What's the biggest lie you've ever heard...

[nateobot]

Size doesn't matter

 

[Bob Jewett]

How about, "Federal Express failed to deliver the checks due to a Saturday service problem."

Or: "The first thing I plan to do with the settlement from Camel is to pay the players the $400,000 that was missing from the prize fund."

Ok, not exactly in the spirit of the thread. The award for the most frequent probably goes to, "Yeah, it was a good hit."

 

[JoeW]

Wait a minute, I'll run down to the ATM and get the money.

 

[brandoncook26]

Wait a minute, I'll run down to the ATM and get the money.

Joe, you have to take their cues for collateral to make sure they come back. Just make sure the cues aren't stolen

 

[JC]

I told the players at our last BCA meeting that our handicap system makes it possible for the weaker teams to win. I think one of them believed it.

 

[pt109]

Gimme another g-note....I can beat this guy.

Actually, the first big lie told to me came from my mother.....
..she told me the story about 'the ugly duckling'.......

...then I grew up to be an ugly duck....:yikes: