Update on the Des Moines pool scene
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That match up I would post 1k....right now!
I guarantee that if we had a full time waitress/waiter we would need to go to AA! Maybe its a good thing we have to walk to the bar to get our drinks to keep our drink count down!
90% of pool players/spectators don't drink alcohol. Thats a fact.
I will retract my post and put in another one...
Our team drinks alot and would like more waitstaff on hand during leagues/tournaments so our lazy asses don't have to walk to the bar and get our drinks. btw, we tip big!!!
Robert Ray would spray you down with pepper spray, kick you in the nuts, break your pool stick, bang your girlfriend, and run a set on you. Robert Ray is the single greatest pool player in the triangle. Dont you make me call him and send in on your ass. You and Sasser will have 2 things in common when he's done with you bastards. I'm gettin RR tattooed on me when he beats you up. HAHAHAHAHA
Ya, and 93% of all pool players say they tip big but don't.....they just lost it all on an ahead set and need to borrow some money for the bus ride home....
That's it. I just booked a flight out there. You guys want to bet something on the side? You'll enjoy this more than an ahead set, I promise.
By the way, Sasser beat Chris V. two ahead sets the other night. I'll tell you about it after I get my foot outta your a$$. See you in six hours and fourteen minutes.
By the way, please pick me up at the airport.
Yeah he wanted to play until I said name the time and place...I would run that old man into a heart attack.
Bring an umbrella, your hip boots and a rubber ducky -- it's a bit wet.
There is a mixture.
I actually know a guy who went to match up at a pool hall right after it was going to close. His girl was a waitress there. When he was walking in the parking lot he heard sounds and looked over into the bed of the pickup he was near. Low and behold it was his girlfriend getting railed. He tried to beat the guy with his cue but got it taken away and beat with it himself. He had a black eye like I've never seen before. Needless to say, he had a real bad day. I'm not sure how you get past that
Poor bastard.
Lol, we will have to work up the details...I kind of like my odds on that one.
You might want to watch what you say Spimp......I was playing Wii tennis just the other day.....and the game quit on ME!!! And I was setting new records!!! Now whats up....huh? :slap:
I actually know a guy who went to match up at a pool hall right after it was going to close. His girl was a waitress there. When he was walking in the parking lot he heard sounds and looked over into the bed of the pickup he was near. Low and behold it was his girlfriend getting railed. He tried to beat the guy with his cue but got it taken away and beat with it himself. He had a black eye like I've never seen before. Needless to say, he had a real bad day. I'm not sure how you get past that
That story makes everything thats gone on in this thread the last 2 days seem not so bad.
I actually know a guy who went to match up at a pool hall right after it was going to close. His girl was a waitress there. When he was walking in the parking lot he heard sounds and looked over into the bed of the pickup he was near. Low and behold it was his girlfriend getting railed. He tried to beat the guy with his cue but got it taken away and beat with it himself. He had a black eye like I've never seen before. Needless to say, he had a real bad day. I'm not sure how you get past that
Was she hot?
this is for you crawfish!
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I didn't see that. Don't you remember? I'm on a plane on my way to put my foot in Frost's a$$ for the Robert Ray mentioning.
http://www.j-hawks.com/halloffame/index.asp
Enough said
1998...unfortunately my doubles partner was not a great looking fella so they do not have our picture shown...just the listing but the picture is still up in the school lol.
Yeah, she was hot. She was out of his league but was kind of a pool groupie type chic and he was a good shot.