! Watch the incredible mm-Jumpshot !

Buddha Jones said:
Hey Larry, don't forget to add that to your stinking video that no one is going to buy.
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You aint never gonna buy it because you ain't got the twenty bucks in your pocket. Even if you did your too stupid to appreciate what you would see. Stick to the funny papers, they are free, you can afford them as well.

I have never even advertised this tape and I have now sold 6,000 of them at $20 a pop by word of mouth. When I get this all cleaned up on DVD I will sell 100,000 of them.
Bozo's like you don't buy nothing, dont do nothing, dont accomplish nothing, you just toss your jealous frustration of being a giant nobody nothing on those who do actually go out and accomplish something. I bet you could not jump over a slow moving cock roach. :D
 
Bozo's like you don't buy nothing, dont do nothing, dont accomplish nothing, you just toss your jealous frustration of being a giant nobody nothing on those who do actually go out and accomplish something.
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Sounds to me like you have heard that somewhere before. Drawing on your elustrious past? Sounds like how you are living your life right now to me.
 
hondo said:
Guys, you must have never been on the
playpool forum. Vito Corleone IS Fast Larry.
He's just having some fun jerking youse
guyz around. LOL.
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Hondo, I met you at Atlanta Billiards. We know each other. Let me assure you, swear to you sir, that this Vito guy posting on AZ is not me, swear to it on a stack of bibles and on my mothers life. Hondo, it's a good bet this is one of the guys who was causing me so much grief before. He's done this to me several times. He comes in, establishes an identity and tries to make you think it's me when it's not, then once that is done, we slowly sets me up and they tries to slander me, it's pretty slick and it's easy to buy the con if you are not alerted to it up front. Or the new Vito guy just thought that was a cool handle and swiped that off the other board and may be a good guy who just wants to post and have fun. Just be advised, Vito is not me, capich, ciao. I gotta run, Mike Massey is in town and he wants me to pick him up to do dinner and to play some 14.1. I have to go take care of the big guy, I ain't da man, he's da friggin man. :D
 
Larry:Humanity::Ant:Food Chain

fast larry said:
.... He comes in, establishes an identity and tries to make you think it's me when it's not, then once that is done, we slowly sets me up and they tries to slander me, it's pretty slick and it's easy to buy the con if you are not alerted to it up front. Or the new Vito guy just thought that was a cool handle and swiped that off the other board and may be a good guy who just wants to post and have fun. Just be advised, Vito is not me, capich, ciao. I gotta run, Mike Massey is in town and he wants me to pick him up to do dinner and to play some 14.1. I have to go take care of the big guy, I ain't da man, he's da friggin man. :D
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I think Larry has slandered himself pretty well :confused: And, the don carleone on this board MUST have gotten his handle from you. Of course, you are the infamous mafia Don, aren't you :rolleyes: Stop claiming fame and glory that isn't rightly deserved. You were a lot less obnoxious when you were peddling your damned VHS/DVD made for the masses. 6,000 out of 6.5 billion isn't bad. Keep filling your posts with unoriginal and boastful content! ;)
 
UWPoolGod1 said:
I just wish it was in .mpeg format so i could view it. Can't get .avi's. And don't wnt to download the codec cause you have to download some stupid adware as well. Lame.
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I rendered into mpg1, but it is 6.5M. It is a nonstandard bit rate, so I can't render it to mpg2 or 4.
 
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wut the crap...everytime some one post a video link i can't see jack crap. all i hear is the sound...i'm sick and tired of downloading codecs getting viruses here and there. And then you get bombarded by popups.
 
I know what you mean..that is why I won't get the .avi codec. I already have enough adware crap hogging my disk space.
 
Don't Take Too Much Credit!!!!!

In San Francisco, At Cochrans Billiards Also Known As The 1028 Club [ The Address Was 1028 E. Market St.] In Either 1961 Or 1962 A Great Player Named Norman Webber Put A Beer Bottle Against The Side Rail Next To The Corner Pocket And Put The 11 Ball On Top Of The Bottle.

He Then Placed The Cue Ball Almost Next To The Bottle, Sticks The Butt Of The Cue Straight Up In The Air And Strikes The Cue Ball.

The Cue Ball Jumps Up In The Air Hits The 11 Ball, The 11 Ball Falls Into The Corner Pocket And The Cue Ball Spins To A Stop Where The 11 Ball Used To Be , On Top Of The Beer Bottle.

I Doubt Very Much That Any Of You People Claiming To Have Invented That Shot Was Playing Pool At The Time That Described Shot Happened.

Titanic Jerry
 
titanic said:
In San Francisco, At Cochrans Billiards Also Known As The 1028 Club [ The Address Was 1028 E. Market St.] In Either 1961 Or 1962 A Great Player Named Norman Webber Put A Beer Bottle Against The Side Rail Next To The Corner Pocket And Put The 11 Ball On Top Of The Bottle.

He Then Placed The Cue Ball Almost Next To The Bottle, Sticks The Butt Of The Cue Straight Up In The Air And Strikes The Cue Ball.

The Cue Ball Jumps Up In The Air Hits The 11 Ball, The 11 Ball Falls Into The Corner Pocket And The Cue Ball Spins To A Stop Where The 11 Ball Used To Be , On Top Of The Beer Bottle.

I Doubt Very Much That Any Of You People Claiming To Have Invented That Shot Was Playing Pool At The Time That Described Shot Happened.

Titanic Jerry
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That figgin bum stole MY shot!
 
