Update??

[Williebetmore]

Melissa,
I really enjoyed viewing your matches in Peoria. I was very impressed with your great comeback, and was very depressed after the heartbreaking loss. Keep up your spirits, and good luck the rest of the year.

I was also wondering if you are still working on the cigarette issue (just in case no one else is nagging you)? There was someone in the lobby smoking a cigarette that looked suspiciously similar to you. Good luck in that regard as well.

 

[landshark77]

I was also wondering if you are still working on the cigarette issue (just in case no one else is nagging you)? There was someone in the lobby smoking a cigarette that looked suspiciously similar to you. Good luck in that regard as well.

If you want I'll let you use the Landshark method free of charge.....it is guaranteed to work for at least 9 months. This method does NOTHING to help with the cravings though....they do tend to subside after awhile; however, when they are there they are STRONG!!!

Sorry we didn’t get a chance to do more chatting in Peoria.

 

[TheOne]

If you want I'll let you use the Landshark method free of charge.....it is guaranteed to work for at least 9 months. This method does NOTHING to help with the cravings though....they do tend to subside after awhile; however, when they are there they are STRONG!!!

Sorry we didn’t get a chance to do more chatting in Peoria.

Give me a shout if you or anyone else needs any help with this method Melissa he he

 

[Melissa Herndon]

Melissa,
I really enjoyed viewing your matches in Peoria. I was very impressed with your great comeback, and was very depressed after the heartbreaking loss. Keep up your spirits, and good luck the rest of the year.

I was also wondering if you are still working on the cigarette issue (just in case no one else is nagging you)? There was someone in the lobby smoking a cigarette that looked suspiciously similar to you. Good luck in that regard as well.

Thank you very much. It was really nice to sit and talk with you for a little while this trip. I appreciate you sweating my matches...but I apologize that I was not on top of my game that tournament.

Yes that was me smoking. I struggled all last year...quitting for a few weeks...then going back...then quitting again. Unfortunately...lately, I have given up fighting it for the time being. My best friend just quit for her 40th birthday....so she is about 2 weeks into it. Her husband quit January 1st. If she is successful...they tell me it is my turn next.

I know I don't want to smoke forever...or even for a whole lot longer. I just can't see myself still smoking in 3 years. But...for right now, the will is not in me to give it up yet.

 

[Melissa Herndon]

If you want I'll let you use the Landshark method free of charge.....it is guaranteed to work for at least 9 months. This method does NOTHING to help with the cravings though....they do tend to subside after awhile; however, when they are there they are STRONG!!!

Sorry we didn’t get a chance to do more chatting in Peoria.

Bite your tongue woman! Even though the bio clock is ticking...I don't even have a potential baby-daddy in mind right now. Of course, I know I could rustle up some volunteers if I really tried...but I'm kind of old-fashioned. I want the proverbial picket-fence before getting myself Landsharked!

Thanks though. If I do decide to quit...I'll just try the patch or the gum!

 

[Melissa Herndon]

Give me a shout if you or anyone else needs any help with this method Melissa he he

Or anyone else? At first I thought it was sweet that you would offer to help me out...then I read that "anyone else" part. You really need to work on that whole making-a-girl-feel-special thing. The passive-aggressive thing ain't workin for you. If you wanna pull my pigtails on the playground...just say so! LOL

 

[TheOne]

Or anyone else? At first I thought it was sweet that you would offer to help me out...then I read that "anyone else" part. You really need to work on that whole making-a-girl-feel-special thing. The passive-aggressive thing ain't workin for you. If you wanna pull my pigtails on the playground...just say so! LOL

I thought it was a pretty generous offer all things considered? It wasn't a picket fence proposal he he

Beggers cant be... <ring ring>..... is that the phone.......sorry gotta run

PS
What pigtails?

 

[landshark77]

I want the proverbial picket-fence before getting myself Landsharked!

WOW!!! I don't even have that. Can I subsitute it for the invisable fence/ shocker collar that I do have??

BTW One, only because you sound like a good guy...........Psssssssssssssssssssssst.

 

[Melissa Herndon]

WOW!!! I don't even have that. Can I subsitute it for the invisable fence/ shocker collar that I do have??

BTW One, only because you sound like a good guy...........Psssssssssssssssssssssst.

I said PROVERBIAL white fence....not the real thing...LOL. Do I really seem like a June Cleaver kind of girl? Nope...I don't need the actual house in the suburbs and the 2.5 kids and 1.5 dogs. Just a guy with those kind of intentions...instead of this "2005 casual dating" BS that I keep hearing about.

 

[Melissa Herndon]

I thought it was a pretty generous offer all things considered? It wasn't a picket fence proposal he he

Beggers cant be... <ring ring>..... is that the phone.......sorry gotta run

PS
What pigtails?

Generous offer? I get those kind of "generous offers" pretty regularly...and it's starting to get old. Let's just go back to the days of arranged marriages and save all the stress of actually trying to get to know people...LOL.

BTW...that wasn't the phone. It was Mom ringing the dinner bell....heehee. Either that...or it was your alarm going off to remind you that you need to go out and practice in order to have a chance at beating me or Billiard Barbie!

And just cuz you didn't see my hair in pigtails...that doesn't mean I can't wear it that way. Even though my hair is short...I can make these 2 ridiculous little pigtails...except they kind of look more like 2 little pom-poms on the back of my head!

But seriously...I miss ya darlin. You made me laugh for 2 days...and that is always a good thing!

