I'm thankful for God's precious gifts of my loving family, our health, having enough to eat and having shelter in difficult times, our friends, being selected with my husband to play in the IPT

, being secure every night because of our brave service people - in the armed service and in fire departments and police stations across the nation. And I am also thankful to be in this community that has accepted me and my opinions with open arms. May God bless you and yours today.
My children are no longer young, but I certainly remember being thankful for these things!
"Things To Be Thankful For"
When I was younger, I remember receiving the
inevitable homework assignment to write an essay
on "something I am thankful for." Then I'd spend a
lot of time sitting in my room trying to figure out just
what in the world that could possibly be; and I'd end
up writing down everything I could think of from
G-d to environmental consciousness. But after having
children, my priorities have clearly changed:
BEFORE CHILDREN: I was thankful to have been
born the USA, the most powerful free democracy
in the world.
AFTER CHILDREN : I am thankful for Velcro tennis
shoes. As well as saving valuable time, now I can
hear the sound of my son taking off his shoes --
which gives me three extra seconds to activate the
safety locks on the back seat windows right before
he hurls them out of the car and onto the freeway.
BEFORE CHILDREN: I was thankful for the recycling
program which will preserve our natural resources
and prevent the overloading of landfills.
AFTER CHILDREN : I am thankful for swim diapers
because every time my son wanders into water in
plain disposables, he ends up wearing a blimp the
size of, say, New Jersey, on his bottom.
BEFORE CHILDREN: I was thankful for fresh, organic
vegetables.
AFTER CHILDREN : I am thankful for microwaveable
macaroni and cheese -- without which my children
would be surviving on about three bites of cereal
and their own spit.
BEFORE CHILDREN: I was thankful for the
opportunity to obtain a college education and have
a higher quality of life than my ancestors.
AFTER CHILDREN : I am thankful to finish a
complete thought without being interrupted.
BEFORE CHILDREN: I was thankful for holistic
medicine and natural herbs.
AFTER CHILDREN : I am thankful for pediatric
cough syrup guaranteed to "cause drowsiness"
in young children.
BEFORE CHILDREN: I was thankful for all of
the teachers who had taught, encouraged and
nurtured me throughout my formative years.
AFTER CHILDREN : I am thankful for all of the
people at Weight Watcher who let me strip down
to pantyhose and a strategically placed scarf
before getting on the scale each week.
BEFORE CHILDREN: I was thankful for the
opportunity to vacation in exotic foreign countries
so I could experience a different way of life in a
new culture.
AFTER CHILDREN : I am thankful to have time
to make it all the way down the driveway to get
the mail.
BEFORE CHILDREN: I was thankful for the
Moosewood Vegetarian cookbook.
AFTER CHILDREN : I am thankful for the
Butterball turkey hotline.
BEFORE CHILDREN: I was thankful for a warm,
cozy home to share with my loved ones.
AFTER CHILDREN : I am thankful for the lock
on the bathroom door.
BEFORE CHILDREN: I was thankful for material
objects like custom furniture, a nice car and trendy
clothes.
AFTER CHILDREN : I am thankful when the baby
spits up and misses my good shoes.
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