one..

I've got a mushroom tip.
 
10. I put some hot mustard on that ball
9. My stroke is off
8. Check my joint
7. My stick is longer than yours
6. Your stick is awfully short
5. Bend at the waist and open your legs a little
4. Grab my stick
3. Hit it low
2. Tight pocket

and the number one thing that sounds filthy but isn't....

1. I'd hit it.


MULLY
 
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