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All of you people talking crap to larry and talking even more crap when he responds are asses. Get a life, get your own argument, hell, go play some pool.
 
LastTwo said:
All of you people talking crap to larry and talking even more crap when he responds are asses. Get a life, get your own argument, hell, go play some pool.
My argument is that Larry is a pompous degenerate ;) . Now how am I an ass :p ?
 
Patience please....

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I'm gonna load somethin up for ya all. Be patient, back in a few days.
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ajcu612 said:
My argument is that Larry is a pompous degenerate ;) . Now how am I an ass :p ?

Because you are what you accuse me of being, take your pompous degenerate posts and shove them where the sun dont shine bubba, take your filth outta here. Post something positive, contributate something to this board. Ask an intelligent question, teach something of value. Until you can do that, crawl back under your trailor and brush your tooth bozo. I do not have to take your S***. :p
 
Larry why do you think people always give you a hard time? I bet if jesus made a 100 rail bank you would say thats not a good shot if he put just a bit more power on it he could have had 1 more rail. Larry you act like you are the only one who has any skill playing playing pool. Larry just rememer these words and you might be ok "everyone likes a little ass but nobody likes a smart ass :D"
 
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fast larry said:
Because you are what you accuse me of being, take your pompous degenerate posts and shove them where the sun dont shine bubba, take your filth outta here. Post something positive, contributate something to this board. Ask an intelligent question, teach something of value. Until you can do that, crawl back under your trailor and brush your tooth bozo. I do not have to take your S***. :p
I have done everything that you have suggested--with regards to my posts. I have asked at least one intelligent question. It was a thread regarding who the members of this forum felt had helped to revolutionize the play of the game. I have been helpful on at least one occasion. In regards to a member's lost cues and money, I was the first to point out the severity of the crime of which he may have been a victim (using the USPS to commit fraudulent acts). And why do people constantly say I live in a trailor and have only one tooth? That insult is so trite--kind of like Larry's posts. Look up the definition of "degenerate." Once you do that, you couldn't possibly call me a degenerate :cool: .
With regards to the original subject of the thread, it was a great SHOT. I am sure if he really wanted to, he could pocket a ball. It's a mere matter of set up. Once we all buy Larry's marvelously magnificent DVD, we will all be able to do the same thing ;) !
 
Mike Templeton said:
Fast Larry,

How do you expect any credibility or respect when you can't give any. You prove more every day what an ass you really are.

Mike T.

Mike, when the guy actually makes a friggen shot and knows what he's doing, I'll then give him credit, until then, I'll tell it like it is, he does not have a clue what he's doing. A trick shot means you make a shot, or it's not a shot. What part of this, do you people not understand here? :rolleyes: :o :confused:
 
ajcu612 said:
I have done everything that you have suggested--with regards to my posts. I have asked at least one intelligent question. It was a thread regarding who the members of this forum felt had helped to revolutionize the play of the game. I have been helpful on at least one occasion. In regards to a member's lost cues and money, I was the first to point out the severity of the crime of which he may have been a victim (using the USPS to commit fraudulent acts). And why do people constantly say I live in a trailor and have only one tooth? That insult is so trite--kind of like Larry's posts. Look up the definition of "degenerate." Once you do that, you couldn't possibly call me a degenerate :cool: .
With regards to the original subject of the thread, it was a great SHOT. I am sure if he really wanted to, he could pocket a ball. It's a mere matter of set up. Once we all buy Larry's marvelously magnificent DVD, we will all be able to do the same thing ;) !

Please, what ever you do, do not buy my DVD, it will be far over your head, go pet your coon dog and brush your tooth bubba.
 
King Cueball said:
Larry why do you think people always give you a hard time? I bet if jesus made a 100 rail bank you would say thats not a good shot if he put just a bit more power on it he could have had 1 more rail. Larry you act like you are the only one who has any skill playing playing pool. Larry just rememer these words and you might be ok "everyone likes a little ass but nobody likes a smart ass :D"


Read your own post, you insult me with the Jesus thing, you call me an ass, why can you constantly do that to me and I cant do that back to you. Look at the last 10 posts you made behind me, every single one was an attack or some smart ass dig. I don't do that to you, I have better things to do with my time that to smart ass lip off every time somebody says something I am not in love with. The reason you don't have any pro's posting on here on a regular basis on the open forum is when they do, a couple of bozo's goes off on them and nobody want's to mess with you people any more. You are not worth the pain and hassles.
 
