JAM went away to college and after a few months, she received a letter from her father.
JAM, you've been gone for months and we haven't heard from you. Is everything OK ?
Dad
Dad, it's so far to walk from class building to class building, that I'm too exhausted to write.
JAM
JAM, please take this $100 and buy yourself a bicycle to get you from class to class.
JAM
( JAM takes the $100 and buys herself a pet monkey, which quickly becomes ill and she spends weeks & weeks taking care of the monkey. Eventually, the monkey loses all it's hair and JAM is frantic with worry )
JAM, it's been weeks and weeks and we still haven't heard from you. Is everything OK ?
Dad
Daddy, I can't lie to you. All the hair has fallen off my monkey and I don't know what to do.
JAM
SELL THE BICYCLE !
Dad