M

 

[TheOne]

Generous offer? I get those kind of "generous offers" pretty regularly...and it's starting to get old. Let's just go back to the days of arranged marriages and save all the stress of actually trying to get to know people...LOL.

BTW...that wasn't the phone. It was Mom ringing the dinner bell....heehee. Either that...or it was your alarm going off to remind you that you need to go out and practice in order to have a chance at beating me or Billiard Barbie!

And just cuz you didn't see my hair in pigtails...that doesn't mean I can't wear it that way. Even though my hair is short...I can make these 2 ridiculous little pigtails...except they kind of look more like 2 little pom-poms on the back of my head!

But seriously...I miss ya darlin. You made me laugh for 2 days...and that is always a good thing!

M

Yes it was fun,enough teasing then. BTW having only seen my parents for about 6 weeks in the last 4 years Im having a great time. Its nice to have a bed to sleep on too! Sadly though no 9 ball tables here but that shouldn't make any difference the next time I whup your bum (<-- ass).

Sadly that might be a while, having second thoughts about the WS

 

[landshark77]

Sadly that might be a while, having second thoughts about the WS

Look guys, I am sorry that I am sticking my nose where it doesn't belong, but I have a habit of doing that...and I'm old enough now that I probably won't change. Anywho...One...I'm gonna help you out again....click here.

 

[TheOne]

Look guys, I am sorry that I am sticking my nose where it doesn't belong, but I have a habit of doing that...and I'm old enough now that I probably won't change. Anywho...One...I'm gonna help you out again....click here.

OH LS youre soooooooooo generous!!!! OK buy it and I will come!! I take it I just have to pick which one I like? Never sailed before but its just a little pond isn't it?

<picking now>

 

[landshark77]

OH LS youre soooooooooo generous!!!! OK but it and I will come!! I take it I just have to pick which one I like? Never sailed before but its just a little pond isn't it?

<picking now>

Whatever. I'm just your everyday 9-5 sap... YOU guys are pool players...show ME the money! I'm sure that if the two of you come together you could find an aluminum Bass boat with a 75 Johnson for a decent price. Sure it's not fancy...but you need to save your money for that fence.

 

[Deanna Michelle]

O M G...I swear, I MISS EVERYTHING!!!!

I am in the middle of watching a terribly sad movie with some friends right now, but I saw this thread, and busted out laughing... Now everyone thinks I'm just really cold-hearted! haha..

Melissa ..haha..you crack me up.

Dea

 

[Melissa Herndon]

Yes it was fun,enough teasing then. BTW having only seen my parents for about 6 weeks in the last 4 years Im having a great time. Its nice to have a bed to sleep on too! Sadly though no 9 ball tables here but that shouldn't make any difference the next time I whup your bum (<-- ass).

Sadly that might be a while, having second thoughts about the WS

Second thoughts about the WS? Gosh...you really are looking for any excuse to stay there and harass Barbie. Either that...or all my talk of the picket fence has made you reconsider your offer to drag me to a pub!

 

[Melissa Herndon]

Look guys, I am sorry that I am sticking my nose where it doesn't belong, but I have a habit of doing that...and I'm old enough now that I probably won't change. Anywho...One...I'm gonna help you out again....click here.

Girl...you are hilarious. Where do you come up with this stuff? A boat for sale...that's a riot....

 

[TheOne]

Second thoughts about the WS? Gosh...you really are looking for any excuse to stay there and harass Barbie. Either that...or all my talk of the picket fence has made you reconsider your offer to drag me to a pub!

Listen M, its LOSE LOSE for me isn't it! If I fly to US I have to put up with your cheek in the World Summit, if I stay in blighty (UK) I have to whup Barbies cheek(s)!

Its a tough decission, I thought about volunteering for Iraq to ge tout of both but they just can't process my application in time - Help!!?

LS
I've taken a shine to the boat on the bottom right, well its more of a barge but I thought I could savour the voyage, hopefully turn up late in NYC (and miss a certain fence hunter) AND possibly I could sneak a table on board for some sneaky practice?

 

[Melissa Herndon]

Listen M, its LOSE LOSE for me isn't it! If I fly to US I have to put up with your cheek in the World Summit, if I stay in blighty (UK) I have to whup Barbies cheek(s)!

Its a tough decission, I thought about volunteering for Iraq to ge tout of both but they just can't process my application in time - Help!!?

LS
I've taken a shine to the boat on the bottom right, well its more of a barge but I thought I could savour the voyage, hopefully turn up late in NYC (and miss a certain fence hunter) AND possibly I could sneak a table on board for some sneaky practice?

First of all...it's a priviledge, not a punishment, to be allowed anywhere NEAR my cheek(s)...so you better change your tune son! Second, in regards to Barbie...let me paraphrase Shakespeare...you really do protest too much. Still trying to cover up that secret crush...it's so sad.

As for Iraq...you don't really need to volunteer officially. Just hop on a plane...and then go walk around town with a gun once you get there. You won't even have to go looking for action...it'll find you!

Hugs - M

 

[landshark77]

Its a tough decission...

I don't see what is so tough about the decission....I mean do you REALLY want Barbie??? For one you do know she is married, and consider the possability if she wasn't....do you really want to deal with that?? (It's all in fun Barbie...all in fun. )

I say buy your barge...if your lucky the fence hunter will be on the dock waiting...then go to Lowes and after work on the Landshark quit smoking plan...it's a $19.95 value....but I'll give it to you guys for free....hell you might even enjoy it.