what about a movie???????

ironman said:
Christopher Loyd as Berni Friend
Danny de Vito Deno Andrews
Kramer from Seinfeld Kevin Trudo
Robin Williams Smorgasbord
Ving Rymes JJNFLA
Rober Deniro NYC CUE DUDE
The Rock Mr Wilson
Elvira Myracurfs

Elvira as me?? No idea what my role in the ipt is.... but if i have one, played by her ( men don't i look great at my avater).... it must be funny and ver very short....
 
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MyraCurfs said:
Elvira as me?? No idea what my role in the ipt is.... but if i have one played by her.... it must be funny and ver very short....


I think i have found the perfect role for you/elvira....how about the receptionist (also the keeper of lost souls who bought Natural cures) that Edyie 1st encountered at the offices.. i can picture it now.....with hands full of money counting it with KT and Deno in the background.............................mike
 
cueball1950 said:
I think i have found the perfect role for you/elvira....how about the receptionist (also the keeper of lost souls who bought Natural cures) that Edyie 1st encountered at the offices.. i can picture it now.....with hands full of money counting it with KT and Deno in the background.............................mike


I'm just guessing but there must be some kind of compliment in there!:rolleyes:
 
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MyraCurfs said:
Elvira as me?? No idea what my role in the ipt is.... but if i have one, played by her ( men don't i look great at my avater).... it must be funny and ver very short....
Well, I think the ONE will back me here, but after you described how you would hanle someone made inappropriate advances, I just got a brief visual of someone in black leather and whips.
As you said, you asked for it.LOL
 
ironman said:
Well, I think the ONE will back me here, but after you described how you would hanle someone made inappropriate advances, I just got a brief visual of someone in black leather and whips.
As you said, you asked for it.LOL

That's the fun part of it.... i look so damn innocent!;)
 
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This would be great in Smellivision.

At the end, Deno climbs back into a tree- the smell of fresh-baked cookies slowly permeates the theater.
 
Nostroke said:
This would be great in Smellivision.

At the end, Deno climbs back into a tree- the smell of fresh-baked cookies slowly permeates the theater.

OMG!!!!!!!!
 
My cast for the IPT movie:

Deno - Puggsley from The Addams Family or Beaver Cleaver
KT - Jon Lovitz
Mike Sigel - Paul Potier
Paul Potier - Mike Sigel
Karen Corr - Harry Potter
Allison Fisher - Meg Ryan
Monica Webb - Eminem
Sarah Ellerby - Ricky Shroeder
Pat Holtz - Duck McScrooge
Eydie Romano - Kim Basinger
Timberly Pike - Julia Roberts
Marissa Yi - Kiana Tom/ Lisa Kudrow as her "Stunt Blonde"
Blackjack - Daniel Day Lewis
Danny Harriman - William H Macy/ Curious George as his stunt monkey
Bernie Friend - Grover From Sesame Street
Earl Strickland - Daffy Duck
Smorg - HR Puffenstuff
Jake - Regis Philbin
Mike Howerton - Bryant Gumbel
Debra Li - Marilyn Monroe
Johnny Archer - David Schwimmer
Andam Bustamante, Parica, Orcullo - The Teletubbies
Alex Pagualyan - Ernie Reyes
Efren Reyes - Mr. Miyagi
Robin Dodson-Courtney Cox
Linda Carter - Thandie Newton
Max Eberle - Howie Mandel
Jasmin Ouschan - Michelle Phillips
Kim Davenport - Tom Selleck
 
ironman said:
Elvira Myracurfs
Now that I'm fat I've got boobs so I'll take Elvira... I've already got the long hair so all I would need is a good push up bra. :D
 
As far as story lines go, it could start out at the end of the Reno tournament. the Players get stiffed, they spend about 20min of the movie waiting to get paid then they sell thier collective debts to the Mob and the Mob puts the screws to KT. One of the Mob bosses could be played by Christopher Walken. (he has a track record with both mob movies and pool movies so he'd be a perfect fit)

Then Some un-named asian mob gets involved on KTs behalf because they thought he was onto a good scheme that just needed the organized crime touch to make it really work and you end up with big Mob war.