The reason you don't have any pro's posting on here on a regular basis on the open forum is when they do, a couple of bozo's goes off on them and nobody want's to mess with you people any more. You are not worth the pain and hassles.[/QUOTE]

FL---I very rarely post on this board, but I read it alot. All I have ever read from you is how great YOU are as a "professional" pool player. Your advice, from what I have read, is laughable...at best. Why can you not accept that other people have talent in this wonderful game of pool/billiards? Please humble yourself and stop taking credit for every damn trick shot ever played.
By the way, I do not, nor will I ever believe that you invented more shots, invested more time and humble, spectacular ability than Mr. Kimura..............he is a THOUSAND leagues above you both in talent and reverence for the game and it's players. (sorry for the run-on sentence)
peace to all,
David
 
MM Jump Shot- Germany

Hello Pool-friends,

Im a good buddy of this Jump-boy !!
I know, thats no fake or joke !!
Its reality !!
"Dragan" (the Name of the Jump-boy) show this jump everybody, on evry table he want !!!

realy !!

Don't think it is a lie !!
Ask the German National Pool Coach "Andreas Huber" !!
( www.bsv-dachau.de)
He see the jump more then one time !!

sincerly

sven
 
Please excuse...

Mr Guninger,
Please excuse Svens' grammer, but I'll vough for him. He may not understand completely the point you're trying to make, but he means well and his message to you was clear.
In the mean time, patience please, I'm working on that suggestion of yours. If others, from over here, tagging along with this Thread have problems with their Grammer. Please, don't be too hard on them, unless of course they get out of line...know what I mean...keep this line "HOT"!!
SkipN
 
crawdaddio said:
The reason you don't have any pro's posting on here on a regular basis on the open forum is when they do, a couple of bozo's goes off on them and nobody want's to mess with you people any more. You are not worth the pain and hassles.

FL---I very rarely post on this board, but I read it alot. All I have ever read from you is how great YOU are as a "professional" pool player. Your advice, from what I have read, is laughable...at best. Why can you not accept that other people have talent in this wonderful game of pool/billiards? Please humble yourself and stop taking credit for every damn trick shot ever played.
By the way, I do not, nor will I ever believe that you invented more shots, invested more time and humble, spectacular ability than Mr. Kimura..............he is a THOUSAND leagues above you both in talent and reverence for the game and it's players. (sorry for the run-on sentence)
peace to all,
David[/QUOTE]

Sorry my poor advice is laughable, perhaps I should no longer waste my time making you laugh for free and just do my DVD's and have you pay for my advice in the future, that is what these comments drive me to. I do not care if you do not believe a single thing I ever did, millions do, your single vote does not mean squat.

Have you ever met Kimura, played him under the lights on the international stage, I have. If you have not and don't :D really nothing about the guy, which is what I suspect, perhaps you are talking in an area sir, you really know nothing about.
 
Larry you just dont get it! nobody cares about your advice! get over it! :D
 
King Cueball said:
Larry you just dont get it! nobody cares about your advice! get over it! :D

Ok, I will take my advice to www.billiards-pool.net and post there, you all can teach each other. If you want my future advice, buy my DVD and pay for my advice. If you think I am going to keep on teaching here free and keep getting hit by punks like you I have better things to do, as I said, F off, what part of that, did you not understand cue ball? :D
 
trsven said:
Hello Pool-friends,

Im a good buddy of this Jump-boy !!
I know, thats no fake or joke !!
Its reality !!
"Dragan" (the Name of the Jump-boy) show this jump everybody, on evry table he want !!!

realy !!

Don't think it is a lie !!
Ask the German National Pool Coach "Andreas Huber" !!
( www.bsv-dachau.de)
He see the jump more then one time !!

sincerly

sven


Guten Tag: He made shot jump straight up in air with no purpose or aim, did not make shot or pot ball, stupid, go back to drawing board, try again, then do something that does impress me, but learn to make a ball, then and only then is it a shot. I was doing this when we was crapping in his diper, so what, you want me to fall over now in adoration? He did nothing, try and understand that. The truth does sting like a bitch some times.

Auf Wiedersehen
 
Larry ive heard you say that before, I dont care if you go or you stay. I and others are just tired of your mouth. I dont think you try to help anyone all you do is bad mouth others and try yo sell your crappy cd! The only pro on here is Keith! I would bet anything that you want that you could not beat him to a race to 11 with him giving you the 7! He would wax your old butt!
 
