I was walking through the mall and passed by a Santa sitting in his chair. There were no kids in line and as I walked past he said, "What would you like for Christmas?"
Jokingly I replied that I would like a blonde and a bottle of JD.
He said if he had those in his sleigh he wouldn't get to my house.
Jokingly I replied that I would like a blonde and a bottle of JD.
He said if he had those in his sleigh he wouldn't get to my house.