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green8ball

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This movie was advertised in " Inside English" mag. Got it for Christmas.
Worst movie ever, forget about just pool movies. No acting , no story, most lines are stolen out of the other pool movies you have seen. It's a porn movie with out any porn. Don't waste your time or money.
 
That unimaginitive title is a big tip-off. Sheesh, who came up with that?!?!
 
I actually bought the movie (10 bucks),
and finished watching it this morning.

It was, truly, awful.
The worst pool shooting I have ever seen, in or out of a pool movie.
Really, really, really bad.

And the camera work almost got me sick (in/out of focus, shaky, etc).

Caveat emptor.
 
Sheesh, you would think it might be worthwhile with a page and a half write-up in this month's BD. Thanks for saving me 10 bucks. :p
 
That just put a disgusting image in my head. It's bad enough to read her name, but being preceded by 'sexy'!? Bleh.

Really though, this movie looks so bad that I want to see it. After all, they do, "they learn about the true costs of risk, passion and friendship." Sounds moving.



whitey2 said:
The trailer looked OK. I like that sexy Ann Coulter look. :)
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I need to ask everyone here, just because it's pool-related, you gonna buy it? I mean, c'mon now. If that's the case, I'm in the wrong business. Obviously, I should be selling videos from my cellphone.
 
After watching the trailer...now I know who stole my Hi8 Analog Handycam 10 years ago.
 
green8ball said:
This movie was advertised in " Inside English" mag. Got it for Christmas.
Worst movie ever, forget about just pool movies. No acting , no story, most lines are stolen out of the other pool movies you have seen. It's a porn movie with out any porn. Don't waste your time or money.
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that was horroble. I liked Stans trick shot too. it was just as bad, and he scratches, hilarious:D
 
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I didn't find even one line in the movie that was funny.
Maybe I have no sense of humor,
but then again, maybe they don't.
:)
Here's a deal for you all:
I'll sell you the two-DVD set, in mint condition,
for half price (only FIVE BUCKS)
plus shipping.

It will be interesting to see if anyone bites...
 
virgin pockets;

i too bought this masterpiece as it was about pool; or so i thought. the babes played like stevie wonder's sister, the pool pro's mentioned in the write up were certainly lifeguards not billiard pro's, and the liberal rules permitted about 20 scratches without penalty.

i have just been aproached to invest in a movie called soccor mom; hope it is better.

--10 on the petard scale:mad:
 
fast mikie

FastMikie said:
I didn't find even one line in the movie that was funny.
Maybe I have no sense of humor,
but then again, maybe they don't.
:)
Here's a deal for you all:
I'll sell you the two-DVD set, in mint condition,
for half price (only FIVE BUCKS)
plus shipping.

It will be interesting to see if anyone bites...
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i will give it away free if a phoenician come to my house and gets it and i will feed them in return for a picture.
 
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