Top 10 phrases on AZ that sound dirty but aren't

He got stiffed on a long session of 1hole.

"You need to get those balls in your hole."

He's going to choose the easy pink instead of the difficult brown.
 
I have a nice shaft.. and stroked it well, but shot it straight to the tit and I never got it in the hole.
 
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after seeing how my balls laid, the pocket was huge... I got 4 of them in there before she started to tighten up
 
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OK... one more...

after seeing how your shaft squirts. you'll be lucky if you ever get anything into the hole.
 
Some people wrap duct-tape around the butt. It gives a better grip, but the squirt remains the same.

Wiping the shaft between shots is recommended if you have sticky hands.
 
be sure to use a tight grip and hit it hard to minimize the squirt, and for god sakes remember to keep your elbow in...

i love to play 1hole! would you like to play 1hole with me? :rolleyes:

:)
 
What's a guy gotta do to get some action around here....?

What if I just turned whitey loose and see how much control she has?

I stroked it hard, and it spread all over the table

This has to be the only time in the world, sport or otherwise, that you can mention bed, felt, and laid in the same sentence, without offending someone.....
 
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