King Cueball said:
Larry ive heard you say that before, I dont care if you go or you stay. I and others are just tired of your mouth. I dont think you try to help anyone all you do is bad mouth others and try yo sell your crappy cd! The only pro on here is Keith! I would bet anything that you want that you could not beat him to a race to 11 with him giving you the 7! He would wax your old butt!


You should read your own ignorant posts she yet for brains. My crappy CD, how can it be crappy if you have not seen it or any one has evualated it. To make such an assumption like that now, only proves you are indeed, totally ignorant. I dont have a CD for sale, one does not exist. How can something that does not exist, be crappy? OOOOhhhh, dwell on that one for a while bozo. I am now filming the first one but its' months off from being offered.

The only pro on here is Keith, ignorant, Jees kid you are fargin dumb. Earl and Grady are not pros, I am a pro, I make a living with my cue, that makes me a pro, do you make your living with a cue bozo? There are a dozen pros on this board dumb she yet.

I know you don't care, neither do I you about you, what part of F off did you not catch the first time around bozo? Do I not speak your native tongue? Shall I try another language with you, I speak 5 different ones.

Kiss off, take a hike, harrass somebody else, Hasta La vista, Baby... Did you get that?

You are tired of my mouth, I am sick of your ass as well.

I dont help any one on here, you are now telling me in 500 posts, I have not helped one person, that sir, is the ultimate most ignorant thing you have ever said. Any small amount of creditability you might have had went out the door with that one. One can clearly see where you are coming from now. That is why I told you to shut your ignorant mouth, punk. There are some people here who do want to learn and A holes like you muck it up for them.

All I do is bad mouth others, you guys start is first, you bad mouth me, I tell you to kiss my ass, you can't believe I can do that, here, let me do it again, kiss my ass. See how easy that is and when I do that, you all go off, like I have committed some capital offense. Who wrote this rule, you punks can bad mouth me and I cannot defend my self, that crap does not fly in no pool halls I was ever in.
That is probably why you only have one tooth to brush, keep shooting off your mouth like that in person to real pool players, you wont have any teeth to brush bubba. Shut yo mouth punk, go play pool. Get off my ass. Go out and have fun with this game, do something postive. None of what you are doing here is positive, its' all negative.

Keith can beat me, That sir is the only intelligent thing you have said and it's true, we play two different sports, he plays 9 ball, I play Artistic. At 9 ball he cleans my clock every time, at my sport, I clean his, so what in the hell does that mean or prove. He is great in his, I am great in mine. Your Are too fargin dumb to understand this, I know this, you do not know this, because you don't know she yet. You are a bozo, I don't waste time with bozo's, this is my last response to you. You are terminated F***er.

To answer the rest of the question, I have only 16 bozo's on my list, this Turkey just make it 17. For all you non bozos and nice people on this board, who are not bozos, Keith recently came to me in friendship, not as some challenge to kick my ass, but as lets get together, have fun, you do some shots, I run some balls that kind of thing. I have accepted because I feel he is genuine and I have long admired his playing ability and skill with the cue ball and his agressive run racks style. He and I are a lot alike in a lot of ways.

I will come into his home room in Wash DC late March on my 6 week NE TOUR and we will play a set to 11 and he will kick my ass, so what, I love to play. Between the two of us, we will try to teach some of you what we both know, so when you hear of it, this is a very friendly rumble, a meeting of the minds so to speak. We may turn this into a joint pool school, that could be really cool, between the two of us, we have amassed a lot of knowledge. So cue ball your match you desired has already been booked by me. As usual, I am way out front of you on everything, that is why they call me Fast and you Gomer.

Now once more, let me walk you thru this, what part of F off, did you not understand? Go back to your trailer, pet coon dog, brush tooth while you still have one left. Tell Gomer Sr I said hey. Stay off my posts, get out of my face punk and out of my life. :D
 
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Larry,

I think you have a lot to offer. I have learned a lot from you. That three ball drill that you taught us was great! I just think you have a hard time getting your message across without insulting people. I don't doubt that you have a lot of talent in pool, you just need to try to refrain from calling everyone shit-for-brains and blowing your own horn so loudly. I really wish you would stick around and continue to provide us with good solid pool info. I also love it when you tell some of the stories that happened in the past.
 
I knew you couldn"t stay away larry lol. you are a hasbeen No wait you are a never was and i think that is what"s killing you!
 
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