Why are you speaking to me? I am not interested in you.
As I am also an active and paid member of the USPPA, I can confidently say that your posts in this thread are freaking retarded.
But two can play it that game, so here is my response to all of your posts in this thread:
The prize money, which is being held by a rabid pack of wolves in Tony's pool hall, will be released once the corporation has a financial realization. Due to stand-up comedians organizing the calcutta, a hooker dressed as one of the New Kids on the Block will be dispersing the tight racks to the masses.
Anonymous internet posters, who are all members of the APA, have banded together to create a super faction that will be forcing everyone to keep a pencil behind their ear. Due to all of the league and tournament promoters, people are not going to play pool any more as there are too many options.
As many two bit hustlers can tell you, if you bankroll your money and gamble against a serious player, you will assuredly take all of their money. Although, if you don't speak Engligh, then your chances of a financial windfall is diminished due to the color of the felt.
Next year, the group of anonymous donors who fund any and all tournaments that pay the players will be forming a legal defense team that will fluctuate with the current economic climate within the pool halls of America. This political maneuvering will dictate the flavor of candy given to the minorities, while solidifying the artistic capabilities of the well known bar pool player.
The Nevada Gaming Commission, made up of former ping pong world champions, has ruled that all soft drinks served to the audience will have to pass a stringent "fizz" test. This test, which will be supervised by SVB and Bill Gates, requires the participant to apply for a credit card that offers them unlimited rewards points, which may be redeemed basic necessities such as new socks and furry hats for the players.
In conclusion, it is obvious now that the escrow account used for this undertaking was manipulated by the bankers on Wall St, the NAACP, and 2 guys living in a cave in Afghanistan. Until the pool playing public understands that you can put the lime in the coconut but you must take out a tournament insurance policy as well, the sanctioning bodies will have to live without hot sauce on their tacos.
Hope this helps.