That figgin bum stole MY shot!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA!
 
ajcu612 said:
I think Larry has slandered himself pretty well :confused: And, the don carleone on this board MUST have gotten his handle from you. Of course, you are the infamous mafia Don, aren't you :rolleyes: Stop claiming fame and glory that isn't rightly deserved. You were a lot less obnoxious when you were peddling your damned VHS/DVD made for the masses. 6,000 out of 6.5 billion isn't bad. Keep filling your posts with unoriginal and boastful content! ;)
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Up yours too punk, every post you have made on me has been a personal attack, go crawl back under your trailor and brush your tooth gomer.
 
Funny how some people continue to make a fool of themselves.
I don't know Larry personal and surely never will, I don't have anything for or against him.

Just liked the shot and wanted you to discuss about that.

Now leave the man alone.
 
Worminator said:
That figgin bum stole MY shot!
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Dear Sir, Norm was one of the greats of his time and I have nothing but the highest level of respect for this fabulous performer. Go into my web site www.fastlarrypool.com and on the left are tabs, open the 2nd one, cue and tables, then on the left is Norms quote, left click that and it opens with future quotes and pictures of him and him door poster.

The shot you describe is the bottle shot, you shoot into a ramp ball, which allows the ball to jump up and hit the ball on top of the bottle. You got his shot wrong or it was described to you wrong. Trust me on this. There was a ramp ball shot into. I know what these guys were shooting and this was not it. They were ramping up and just trying to knock the ball off. Now and then they might get lucky and it would trade places. That was not the plan however. Weenie Beenie actually made this shot on TV. This later evolved into stacking two balls on the bottle, knocking off the bottom one so the top could fall down. Kimura and Me were first to do the 3 ball bottle shot, I was first to do the 4 ball shot on Prime Time TV, the Ripley's show. I was first to make the 5 ball shot, Willie Smith was first to make the 6 ball bottle shot, which is the current record. I trained Willie on how to do this of course. :D

The shot you described however could be done, but it would be almost impossible to pull it off. If you shot if for days, you might get lucky and it could fall. I don't do this stuff any more so I am not interested in taking a wack at it, maybe somebody else will.
 
VitoCorleone said:
Funny how some people continue to make a fool of themselves.
I don't know Larry personal and surely never will, I don't have anything for or against him.

Just liked the shot and wanted you to discuss about that.

Now leave the man alone.
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Yo Vito, Pizonno, tell the nice people, youse is not me, or I am not talkin to myself please. What you saw was not a shot, that was my problem with it. If he knew what he was friggin doing, once he discovered he could jump the ball straight up in the air, he would have created a shot and potted a ball, then it would have been a shot. That was the main point that got lost along the way. Vito, the only fool here is the Kraut on the tape.
 
Back pedal a bit...

Dear larry,
Sorry, forgot your last name and now I'm writing this. I grew up in San Diego, Ca., and started playing pool back in '74 in the "Hungry Stick" with criminals. Those were some days, boy! I'm tellin ya! At any rate, I now live in Germany, southern bavaria...yeah, you were right. Dragon, that's the mans' name who demonstrated the jump shot, Dragon Voilnovic has no German descendant but he can speak German, faster than anybody I know.
I've watched him grow in this sport, practically from the beginning and the only teacher, author and trick shot performer he knows of is myself and a book I introduced to him 10 yrs ago from Robert Byrnes. He likes that man, then Mr Byrnes' taught him more than I could ever. I'm not even a real book author, because I only translate "kraut" books on pool into English. So, I guess Dragon only knows of one "Teacher, Author and Trick shot performer".
Dragon is hopefully going to be my Teammate next year in the Bavarien State league races. With him, we've got a good chance to join the "National league races". Boy, finally in the "Nationals"! And I've been playing over 30 years at this game. 4 men to a Team and with him on it, we could really whip some Butt!
Now, you know more about us than we ever knew of you.
The discriminating, conceited and seemingly jealous Thread you published is now world wide, or did you think you were only talking to your buddies! Or, god forbid, advertising your better "Teaching methods"! If so, what in the "hell" are you trying to teach us here, Mister! You Sir, couldn't have made yourself look more silly than if you were to jog across the United States of America "naked"!
If there is any pride or integrity left in you, for the love of this sport! Re-write that "Thread" and do a little "back peddaling"!
Any pool playing "Thoroughbred", of which you are also considered to be, has a great love for this Sport. Many, not all, but like myself, have a big heart as well. I can forgive you, if it doesn't take you long, to admit you made a mistake. It would at least show "Integrity", "for the love of this Sport" and "International Respect" means something to you. And that you are not willing to risk breaking any "Glass windows" to the "International world foundation" we are all trying to build upon that would help make this Sport more popular! Remarks of your sort spread fast. Do yourself a favor Mr. Guninger, ask for forgiveness....You can't be all that bad!
Skip Newberry
P.S. The "Fool" as I believe you mentioned, was only asked to do the "jump" on video. Just to show us here in Germany, that positive potential lays here as well. Standards concerning "Internationally publisized trick shot demonstrations" were, excuse him please, not considered during the making of this. It was just done for the cameraman as a favor, simple huh!
 
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Fast Larry,

How do you expect any credibility or respect when you can't give any. You prove more every day what an ass you really are.

Mike T.
 
Take A Break Larry

I Was Personally There When Norman Webber Shot The Shot . I Saw It With My Own Eyes. Please Do Not Give The Impression That You Kniow Everything Because You Dont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It Is Better To Remain Silent And Be Thought A Fool Than To Speak And Remove All Doubt.

You Seem To Be So Wrapped Up In Yourself You Have Lost Contact With The Real World.

These Other People Just Might Be Justified In The Manner In Which They Speak To Or About You.


Titanic Jerry
 
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