You should start a show called The Farmer Guy and talk about deep historical events with a lot of intraspection, but use farmer talk and wear a straw hat. That would make ABC at least once.
I was just glad the "Farmer wants a wife" show a while back, the guy didn't have bad teeth and an abnormal love of farm animals.
If you negotiate the contract and act as my agent, I'll see if I could dumb down enough to pull it off. :lol: Huck-yuck
Maybe if I added some sort of southern accent???
I do have some pliers in a leather pocket around here someplace...
Gotta go, cows are out...