There you go, you have lies, violence and I guess you'd have to throw some gratuitous sex in there for the masses and you'd have a block buster.
:D
 
straybullet said:
My cast for the IPT movie:

Deno - Puggsley from The Addams Family or Beaver Cleaver
KT - Jon Lovitz
Mike Sigel - Paul Potier
Paul Potier - Mike Sigel
Karen Corr - Harry Potter
Allison Fisher - Meg Ryan
Monica Webb - Eminem
Sarah Ellerby - Ricky Shroeder
Pat Holtz - Duck McScrooge
Eydie Romano - Kim Basinger
Timberly Pike - Julia Roberts
Marissa Yi - Kiana Tom/ Lisa Kudrow as her "Stunt Blonde"
Blackjack - Daniel Day Lewis
Danny Harriman - William H Macy/ Curious George as his stunt monkey
Bernie Friend - Grover From Sesame Street
Earl Strickland - Daffy Duck
Smorg - HR Puffenstuff
Jake - Regis Philbin
Mike Howerton - Bryant Gumbel
Debra Li - Marilyn Monroe
Johnny Archer - David Schwimmer
Andam Bustamante, Parica, Orcullo - The Teletubbies
Alex Pagualyan - Ernie Reyes
Efren Reyes - Mr. Miyagi
Robin Dodson-Courtney Cox
Linda Carter - Thandie Newton
Max Eberle - Howie Mandel
Jasmin Ouschan - Michelle Phillips
Kim Davenport - Tom Selleck


If Will Farrell isnt playing Trudeau, I'm not gonna go see it. And I think Jason Alexander (George Costanza) would make a great Deno. And just for a cameo pic, David Rowell could be Mike Sigel.

Southpaw
 
Southpaw said:
And just for a cameo pic, David Rowell could be Mike Sigel.

Southpaw
Cameos are short & quick... not much airtime and can easily be missed. No way would this work for MS... :p
 
Timberly said:
Now that I'm fat I've got boobs so I'll take Elvira... I've already got the long hair so all I would need is a good push up bra. :D
Well, if you insist, I mean I ah don't know ah toooooo much about them push ahh bras or nothin, but ah, i mean i ahh feel funny talkin about this with the lights ah ah ah the lights on and all ahh ahh but you know if you ahh need any let me turn the light out, ahh need any help ah and cant find ahh one of them push up gadgets, ah, I gues that what I ah could do is, is to,,,,, oh hell, I'll PM ya.
 
supergreenman said:
As far as story lines go, it could start out at the end of the Reno tournament. the Players get stiffed, they spend about 20min of the movie waiting to get paid then they sell thier collective debts to the Mob and the Mob puts the screws to KT. One of the Mob bosses could be played by Christopher Walken. (he has a track record with both mob movies and pool movies so he'd be a perfect fit)

Then Some un-named asian mob gets involved on KTs behalf because they thought he was onto a good scheme that just needed the organized crime touch to make it really work and you end up with big Mob war.

There you go, you have lies, violence and I guess you'd have to throw some gratuitous sex in there for the masses and you'd have a block buster.
:D

Some what kind of sex? Now wait a dam minute, the Bible clearly states that one man should not lay down with another one. Just what the hell kinda show are tryin to make this anyway.
 
MyraCurfs said:
I'm just guessing but there must be some kind of compliment in there!:rolleyes:

There is definately a compliment in there... Elvira is a very sexy woman from the dark side. That is why i said that she/you as her would be the keeper of the lost souls that bought his book....................mike
 
straybullet said:
My cast for the IPT movie:

Deno - Puggsley from The Addams Family or Beaver Cleaver
KT - Jon Lovitz
Mike Sigel - Paul Potier
Paul Potier - Mike Sigel
Karen Corr - Harry Potter
Allison Fisher - Meg Ryan
Monica Webb - Eminem
Sarah Ellerby - Ricky Shroeder
Pat Holtz - Duck McScrooge
Eydie Romano - Kim Basinger
Timberly Pike - Julia Roberts
Marissa Yi - Kiana Tom/ Lisa Kudrow as her "Stunt Blonde"
Blackjack - Daniel Day Lewis
Danny Harriman - William H Macy/ Curious George as his stunt monkey
Bernie Friend - Grover From Sesame Street
Earl Strickland - Daffy Duck
Smorg - HR Puffenstuff
Jake - Regis Philbin
Mike Howerton - Bryant Gumbel
Debra Li - Marilyn Monroe
Johnny Archer - David Schwimmer
Andam Bustamante, Parica, Orcullo - The Teletubbies
Alex Pagualyan - Ernie Reyes
Efren Reyes - Mr. Miyagi
Robin Dodson-Courtney Cox
Linda Carter - Thandie Newton
Max Eberle - Howie Mandel
Jasmin Ouschan - Michelle Phillips
Kim Davenport - Tom Selleck

Those are too funny. Good thing you didn't say Connie Chung for me! I think Carrot Top for Bernie and Clay Aiken for Monica Webb.
 
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